Pervtastic: Joe Biden tells Sen. Heitkamp’s husband to spread his legs, offers Sen. Scott’s brother help with pecs

Welcome to the 113th Congress, Sen. Heitkamp. Uncle Joe has a special message for your hubby:

What, no invitation for Sen. Heitkamp to sit on his lap?

Twitterers probably would have liked to be shocked by Biden’s latest foray into creepy-uncle territory:

But, let’s face it — this is Joe Biden we’re talking about.


But he wasn’t finished there. He also offered to get physical:

With new Sen. Tim Scott’s brother:

Yes. Yes he did. He even donned a suspicious accent:


Bow-chicka-PLEASE NO!



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  • Josephine (D)

    Ugh, no thank you please. Why is Biden so effing gross?

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Good grief can our elected officials get any more ridiculous………..Biden being a moron, Republicans voting for Cantor, Cantor voting for Boehner, Boehner crying, Reid saying, “I will not stoop to your level and call you names you idiot”, Obama auto-penning from Hawaii, Pelosi being Pelosi………………. I have NO faith in ANY of our elected SO-CALLED leaders……………

    • BeyondPolls

      I see what you mean.

  • sleazyrider

    The new gun czar…now thats scarey

  • peteee363

    was he looking for weapons, or scavaging for money? creepy joe is at it again. reminds me of the best political ad ever, the most arrogant man in the world!

  • Wing_attack_Plan_R

    confused … did he say “pecs” or “plugs”

  • stuckinIL4now

    And this creepy crass old pervert is a heartbeat away from the prezuhduncy. Frightening.

  • TocksNedlog

    — Spread your cheeks, here comes ObamaCare
    — Open your gun safe, here comes the ATF
    — Gimme your wallet, you’re not sharing fairly

  • grais

    Is there ever a time that this guy isn’t a creepy embarrassment?

  • rinodino

    Ha Ha, love it!!! Joe being Joe, almost as bad as Bush 3, but at least Biden is funnier and not in control of the wheel

    • Joe W.

      He’s an embarrassment. figures fairies like you would “love it”…..A heartbeat away, Princess…..

    • Noah Lee

      no, just in control of enacting a gun control plan. ‘fore that he was “sheriff” Joe, making sure our Stimulus dollars weren’t being misspent by the bushelful.

    • operanerd1986

      George W. Bush was not particularly articulate, but he never acted like a creepy perv.

  • sqeptiq

    Gotta love conservatives: publicly prudish, privately pervy.

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Yeah….so much better to be public about your perversion. Doesn’t disrespect the office of VP at all…

    • Noah Lee

      what Joe Biden said was probably inappropriate no matter what party he belongs to. as a matter of fact, Joe Biden is probably just inappropriate period.