Boehner told Reid twice to ‘fuck’ himself … before voting yes on Reid’s bill

Many Beltway journos and pundits are in a tizzy in the wee hours of the morning over this little tidbit: House GOP Speaker John Boehner reportedly told Democratic Sen. Harry Reid “Go fuck yourself” twice during contentious fiscal cliff talks on Friday.

We’re not sure what the big f’n deal is here — and not just because there’s plenty of salty language on Capitol Hill on both sides of the aisle. The profane insults were hollower than a gourd given that Boehner voted for Reid’s crapwich tonight and blocked any amendment proposals from fiscal conservatives.

Yep, that about sums it up:

  • Sam

    I share those sentiments about Reid. Can he go jump off the cliff after he’s done, the one he’s thrown us over for four years thanks to his refusal to pass a budget.

  • Jer

    Wonderful. Maybe it made Boehner feel big and tough, and Lord knows I’d love to see d-bag Harry Reid perform an anatomical impossibility on himself, but what I’d really have preferred from him is to stand up and articulate conservative principles in PUBLIC and refute Obama, Reid and the rest of them in PUBLIC.

    • Lia Markham

      I don’t expect much from Boener. Rather, I expect him to be ousted from Speakership…by real conservatives. I’m rooting for Michelle Bachmann.

    • Ashley Patterson

      The profane insults were hollower than a gourd given that Boehner voted for Reid’s crapwich tonight and blocked any amendment proposals from fiscal conservatives.

      • silly girl

        You really don’t know how things work, do you honey?

    • silly girl

      I thought Fuck You was appropriate given the situation.

  • navywings

    It would likely be the only fuck Reid has had for a long time.

    • JustLikeAnimals


  • Jack Deth


    I have no problem with Boehner unloading on trollish, dwarfish Reid.

    Though he should have saved it for a press conference.

  • Disgruntled Conservative

    Yet you people got angry when Anthony Cumia made those dirty, inappropriate McKayla Maroney tweets a few weeks ago. You should be attacking John Boehner for his lack of professionalism and dirty language just like you did with that sexual pervert Anthony Cumia.

    • TocksNedlog

      Even though he sometimes acts like it (“Guess what I just heard — Mitt Romney didn’t pay his taxes for like 10 years or something!”) the last time I checked, Harry Reid is NOT a 17 year old girl.

      • silly girl

        Thats bullshit about Romney not paying his taxes. go peddle your crap somewhere else.

        • TocksNedlog

          Uh, excuse me, but I was not being a liberal troll; I was responding TO a liberal troll. You might want to learn how to work this site, as well as read a bit more carefully, before commenting again.

  • Purple State

    Wait. Only libs use four-letter words! This doesn’t fit the “new tone/civility” narrative at all!!!

    • TocksNedlog

      Hey, did Boehner say “F*ck off and DIE!”?
      I didn’t think so.

  • killdozerd11R

    I like a good traitor story

    Tells Reid GFYS

    Then turns around and stabs Conservatives in the back

    Good bye Boehner you traitor

    and i hate to say it but Paul Ryan too

    I am beginning to think that conservatives are going to have to form there own party and ditch the GOP and all the entrenched RINOS and back stabbers

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Yep. Word is Cantor yanked the Sandy relief bill to put the final nail in Boehner’s coffin ahead of the Speakership vote on Thursday.

      New soap opera pitch: “As the Congress turns.”

      • NickGranite

        I’m not enamored at seeing a metrosexual mush like Cantor being Speaker either.

        • JustLikeAnimals

          Agree. Would love to see a “maverick” conservative, but can’t think of one who’d be worth a shot. Ryan? Not likely. Too wanky. Who else?

      • silly girl

        Yeah, right, thats two of you that are disappointed, or 3 counting obama. LOL

    • silly girl

      guess you made a miscalculation, huh?

  • George Washington Mclintock

    Gee, John, where was this gumption the last two months? Tonight’s vote? You pussy. Not that you’re wrong,but if you aren’t going to say it on CNN, it won’t do the country much good.

    • silly girl

      well post it on your facebook page, make it go viral…..Boehner tells obama to go fuck yourself. I like it.

  • SunsetLament

    Deeds not words. RINOs talk a good game, then cave … every single time.

  • $23629333

    These people are shaking my faith in God. If he truly existed, wouldn’t he have razed the Capitol Building by now?

    • JustLikeAnimals

      August 24, 1814. The British occupied Washington, D.C. after the Battle of Bladensburg and British General Robert Ross ordered the White House and the Capitol burned. Both buildings were nearly destroyed.

      Take-away: Remember that the next time a gun-grabber says this nation has never been invaded or occupied by a foreign power. And someone please get Piers Morgen to a morgue.

      • $23629333

        Here’s how someone with a little more faith than me might interpret that moment in American history:

        The Good Lord acts in mysterious ways – and not always with lightning bolts. The assumption being that He was unimpressed with the USA in 1814, and sending a message.*

        What he did in 1814, he could do again, and – again – without lightning bolts.

        (* given the outcome of that war, it might be suggested that He was no more impressed with Britain)

        • silly girl

          I like it

    • silly girl

      Hey he gets busy and besides he tried to wash new york away and thats a start.

  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    How would you like to deal with Reid, Pelosi and Obama and have to pretend they are rational people?

