Based on radio callers and emails I'm convinced Parker, Colorado is the single most right wing and hateful town in America.
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David Sirota (@davidsirota) January 09, 2013Attention, residents of Parker, Colorado! Salon.com superstar David Sirota thinks you’re all a bunch of right-wing lunatic a-holes:
Ive literally never encountered a single human being from that town who isn't a far-right lunatic and asshole.—
David Sirota (@davidsirota) January 09, 2013
And bigots. Don’t forget bigots:
Oh and I shoulda added bigot to that list.—
David Sirota (@davidsirota) January 09, 2013
Well, if anyone knows bigotry, it’s this guy.
Put another way, Parker, Colorado seems like a place where assholes go to enjoy being among fellow assholes—
David Sirota (@davidsirota) January 09, 2013
Gosh, he’s charming! Just in case there was ever any doubt, he retweeted this gem:
@davidsirota I've concluded that when using the term right-wing, lunatic, bigoted and asshole are simply implied.—
Steven (@StevenSaidWhat) January 09, 2013
Call us crazy, but we always thought the Left despised making generalizations.
@SusieMcMahon I genuinely think u r the only one I've ever met in living 6 years in Colorado.—
David Sirota (@davidsirota) January 09, 2013
Or maybe he’s only comfortable hanging around with other bitter, self-deluded jerks. If that’s the case, it’s no wonder he’s such a pleasant guy.
It’s unclear what Parker did to Sirota to make him so angry, aside from just existing. Maybe the local library stocks copies of “The Jolly Barnyard”? Or maybe Sirota’s just a jackass.
Yup — that sounds about right.