#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals I would sleep with a gun.—
(@DanStlMo) January 07, 2013
For a while it seemed as though America might have to choose between its guns and national treasure (but British citizen) Piers Morgan. Morgan had suggested he might deport himself if America didn’t change its outdated gun laws. Today, however, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney assured Morgan that the petition arguing for his deportation would be brought to the president’s attention, and if anyone can broker a deal, it’s Barack Obama.
That said, we’ve been following this list of reasons #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals, and the case is pretty convincing.
If you don’t find these tweets funny, you might be a liberal.