As Americans prepare to plunge head-first over the fiscal cliff, some folks are hoping to soften the inevitable blow by drinking themselves into a stupor:
Looks like we are headed off the Fiscal Cliff. My advice, start drinking heavily…Happy New Year, all…!
— Polaner Selections (@dpolaner) December 31, 2012
— Erin S (@nireabucs) December 28, 2012
Preparing for the #fiscalcliff by getting drunk w/ the girls at the Blaguard. Stop on by.
— MsGidget (@msgidget654) December 28, 2012
drink to the new year, if not drink to forget the fiscal cliff. #PASSTHETEQUILA
— Kelsey Marie (@k_licul) December 31, 2012
The fiscal cliff is why I drink.
— Daniel Cecil (@DrinkyMcGee) December 31, 2012
Tonight we drink to the fiscal cliff. Here’s to congress letting us fall off the end.
— Amye Lynn (@amyeisachaser) December 31, 2012
The best way to keep up with the Fiscal Cliff negotiations? Start drinking. Right now.
— Doug Mataconis (@dmataconis) December 31, 2012
They say if you drink a lot before falling off a cliff it won’t hurt as much so “salute~ to all the world #fiscalcliff
— Jon Tucci (@tucciredeye) December 31, 2012
I was gonna get drunk as fuck anyway, but this fiscal cliff shit looks shitty
— Habib Coulibaly (@TheFalconGod77) December 31, 2012
— Future Flo Night (@Future_FloNight) December 31, 2012
— Andrew Franks (@AndrewMFranks) December 30, 2012
2012 was a bad year for a lot of people, if were going over the fiscal cliff, I will be going over drunk
— Totallllllly Kengle (@DJKENGLE) December 31, 2012
So we’re going over the fiscal cliff. Basically we are about to hit a low worse than the great depression of the 20’s. Let’s get drunk now.
— Kiefer Swanson (@WizKiefaaa) December 31, 2012
I will be so drunk tonight I’ll be laughing as we fall off the #fiscalcliff
— Steven Wickman (@NeHumanesCrede) December 31, 2012
We gon get drunk tonight and go smooth off the fiscal cliff…yolo
— Brian Broadnax Jr. (@CloudyTHC) December 31, 2012
I don’t know about everyone else, but tonight I’m drinking for the fiscal cliff.
— Julianna (@j_liannaflores) December 31, 2012
We be going off the cliff tonight. Drink up #fiscalcliff
— Kristen Campbell (@kristencampbe11) December 31, 2012
Be safe tonight! After midnight, there will be lots of people drinking and driving off the #fiscalcliff. Happy New Year!
— People Are Idiots (@StoidiEraElpoep) December 31, 2012
Hey, if we’re gonna go off the cliff, we might as well enjoy ourselves.