Read this and weep: Boehner tears up after winning Speakership

Here we go …

Well, no one saw that coming. After clinching the House Speakership, John Boehner took to the podium to deliver his speech — and promptly let flow the waterworks:

He can’t help it!

Does it matter? Probably not.


  • traffic_robot

    Man up.

  • Sakemoto

    Boehner needs Depends for his eyes. Conservatives such as I am, want to put that dude’s balls in a vise so he’ll feel real pain. Of course, I may be wrong. Nancy Pelosi may have been under his podium with her teeth in position.

    • rinodino

      Yep folks, take a look— Sakemoto is the modern Conservative voice, gawd, no wonder you guys stay losing

      • Sakemoto

        You must be a professor of English. “You guys stay losing?”
        More proof of the failure of our schools.

        • tredglx

          All his losing are belong to us.

          • Sakemoto

            You’re funny. You probably thought you could get that by me but I loved that video “All Your Base Are Belong to Us.!”

          • tredglx

            Thanks, and I liked it too.

    • BlueGood

      Well, with his balls in a vise and “Preparation O” ~~ “O’Bama Hemorrhoidal Treatment” (patent pending), “Super Sized Big Gulp Suppository Form” Mr. Boener’s teary juxtapositions just might clear in a few months…..


      Testimonial~~ “All the Azzholes in Hollywierd are CRYING for this stuff”…. Ben gay, Proctologist…..

  • Sirius_Rich

    At least they are not fake tears like some other employees of the people.

  • TocksNedlog

    If he needs a hanky, he can use that white flag he was waving during the fiscal cliff negotiations.

    • Steve_J

      No he can’t. Obama kept that too.

      • TocksNedlog

        It rubs the moisture on its skin and coos, “Sweet, sweet capitulation tears . . .”

  • $23629333

    You think he’s bawling now? Wait until he’s standing in front of Saint Peter.

  • mary kile

    I don’t believe in kicking a man when he’s down. The only thing I feel right now is sadness.

    • jackay

      I agree. Sadness for the country and sadness that we do not have any leader that can speak up and out against Obama and the media. We need a spokesperson. Where is that man or woman and when are we going to see them emerge????

      • pajamakat

        The media would slaughter him/her even before they got a chance Jackay. Look what they’ve done to any good conservatives (Sarah Palin, Herman Cain – the list is endless). It’s disgusting. Low info voters belive everything they see and hear on the View, Letterman, Comedy Central, CNN. MSLSD – this list is also endlessl. Need I say more.

  • Marcy Cook

    He SHOULD cry. Blathering idiot. Court Jester.

  • Fido

    Boehner needs to get his testosterone levels checked, stat

  • MoxieLouise

    I wonder if he was crying when he told Reid to go eff himself. Wow, that gives me a whole different mental picture of that scene…

  • tredglx

    This Speaker is an incredible disappointment.
    Not much better than Pelosi, only the venomous hatred is missing.

  • An American Veteran

    What has happened to men in this Country? Jeez, Boehner, would you please stop crying and man up. Put your big boy britches on.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Nah. John just goes to “SportCuts” and he’s just leaking a little of his awesomeness! hehehe