Lapdog swoons: Scofflaw David Gregory channels squeeing fan while interviewing 'Lincoln channeling' Obama

Yep, grab the drool bucket, David. Yet again!

As Twitchy reported, David Gregory interviewed President Obama for “Meet the Press” this morning. The hilarity started early, as Twitter users wondered how a scofflaw like Gregory could pass security measures for interviewing the President of the United States.

Heh. If they patted him down, surely they would have noticed his Chris Matthews-like leg tingle. David Gregory took to Twitter before and during the show’s airing, in a near swoon.

Big, strong, gutsy caller!

Channels. Lincoln.

Plus, he’s super dreamy! Not only did he tweet that Obama channels Lincoln, but that was one of his oh-so-hard-hitting questions.

Thankfully, he did not follow it up with “Is it hard to keep a laser-like focus without being distracted by your own gorgeous eyes?” Twitter users gasp for breath over Gregory’s sycophantic display.

President Obama then doubled-down on Gregory’s idiocy by claiming he never compares himself to Lincoln.

Oh, really, Mr. President?

The sane continue to call out Mr. Gregory for his channeling of a teen-age fan; there was some fear there for a while that Mr. Gregory would toss his briefs (or boxers?) on the stage.

Oh, dear! Never change, Twitter. And try explaining it to the hapless Howard Kurtz, will you? He is confused by media bias yet again.


    There was a report earlier in the week that Gregory would not appear on this week’s MTP because he had scheduled vacation. What’s the story with that????

    • Lamontyoubigdummy

      His boyfriend called.

    • lainer51

      slobbering with Barry IS a vacation for Davey.

  • PennyRobinsonFanClub

    I’ll tell ya what kind of “Lincoln Moment” we’d like to see….
    …..metaphorically speaking ONLY, of course.

    • sleazyrider

      I don’t think that thespian would have faired well in Hollywood.

    • BlueGood

      Slobber Fest?…looks more like fellatio to many…..

  • HailtheRepublic

    “there is basic fairness at stake” Whaaa??? The top 2% in this country make 17% of the income, yet pay 37% of the nations taxes? Yeah, math is so hard.

  • mickeyco

    Gag me.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Actually…I’m impressed.

    Gregory was able to warble his voice around and articulate those ridiculous, insipid questions with Obama’s balls in his mouth the whole time.

    That’s Columbia J-School talent right there folks.

  • TJCrane_NCC1701

    Back in the day, this interview would’ve been called “soft porn”…..

  • stuckinIL4now

    So Gregory wasn’t waving that gun magazine around in his Obamuh interview? Imagine the dramatic effect it would’ve had!

  • Gallatin

    If NBC was any kind of news organization and if David Gregory was any kind of journalist he would of waved pictures of Fast and Furious guns in obowmao’s face and asked some real questions.

    • LightSabre

      Those days are long gone. Except on Fox News.

  • lainer51

    I heard Barry likes Gregory’s hair !

  • john1gun

    Tim Russert must be rolling in his grave.

  • reags
    Petition to charge David Gregory…

  • Donald Borsch Jr.

    Watching a grown man throw himself at another grown man…yikes. Was Gregory wearng knee pads?

  • aPLWBinAK

    You’ve got sumpin dripping off your chin there David…next time you…er…’interview’ Dear Leader, wear a bib

  • radjahshelduck

    Presiddent Obama doesn’t have Lincoln moments. He has James Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, Curly, Larry, and Moe moments, however.

  • TocksNedlog

    Howard Kurtz is ‘confused’ that there was no “firepower”?
    Beyond his, in light of recent events, poor choice of words, what is it that Kurtz does not get? Gregory — with a straight face! — asked the president if the current congressional negotiations on income tax rates, spending cuts and raising the debt ceiling are akin to ABRAHAM LINCOLN SIGNING THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION!!!

    He may not have brought a high-capacity gun magazine to the interview, but Gregory certainly did not forget his knee-pads.

    [After the interview, one imagines Gregory sheepishly asking the president: “Would it be okay if my kid gives your kid a Valentine at school?”]

  • TocksNedlog

    One imagines that if Gregory had displayed the same “firepower” he showed to the head of the NRA, then he would have been subdued and hauled away by the Secret Service.