#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals I would sleep with a gun.
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(@DanStlMo) January 07, 2013For a while it seemed as though America might have to choose between its guns and national treasure (but British citizen) Piers Morgan. Morgan had suggested he might deport himself if America didn’t change its outdated gun laws. Today, however, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney assured Morgan that the petition arguing for his deportation would be brought to the president’s attention, and if anyone can broker a deal, it’s Barack Obama.
That said, we’ve been following this list of reasons #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals, and the case is pretty convincing.
I can lock them away when I am done using them #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals—
Roy Rogers (@Roy__Rogers) January 07, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals
Guns shoot straight.—
Brian Hilton (@Shep_Brian) January 07, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals They work.—
Doc Nelson (@DocNelson_68W) January 08, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals When a gun gets fired it doesn't expect 3 years unemployment.—
Kevin Gillem (@HeavyKevi) January 07, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals because you can put a silencer on a gun—
Leda_Feisty (@Ledamaae) January 07, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals One is a dangerous tool that serves no useful purpose in a civilized society. The other is a firearm.—
Blair Warren (@blairwarren) January 08, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals Guns can't enact Chicago Gun Control Laws that disarm Law-biding Citizens & produced 500+ Murders in 2012—
TripleDotter (@DoubleDotter) January 08, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals Guns can protect the lives of innocent children at a school.—
Peter Cobb (@PeterCWI) January 08, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals A gun won't tell you that it won't raise your taxes at the same time it is actually raising your taxes.—
ScreamingAtTheRadio (@ScreamRadioShow) January 08, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals a liberal is pretty useless when there's immediate danger—
Polyglot Hillbilly (@Holger_Danske) January 08, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals My gun defends our citizens. #caring—
Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 08, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals because I actually enjoy the hearing the noise/sound it makes—
John (@WindyCityPD) January 08, 2013
#WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals Guns don't put out maps of every liberal in my area—
Bussow (@mbuss5) January 08, 2013
One uses shells; the other wants you to shell out. #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals—
Razor (@hale_razor) January 08, 2013
If you don’t find these tweets funny, you might be a liberal.
#whygunsarebetterthanliberals because my gun isn't angry about this trend.—
Tim Kenney (@tkenney01) January 08, 2013
