I am pretty annoyed and I am not going to take it very much longer #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
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Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) January 05, 2013Here at Twitchy, each and every post undergoes a rigorous 72-point inspection to ensure you get nothing but pure Twitter gold with every click. Any writer knows that the real work comes in editing and revision, as any peek at a first draft will prove. Twitter has provided the public a valuable resource tonight, then, as people share these previously unheard lines of #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue. It makes you appreciate the classics even more when you know what could have been.
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of ass." #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) January 05, 2013
"Am I looking at myself?" – Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
Steven (@SparkLHorse) January 04, 2013
"I don't care about what you just said." -Rhett Butler to Scarlett O'Hara in "Gone With the Wind" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
Jon Wurster (@jonwurster) January 04, 2013
"Rules number one and two are both you do not talk about Fight Club." #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
Jeff Alexander (@mgiant) January 04, 2013
"Forget it, Jake — it's Los Angeles." #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
dj assy geoff (@mattfraction) January 04, 2013
"If you build a baseball field here, ghost players will come and play baseball here. Like famous ones." #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
Jeff Drake (@hatethedrake) January 04, 2013
"We're gonna need a smaller shark." #awfulfirstdraftdialogue—
Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) January 04, 2013
"Say hi to this machine gun." #awfulfirstdraftdialogue—
Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) January 04, 2013
#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. It ends up killing your dog."—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 04, 2013
I will order the same sandwich the loud woman faking an orgasm just ordered. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) January 04, 2013
"My God, it's full of…weird sparkly things."
#awfulfirstdraftdialogue—
Troy Baker (@TroyBakerVA) January 05, 2013
Frankly my dear, you can talk to the hand. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) January 05, 2013
#awfulfirstdraftdialogue There's no crying in baseball. Well maybe sometimes like when you lose but for the most part not really so stop.—
Remsterdam (@RemickBenice) January 05, 2013
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. Smells like a gelling agent mixed with a petroleum fuel. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
Harry Pavlidis (@harrypav) January 05, 2013
I'm going to offer him an business option that he will hopefully accept because he'd be crazy not too! #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
Juan Nieves (@ecuamerican) January 05, 2013
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. On average it was just Ok. #awfulfirstdraftdialogue—
Jane Samuels (@JaneSamuels) January 05, 2013
Yippee Kai-Yay, lover of women who have given birth. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
Richard Clark (@zipyrich) January 05, 2013
What do you mean "runny," runny how? How am I runny? Like eggs? #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) January 04, 2013
Can you land this plane? / You can't be serious. / Don't call me serious. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
Sky Kalkman (@Sky_Kalkman) January 05, 2013
#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue "The problems of two people of any size don't amount to an anthill, with thousands of ants doing ant things."—
Wayne A Schneider (@WayneASchneider) January 05, 2013
Thank god we have those memories of that time we spent in Frances capital
#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
Jim OBrien (@jimobrienha) January 05, 2013
Nobody puts Baby into that part of the room. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
bryan von (@alifeinwords) January 05, 2013
I feel the need…..The need for going as fast as necessary but not so fast as to be dangerous!!—
SmokeEater (@SmokeEater1978) January 05, 2013
#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue so Batman comes out and he's like "I'm Batman" and the Joker's all "you need me" or whatever and then they fight.—
Vero Possumus (@teachermansopus) January 05, 2013
That’s still better than “Batman and Robin.”
#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue You had me at the moment you walked in the door for the first time and I thought you were really good looking.—
barnaby slater (@barnabyslater) January 05, 2013
#awfulfirstdraftdialogue Snakes. Why did I have to have a pre-established phobia about snakes? Especially here, where tons are present.—
Guy Patton (@guylarious) January 05, 2013
#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue That's not a knife. Well it's a knife, but it's a very small one. This one is bigger.—
Mitch Benn (@MitchBenn) January 05, 2013
I will INDEED show you the money good sir. Or my name isn't Jerry McGuire. #awfulfirstdraftdialogue—
Sam Reich (@samreich) January 05, 2013
Release me from your grasp you well groomed simian capable of speaking English! #awfulfirstdraftdialogue—
Alby Cam (@acishere) January 05, 2013
"You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?"
"Yes."
#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
William Bibbiani (@williambibbiani) January 05, 2013
I haven't even clicked on it yet but I am already a big fan of the hashtag #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue—
Tobias J Wilson (@tobiwilson56) January 05, 2013
What are you waiting for? Click it!
