Pervtastic: Joe Biden tells Sen. Heitkamp’s husband to spread his legs, offers Sen. Scott’s brother help with pecs

Welcome to the 113th Congress, Sen. Heitkamp. Uncle Joe has a special message for your hubby:

What, no invitation for Sen. Heitkamp to sit on his lap?

Twitterers probably would have liked to be shocked by Biden’s latest foray into creepy-uncle territory:

But, let’s face it — this is Joe Biden we’re talking about.

Rimshot!

But he wasn’t finished there. He also offered to get physical:

With new Sen. Tim Scott’s brother:

Yes. Yes he did. He even donned a suspicious accent:

Oof.

Bow-chicka-PLEASE NO!

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