Here are just a few reasons why guns are better than liberals

For a while it seemed as though America might have to choose between its guns and national treasure (but British citizen) Piers Morgan. Morgan had suggested he might deport himself if America didn’t change its outdated gun laws. Today, however, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney assured Morgan that the petition arguing for his deportation would be brought to the president’s attention, and if anyone can broker a deal, it’s Barack Obama.

That said, we’ve been following this list of reasons #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals, and the case is pretty convincing.

If you don’t find these tweets funny, you might be a liberal.

  • George Washington Mclintock

    “They work.” DAMN! First nominee for Conservative Tweet of 2013.

  • Karl Morey

    I think my favorite of the above is the unemployment one. That was pretty clever.

  • sybilll

    “One is a dangerous tool that serves no useful purpose in a civilized society. The other is a firearm”. I spewed!
    Twitchy, there are some posts where you just HAVE to give us the option to vote. These are classic.

    • http://twitter.com/LadyLiberty1885 LL1885

      I second that motion.
      #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals I don’t have to pay for its birth control.

    • http://twitter.com/LadyLiberty1885 LL1885

      I second that motion.
      #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals I don’t have to pay for its birth control.

  • nc

    Sorry, I can’t choose. Too many really great ones.

  • Rabid

    If a rifle jams , it still works! (as a club)

  • Jack Deth

    #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals: Guns have never demanded my tax dollars for Birth Control.

    I’m with everyone else commenting. Many of these tweets are classic!

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    #whygunsarebetterthanliberals – You can clean a gun.

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals: Guns don’t need meds for mental illness.

  • mhojai

    Because ANYTHING is!

  • WingedBishop

    #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals:
    Guns don’t assault Jim Moran’s wife or repeatedly smash his kid’s girlfriend’s skull against a garbage can.
    Guns don’t drive women off a bridge and then sleep off the hangover, or lobotomize their daughter to save the family from embarrassment.
    Guns don’t slow jam the news, blame obscure YouTube videos, or become flexible after elections.
    Guns don’t go on apology tours and then deny the existence of said apology tour.
    Guns don’t pass a bill so they can find out what’s in it.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    #whygunsarebetterthanliberals: at least guns are usually locked away in a tiny box and out of the reach of children.

  • TocksNedlog

    #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals
    — When you fire a gun it stays fired
    — It’s legal to shoot a gun (in most places, anyway)
    — Guns are accurate and can be aimed true
    — Sleeping with a gun actually makes you feel safe
    — When you load up a liberal, he just drives into the water and then forgets to rescue you.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    #whygunsarebetterthanliberals: one can be bought w/ an EBT card; the other is a gun.

    • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo

      LOL good one :)

    • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo

      LOL good one :)

  • http://www.shockandblog.com/ Jay McHue

    #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals They just are, okay?

  • Catchance

    #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals: Guns don’t get unionized.

    • Lady 12

      Best reason yet, Cat!

  • independentjones

    #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals: A gun always tells the truth.

  • Lady 12

    Guns actually solve problems instead of playing hashtag games about solving problems.

  • Catchance

    #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals: They’re not made in Kenya.

  • Lady 12

    #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals A gun’s report is always true!

  • sqeptiq

    I really enjoyed seeing all the fantasies of slaughtering liberals on that hashtag. Conservatives are just so hard and violent online.

  • https://twitter.com/BlissTabitha Tabitha Bliss

    Ha! Best hashtag ever! Maybe with the exception of #WhyImNotVotingForObama ..There was a lot of great responses to that one too. ;-).

  • journogal

    So many terrific reasons, but I really like this one: #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals One is a dangerous tool that serves no useful purpose in a civilized society. The other is a firearm.

  • journogal

    So many terrific reasons, but I really like this one: #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals One is a dangerous tool that serves no useful purpose in a civilized society. The other is a firearm.

  • Steve_J

    Whygunsarebetterthanliberals When you take you finger off the trigger guns go silent.

  • Steve_J

    Whygunsarebetterthanliberals When you take you finger off the trigger guns go silent.

  • tredglx

    Why are guns better than liberals?

    You can clean a gun.

    edit: nuts. TugboatPhil beat me to it.

  • tredglx

    Why are guns better than liberals?

    You can clean a gun.

    edit: nuts. TugboatPhil beat me to it.

  • EstepsAmerica

    – guns don’t complain about executing murderers and pedophiles.
    – a gun doesn’t bow to anyone, ever.
    – guns don’t care if murderers and pedophiles had a bad childhood
    – a gun never asks the UN for permission to stop a bad guy.
    – a gun doesn’t talk about being tough, it just is.
    – guns are useful

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

    #whygunsarebetterthanliberals – my gun doesn’t whine after I’ve used it. Unlike liberals who were used during this election.

  • walterc

    No one ever publishes a list of liberals living in my neighborhood so I know who to avoid.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals Guns don’t surrender, Liberals do.. Jawamax 8<{D}

  • http://boogieforward.us/ K-Bob

    #WhyGunsAreBetterThanLiberals Because with a gun, “no” means “no.”