    • AlertUpUSA

      Not an enviable role. Perhaps he has lost his “fight”. We need a need a fresh warrior and a refreshed Conservative party that owes no favors!

  • Marty Luther

    Time to make the sausage.

  • SheilaK

    Not a big Boohoo Boehner fan, but it’s about time somebody in Washington to Reid to go fuck himself. Long overdue. He’s a power mad little toad that has done NOTHING to help America in the last 4 years.

  • Destroy Progressives

    Democrats can go fuck themselves if they think they can pass the AWB ban now.

    • TocksNedlog

      What did the Average White Band ever do to deserve being banned?

  • FishFearMe

    Boehner (El Vaselino) got screwed and didn’t even get kissed. #AMF

  • putthehammerdown

    PUNKS often do this when they are walking away and feel the distance ‘is not runnable’.
    The solution is simple: Slingshots should be allowed in both houses, with nerf balls as ammo. Really messy, ink-stained nerf-balls that leave a mark.
    …or, do like the Indians did and ‘count coup’ on your enemies, in a contest………..

    • silly girl

      He didn’t say it and walk away he stood there right by him for awhile so if anyone was the punk it was Reid Also I dont think Mr Boehner looks like a punk. I actually think he might look like president material for 2016,

      • putthehammerdown

        ….and since I was totally aware that Boehner did not walk away,and DO know how to read English, plus, since he stood his ground and did it twice , what is your point?
        I was pointing out what PUNKS do and was not dissing Boehner in any way.
        Learn to read ‘in totality’, and keep ill-informed opining out of it, Nnn-Kayy?
        It’ll do you some good one of these days, [and we here hope is soon……..]

  • gregoryvii

    But when the Republicans articulate conservative principles in PUBLIC and refute Obama, and then the press (Pravda) spins it as an oppressive Republican wanting to hurt the “little guy”, and this happens every time a conservative ipens his mouth, well, I can understand the frustration, and the use of the f bomb. Sadly, Pravda wants the extermination of conservatism.

    • silly girl

      today they are sounding a bit different. Some of the people got their paychecks today and they were a little short . LOL they are going……why the hell did we elect obama????? LOL

  • disqus_uD4oT5bwAq

    I think all on Capitol Hill can go FUCK THEMSELVES. Especially the liberal side of the aisle but the GOP hasn’t done much lately to endear themselves. Politicians are scum. When in the hell did they stop working for the people? Seems like forever now. Pampered bunch of pussies.

  • Red Fred

    16-20 Trillion.

  • BobTheUmp

    Oh people! Grow up. People in terrible positions negotiating a losing hand and dealing with an slime-ball like Harry Reid are gonna get angry and aggravated. The Republican party is fractured and Boehner has never had the support from his caucus he needed to really negotiate with the lockstep libs in Reid’s Senate. Hell, Reid has convinced the Senate dims to violate federal law and fail to take up a budget for 4 years! Boehner can’t get House Republicans to speak in civil terms to each other much less remain cohesive during critical negotiations Personally, I think this failure is fatal to Boehner’s speaker-ship and he needs to step down, but don’t act like this is a big deal. Reid couldn’t get a deal done either and the buffoon Biden rescued him. How sad is that?

  • Tamara D. Clark

    there’s quite a long list of people in D.C. who need to be told just that, and Reid is certainly one of them. Boehner shoulda held on to that and sent that insane ‘fix’ back to the senate with a big ‘fuck you’ and a list of changes

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Only twice? Hell, I yell at Harry Reid to go fuck himself several times a day. And lately I yell at Boehner even more.!!!

    • silly girl

      Johnny is my new idol, leave him alone

  • TocksNedlog

    Boehner: “F*ck you!”
    Reid: “F*ck me? Oh no no no, my friend. F*ck . . . YOOOOOOOU!!!”

    And as a result, now WE get f*cked.

  • dunst43

    Why is it so hard for elected Republicans to simply tell the truth?

  • Kele Johnson

    Boehner needs to go. The GOP has now provided voters with a public list of
    politicians in need of the pink slip for 2014. Boehner and the rest of them were hired to cut
    spending, not capitulate to this administration’s demand for a limitless
    credit card on the backs of future generations. Don’t think that we’ll
    forget this come election time.

  • stuckinIL4now

    On the one side I’m asking what took Boehner so long but his voting for that crapwich makes me think he oughta attend Lady Gaga’s mental health festival cuz there’s something seriously wrong there.

  • NickGranite

    Reid could not comply. He’s to busy f**king the rest of us.

  • rant stocks

    I LOVE IT ! now I see someone with some balls,he knows and I know the dem’s own washington,they have since 2008….let me ad mine Reid you and pelosi GO FUCK YOURSELF.

  • Garth Haycock

    Somebody needed to say that to Reid.

  • $23629333

    If Harry Reid were truly capable of doing what John “Bawl-baby” Boehner suggested, do you think he’d be as miserable as he always seems?

  • Belinda Henry

    Hey at least the crap sandwich involved permanent tax cuts for most of us. And who hasn’t wanted to tell Reid of Obama to fuck off at least once a day.

    • silly girl

      Oh my my my tax cuts did you say???

  • BeeKaaay

    Boner talks like a big boy but acts like a little boy. Go do what your democrat masters tell you Boner.