Anybody have an extra kid I can claim on my taxes? I'll split the cash.
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noe meza (@NOEcuhh) December 28, 2012As Americans try to come to grips with higher taxes, some are hoping to cash in on the Child Tax Credit — by borrowing other people’s children:
*********One of you unemployed hoes… Lemme claim your kid on my taxes for $500 … RT ************—
Pot (@Supbishes) December 30, 2012
Who has an extra kid I can claim on my taxes!?—
Jevon (@Jclusive04) December 28, 2012
Can I claim ur kid on my taxes ill give u 1500 @_Love4Loyalty—
10th_Letter (@pjae813) December 31, 2012
Who gonna let me carry their kid/kids on my taxes—
chris d (@ccd3218) December 31, 2012
I need a kid for my taxes—
ariel christian (@coolerdenafan) January 01, 2013
Somebody need to let me claim their kid for income taxes. LMFAOOOO.—
halo. (@AngelLowrance) January 03, 2013
I need to find a single mom soon and cake her so I can claim her kid on my taxes asap—
Chamelio Salamander (@KKoreyP) January 02, 2013
RT if I can claim your kid on my taxes—
Maurice (@Its_Reece) January 02, 2013
Somebody find me a kid to claim on my taxes I know y'all know somebody.. Haaaa—
GuWop! (@ToniYO__) January 04, 2013
the only reason why i would want a kid right now is to get more money on my taxes lol #Straightup—
Yung Will (@YungWillBeats) January 03, 2013
Soo if i start talking to a chick wit a kid now and treat her well, you think she would let me claim her kid on my taxes?—
Cee Jay (@CJ_da_Skydiver) January 03, 2013
I need to borrow sum1's kid fr my taxes…—
Ti'Anna W. (@LuvSweeTee) January 03, 2013
I take her kid to school off and on. The least she can do is let me claim her kid on my taxes—
Day™ (@Kidd_Hunger) January 04, 2013
I need a kid to claim on taxes who baby mom selling a kid?—
D_No_Rose ✅✅♐ (@Kensington_Tae) January 04, 2013
Still looking for a kid to claim on them taxes tho ! Ill cut u in man lol damn don't be selfish !—
#AllAboutIt (@BlockBoyWavy) January 04, 2013
I need 2 claim someone's kid this year when u file for taxes—
Von Cheeks (@VonCheeks) January 04, 2013
Uncle Sam is rapping me hard! Can I claim your kid on my taxes? FuckTaxesmudAaS—
Pysher Black (@pyshercrwycz2) January 04, 2013
Can someone let me claim their kids on my taxes.. ill throw some cash ur way—
Jason Curenton (@Caddy54) January 04, 2013
Somebody lemme use they kid in my taxes—
Elroy Brown (@JheriKurlEarl) January 04, 2013
Does someone have a kid I can use on my taxes this year? Thanks ahead of time.—
Señor Dickhäus (@SenorDickhaus) January 04, 2013
Evidently, some people are already doing it:
I know 5 ppl claiming the same kid on they taxes lol…… somebody getting red flagged—
#FEB 18 (@playing_my_role) January 04, 2013
Gotta love American ingenuity. Yeesh.
