Adam Baldwin, happy warriors give ‘Islamaphobia’-crying ‘comedian’ a lesson in humor

Actor Adam Baldwin is a fierce happy warrior. He, and others, took moral relativism (and perpetual grievance-mongers) to task last night. An alleged comedian on Twitter had his unfunny briefs in a twist over the hilarious #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches hashtag, which started after it was reported that Al Gore’s floundering Current TV was to sold to Al-Jazeera.

Yuk, yuk, yuk! Wow, Bill Maher level humor! Also, spelling is hard: Islamaphobia? Dude, when attempting to shriek some sort of insult at people, at least get the term right. Then the alleged comedian bashed Dr. M. Zuhdi Jasser.

Dr. Jasser responds beautifully.

Then the fierce and awesome Adam Baldwin gives the “comedian” and his fellow travelers the business.

The “comedian’s” pitiful response?

Oh, sweetie. Now you are just sad.

Other happy warriors then join in to provide another Teachable Moment ™: How to actually be funny.

Of course! Such things are total knee-slappers!

That’s a win right there.

And then Ace of Spades gives an epic drubbing, as only he can. With the added bonus of a hilarious new Twitter bio.



And this Twitter user brings it all home.

Heh. Keep the Teachable Moments ™ coming Twitter!

  • rinodino

    Who the heck are any of these people?????

    • Lamontyoubigdummy

      You don’t know who Jayne Cobb is?

      Cuz you’re about to get a smack.

      • shimauma

        HIT HIM WITH VERA!!!

    • winoceros

      You might not know Adam since Hollywood won’t give work to “out” conservatives. Imagine, being bigoted against someone simply because of their lifestyle.

      • Zanshi

        But they’re tolerant of other people’s viewpoints, or so I’m supposed to believe. Self-awareness is sorely lacking in liberal America.

    • Blake Waymire

      Watch Firefly to see who Adam is. You’re welcome.

      • Lisa Dean

        Even thought he’s been in a lot of movies and tv shows I would also suggest My Bodyguard, Ordinary People, Full Metal Jacket and Wyatt Earp as well as Firefly.

        • Meshell

          Please don’t forget Chuck! One of my FAVORITE shows.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Shorter Adam Baldwin (In bad dubbing): “Dear sir, your comedy Kung Fu sucks”.

  • traffic_robot

    Yesterday this won the internet. Laughed till I cried at my desk.

  • Zane Henry

    Sooper’s tweet “Last Comic Stoning” just about made me plotz! And I don’t even speak Yiddish.

    Congrats to Adam Baldwin and Jim Treacher for bringing the info and the funny, as well. FYI, I’ve seen Dean’s standup….he’s every bit as humorous in tweet form as he is on stage.

    • Sincerely —

      Dean is misguided and showed some obvious pettiness there, but I think there’s hope for anyone who can make fun of themselves.

      It’s awesome to see people confronting lies with true and doing so politely . . . Awesome Adam!

  • TocksNedlog

    Pathetic = the new funny

  • Lord Foggybottom

    Huh. I thought lessons in humor would be more like:

    1. Aim seltzer bottle at comic straight man.
    2. Depress trigger on seltzer bottle.
    3. Spend 20 minutes apologizing to audience for using straight man instead of gay man.
    4. Spend another 20 minutes explaining to audience that ‘depressing’ the trigger won’t give it suicidal thoughts, and, no, it won’t need a prescription for Zoloft.
    5. Apologize to the American people for using an item that has a trigger when you clearly should have known better.
    6. Hate people.

  • NCRelite

    …and what’s with the 72 virgins? Wouldn’t you prefer 72 belly-dancers? Am I right, fellas? Take my wives, please!

    • WisconsinPatriot


  • AZWarrior

    Wait until he finds out that the 72 virgins are all elderly Jewish drag queens.

    • lainer51

      and look like Al Gore and/or Rachel Madcow.

    • ricci

      hey my ex isnt jewish

      • AZWarrior

        LOL :-)

  • lainer51

    Didn’t know Alex had a dumb-ass son…

    • disqus_LASIg6epmj

      Er, don’t you mean Alec?

    • winoceros

      …aaand you still don’t know that.

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      The fail is strong in this one…

  • shimauma

    Adam Baldwin, one of the few awesome conservatives to live through hoollyweird and still hold his guns straight. I tried to get him to run for President, but he wouldn’t consider it.

  • MoxieLouise

    I know who Adam Baldwin is. Never heard of Dean Obadiah (or whatever) though.

    • Ken Alan Draper

      That’s alright, no one else has heard of him either. He’s not exactly Blue collar comedy tour material.

  • George Washington Mclintock

    Adam Baldwin never takes a day off on behalf of the cause, despite potential negative consequences to his career,social standing, and god knows what else the libs in his industry would like to target. We’re lucky to have him. Kind of the guy that can cure those dopey college kids of their Tina Fey-John Stewart bamboozlement.

  • ember

    Now that was some funny stuff!

  • Sam

    I really love Adam Baldwin. If you haven’t seen him in Chuck, go out and but it.

  • Opinioface

    This wannabe jester blocked me from Twitter after he claimed we believe we should stone women who aren’t virgins on their wedding night. After providing the correct context, he told me that Jesus hated me. If you wanna see the argument, visit my Twitter.

  • Johnny_Layabout

    Am I the only one who has never heard of Dean Obeidallah?

  • Aloha Omegle

    Has anyone said what the sex of those 72 virgins is? It may turn out that they are male. But then I don’t think that bothered Muhammad any…..oh no she didn’t….lol

  • Notapusy

    Whoa whoa whoa, that’s not just a ‘twitter user’, it’s SOOPERMEXICAN!!