"Spread your legs, you're going to be frisked." - 47th Vice President of the United States Joseph Biden Jr. January 3, 2013
—
Steve King (@steveking_) January 03, 2013Welcome to the 113th Congress, Sen. Heitkamp. Uncle Joe has a special message for your hubby:
"Spread your legs, you're going to be frisked." – @VP Biden, to Sen. Heitkamp's husband, after photog told him to put his hands at his sides—
Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) January 03, 2013
What, no invitation for Sen. Heitkamp to sit on his lap?
Twitterers probably would have liked to be shocked by Biden’s latest foray into creepy-uncle territory:
I thought he said that. And then I though, no, can't be. But it was. RT @ZekeJMiller: Biden: "Spread your legs — your going to be frisked."—
Alexis Levinson (@alexis_levinson) January 03, 2013
But, let’s face it — this is Joe Biden we’re talking about.
Joe bein' Joe. RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: Joe Biden: "Spread your legs you're gonna be frisked."—
McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) January 03, 2013
During quiet moments he dreams of being a TSA agent RT @ZekeJMiller: Biden: "Spread your legs — you're going to be frisked."—
David M. Drucker (@DavidMDrucker) January 03, 2013
With Biden, who needs context? RT @ZekeJMiller Biden: "Spread your legs — you're going to be frisked."—
Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) January 03, 2013
This is SO awesome –>RT @stefanjbecket: Biden: "Spread your legs, you're gonna be frisked."—
Callie Schweitzer (@cschweitz) January 03, 2013
It's not because you're a security risk darlin' RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: Joe Biden: "Spread your legs you're gonna be frisked."—
Kristina (@KristinaRibali) January 03, 2013
Friskal Cliff RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: Joe Biden: "Spread your legs you're gonna be frisked."—
Dave Brown (@AnswerDave) January 03, 2013
Rimshot!
But he wasn’t finished there. He also offered to get physical:
“If you need any help on your pecs, let me know,” Biden jokes to a very fit guy who joined Tim Scott in his ceremonial swearing-in.—
Ashley Killough (@KilloughCNN) January 03, 2013
With new Sen. Tim Scott’s brother:
Did Biden just say "if you need any help on your pecs, just let me know"?—
Adam Smith (@asmith83) January 03, 2013
Did @VP Biden really just offer Tim Scott's brother help with his pecs? So confused—
Karen Travers (@karentravers) January 03, 2013
Yes. Yes he did. He even donned a suspicious accent:
VIDEO: Biden: 'If you need any help on your pecs, let me know' bit.ly/10UQ3WE—
Wash. Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) January 03, 2013
Oof.
Biden to Sen. Tim Scott's brother: "if you ever need any help on your pecs, let me know"—
Alexis Levinson (@alexis_levinson) January 03, 2013
Awkward… RT @alexis_levinson: Biden to Sen. Tim Scott's brother: "if you ever need any help on your pecs, let me know"—
Allen Fuller (@allenfuller) January 03, 2013
Yup. RT @daveweigel More Biden: "If you need any help on your pecs, let me know."—
Mike Memoli (@mikememoli) January 03, 2013
Biden is now offering workout advice. In case anyone needs "help with their pecs". #thingiamnotmakingup—
Adam Schweigert (@aschweig) January 03, 2013
Bow-chicka-PLEASE NO!
***
Related:
Oh dear: Joe Biden makes mind-blowing sexual gaffe about cheerleaders