Oh, crap: Al Roker reveals White House bathroom mishap, extols post-weight loss sex

NBC weatherman Al Roker appeared on Dateline NBC to talk about his weight struggles. He plunged eagerly into too-much-information territory with an intimate anecdote about a White House bathroom mishap.

Anything for ratings … and Twitter buzz:

Wait, he wasn’t done.

Things we never wish we would ever have to contemplate … mind bleach, stat!

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  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    …why did he feel the need to venture into this territory anyways?

    • Joe W.

      That’s how liberals roll….

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        Exactly. This will be the subject of a reality TV show within 5 years.

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        Exactly. This will be the subject of a reality TV show within 5 years.

  • http://twitter.com/rushmorebeekeep Max

    Any comments from Willard Scott? Sorry Al. You brought it up.

  • Lord Foggybottom

    Everybody in the White House is full of shit. Except Al Roker, apparently…

    • TheKingJAK

      Between your avatar, name, and comment, I just nearly lost my keyboard to a drink mishap, lol.

  • Ron

    Roker did to Obamas bathroom what Barry has been doing to AMERICA THE PAST 4 YEARS

    • Ken Alan Draper

      it wasn’t Obama’s bathroom, it was the taxpayers bathroom.

      • Ron

        Try taking a crap there and you’ll see whose bathroom it belongs to

    • Ken Alan Draper

      it wasn’t Obama’s bathroom, it was the taxpayers bathroom.

  • http://anthonybarton1.com/ anthony j barton

    He’s a true left wing nut. This is what happens when you drink to much cool aide.

  • http://anthonybarton1.com/ anthony j barton

    He’s a true left wing nut. This is what happens when you drink to much cool aide.

  • Dom

    On a Medical Show/Weight Loss Documentary…sure, no problem, use whatever description you want. On any other type of program…other phraseology (or no description at all) would have been preferable.

  • Dom

    On a Medical Show/Weight Loss Documentary…sure, no problem, use whatever description you want. On any other type of program…other phraseology (or no description at all) would have been preferable.

  • http://www.facebook.com/josh.barnes.75470 Josh Barnes

    Al Roker just had a thrill run down his leg.

    • Ron

      No, That was Barney Franks hand

    • Ken Alan Draper

      Al Roker introduces his first piece of liberal legislation.

  • http://www.facebook.com/josh.barnes.75470 Josh Barnes

    Al Roker just had a thrill run down his leg.

  • nc

    Look on the bright side: It changes the subject off the fizzy cliff stuff for awhile…

  • nc

    Look on the bright side: It changes the subject off the fizzy cliff stuff for awhile…

  • Greg Collins

    must be an epidemic, Chris Matthews shits himself when he gets around Obama too

  • Greg Collins

    must be an epidemic, Chris Matthews shits himself when he gets around Obama too

  • sb36695

    If you want to be dumbed down, continue to watch this garbage.

  • BeeKaaay

    He must be using Alli. It causes poop in the pants.

  • Jack Deth

    Ode to Al Roker:

    “I think that I shall never see…… my feet!”

  • bidentime

    From this moment on to be known as Shittypants Al.

  • bidentime

    From this moment on to be known as Shittypants Al.

  • Joseph Phillips

    Some Arctic air cooling off the Midwest and a – WHOA! – A sudden mudslide here in the South.

  • Joseph Phillips

    Some Arctic air cooling off the Midwest and a – WHOA! – A sudden mudslide here in the South.

  • Elizabeth

    Just had the biggest laugh. Well said !

  • Elizabeth

    Just had the biggest laugh. Well said !

  • Ken Alan Draper

    Now we know where Obamacare came from.

  • Ken Alan Draper

    Now we know where Obamacare came from.

  • Zelt Bowlerz

    It appears that Hillary Clinton saw Eastwood’s “Space Cowboys”, recalled that the black astronaut had a “concussion” but no blood…decided THAT would get her PAST Binghagzi blame…she may not have to resign after all since she always acts like she HIT HER HEAD anyway! You know LIBERALISM ia a mental disorder when Democrats THINK smothering the economy with TAXES while spending that SAME amount…will pay off INTEREST on 17 TRILLION$ deficit!

  • Zelt Bowlerz

    It appears that Hillary Clinton saw Eastwood’s “Space Cowboys”, recalled that the black astronaut had a “concussion” but no blood…decided THAT would get her PAST Binghagzi blame…she may not have to resign after all since she always acts like she HIT HER HEAD anyway! You know LIBERALISM ia a mental disorder when Democrats THINK smothering the economy with TAXES while spending that SAME amount…will pay off INTEREST on 17 TRILLION$ deficit!

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    Al made a doody in his pants. Film at 11.

  • Smeethow

    Just another reason not to watch datline. Sheesh

  • sally1137

    But has anyone started using the hashtag #WhiteHousePoopyPants yet?

  • http://Twitter.com/jkerrysforehead John Kerry’s Forehead

    I stopped watching NBC months ago.