Aching sides! Politico says Hagel pick shows Obama’s ‘bipartisan spirit’

Someone at Politico is getting some extra kibble in his bowl! Seriously, this happened: Politico swoonily says that President Obama’s pick of Hagel for Secretary of Defense appeals to his “bipartisan spirit.” You know, that spirit that moves him to say things like “I won” and stuff.

Nothing is surprising coming from Politico. Remember, Politico called life-threatening SWAT-ting just a little “elaborate practical joke.” Politico also said Fast and Furious was “kinda real, but not really,” and predicted hard questions for Obama at a press conference. And that doesn’t even delve into the absurd and absurdly biased tweets made by individual Politico reporters.

The mocking was swift and spot-on.

Also reminiscent of another mockable and creepy dude.

And another “news” outlet.

Zing!

On the plus side, giggling is great cardio.

Keep digging, lapdogs.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Ray LaHood, Sec. Trans., is supposed to be GOP but he’s just a RINO. So two RINO’s and a bunch of liberal white guys make up the cabinet for the foreseeable future.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6BHI6CDUF2LWDRZDEMQERXNV4M Alex

    I get the liberal thing, but what exactly is wrong with being white?

    • Ken Alan Draper

      beats me, but the dems seem to think being light complected is asign of evil. for some reason.

    • Ken Alan Draper

      beats me, but the dems seem to think being light complected is asign of evil. for some reason.

    • rinodino

      Nothing except righties like to bitch and moan about everything, because they continue to FAIL, other than that, everything is good

      • RightThinking1

        Yes, yes…, conservative’s disinclination to participate in riots, strikes, disruption, intimidation, deviancy, dependency, corruption, mis-information campaigns, etc., etc., makes them failures. I suppose they should be ashamed of themselves.

      • RightThinking1

        Yes, yes…, conservative’s disinclination to participate in riots, strikes, disruption, intimidation, deviancy, dependency, corruption, mis-information campaigns, etc., etc., makes them failures. I suppose they should be ashamed of themselves.

    • rinodino

      Nothing except righties like to bitch and moan about everything, because they continue to FAIL, other than that, everything is good

    • carla5731

      You should submit that question to Touré over at MSNBC. He’s made a career out of commenting on that very topic. Spoiler alert: On the left, everything is wrong with being white. They also tend to be very critical of conservative minorities.

      • Garth Haycock

        I wonder if Touré realizes that he is the token black at MSNBC?

        • RightThinking1

          Hmmm…, I thought Al Sharpton had that seat.

        • RightThinking1

          Hmmm…, I thought Al Sharpton had that seat.

    • carla5731

      You should submit that question to Touré over at MSNBC. He’s made a career out of commenting on that very topic. Spoiler alert: On the left, everything is wrong with being white. They also tend to be very critical of conservative minorities.

  • Jack Deth

    “President picked Hagel because he “appeals to Obama’s bipartisan spirit.”

    Translation:

    Hagel is bought and paid for and will do what he is told!

  • Jack Deth

    “President picked Hagel because he “appeals to Obama’s bipartisan spirit.”

    Translation:

    Hagel is bought and paid for and will do what he is told!

  • Ken Alan Draper

    Obama’s Bipartisan spirit- getting advisors from both sides of the democrat party.

  • Ken Alan Draper

    Obama’s Bipartisan spirit- getting advisors from both sides of the democrat party.

  • sleazyrider

    Cause white is a four letter word…ask Joe.

  • sleazyrider

    Cause white is a four letter word…ask Joe.

  • lillymckim

    “Bipartisan Spirit” ? No not so much.
    Obama and his merry men now have a Republican to lay the blame on now.

  • lillymckim

    “Bipartisan Spirit” ? No not so much.
    Obama and his merry men now have a Republican to lay the blame on now.

  • Garth Haycock

    Well, Hagel certainly shows bipartisanship with Obama when it comes to being anti-Semite.

  • Avniel

    This stuff is not even amusing anymore.

  • Lady 12

    Isn’t Hagel a RINO? Sorry, but that doesn’t count, dimwits.