@piersmorgan says if America doesn't change it's gun laws he is leaving....LOL DOES ANYONE FREAKING CARE ???????
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Barb (@BarbofPA) December 30, 2012Heh. That’s right, Americans. You must change your laws, and The Constitution, or else Piers “Musket” Morgan is taking his idjit ball and going home!
My personal, definitive view of America's gun laws: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2… via @MailOnline—
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 30, 2012
Definitive! If, of course, he means definitive whining, idiocy and attention-seeking.
No one cares RT @piersmorgan: My personal, definitive view of America's gun laws: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2… via @MailOnline—
Matt Mackowiak (@MattMackowiak) December 30, 2012
@piersmorgan @MailOnline How can you say that the 2nd amend. has "unfortunately ambiguous wording"? "Shall not be infringed" is pretty clear—
Michael Goggin (@rainstreet77) December 30, 2012
Words, like thinking, are hard.
Piers Morgan says he knows a bit about guns, then reveals he means he is related to 3 OTHER people who know about them. What an idiot. #tcot—
KJack (@DrKC4) December 30, 2012
Some of his best friends are guns! No, really. This is what he is basing his oh-so-vast knowledge of firearms on:
Well, I do know a bit about guns, actually. My brother’s a lieutenant colonel in the British Army and has served tours of duty in Northern Ireland, the Balkans, Iraq and Afghanistan. My sister married a colonel who trained Princes William and Harry at Sandhurst. My uncle was a major in the Green Howards.
Stop, our sides can’t take it! The hilarity of the article itself is matched only by the hilarious response:
Piers Morgan tries the Cleavon Little strategy: "Next man makes a move, and the upper class British twit gets it!" dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) December 30, 2012
@piersmorgan Piers Morgan threatens to leave USA! You won't be missed. From the way I see it, you get about 1000 people a night to watch you—
Barb (@BarbofPA) December 30, 2012
That’s right: In the alleged article, he threatens to deport himself if America doesn’t change its gun laws.
Is @piersmorgan serious about self-deportation? Could America really be that lucky?—
Bethany S. Mandel (@bethanyshondark) December 30, 2012
Oh, honey. It’s not a threat if people want you to leave, bless your heart.
@piersmorgan @MailOnline See ya!—
Barb (@BarbofPA) December 30, 2012
@DesertScene This man > @piersmorgan sure does have a rather high opinion of himself donthcha think? Like anyone cares if he leaves.—
steve mieczkowski (@steveatmguy) December 30, 2012
@piersmorgan You show how stupid you are,approx.311,000,000 want you to stay?I doubt they all know you unless babies can read and understand—
RICH FITZPATRICK (@fitzy1202) December 30, 2012
Just precious.
@piersmorgan @mailonline Please leave our great country then. Our constitutional rights won't change for your socialist British preference.—
Kara (@karakay2004) December 30, 2012
GOOD RIDDANCE: Piers Morgan threatens to leave the United States. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2… #GoBackToEngland—
Jeff Baker (@Lion_of_Gray) December 30, 2012
Maybe Mitt was on to something when he suggested "self deportation" for illegals.
Bye Piers Morgan!! dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…—
Jeff (@TXJAL) December 30, 2012
@piersmorgan don't let the door hit you on the way out—
Mary Farmer (@MaryFarmer11) December 30, 2012
@PiersMorgan "threatens" to leave America .. Well don't let the door hit ya on the way out. #tcot #sgp #FoxNews #cnn—
PKatt (@Pkatt) December 30, 2012
What a freak, leave already tool: Piers Morgan: Deport me dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2… via @MailOnline—
Dico (@dico1111) December 30, 2012
I'm sorry. Is Someone stopping Piers Morgan from getting the Hell Out? dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…—
(@BiasedGirl) December 30, 2012
@DesertScene @piersmorgan Cya Piers! We have all the rabid libs we need besides hearng ignorant bloviating from 1 thats not evn a citizen"!—
Phillip (@Outdoorguy64) December 30, 2012
@FredZeppelin12 @MailOnline Piers Morgan deporting himself? Seriously, who gives a damn about this freaky little twerp?—
Mike Williams (@bikedayton) December 30, 2012
Americans, being givers, offer to help speed up his stompy foot sandbox fleeing.
I will buy his plane ticket “@iowahawkblog: Piers Morgan threatens to deprive America of Piers Morgan dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…”—
Sean (@SeanWats) December 30, 2012
@piersmorgan read your piece in the Daily Mail and I'd like to know if there's a fund set up for your one way ticket to anywhere but here.—
Chuck Mason (@ugliestaltarboy) December 30, 2012
. @piersmorgan let me know when you want to leave the US I will buy the ticket for you.—
Bill O'Keefe (@DefendWallSt) December 30, 2012
Sorry, United Kingdom! As Twitchy reported, they don’t want Musket Boy back, and, unlike Americans, they are hoping his threat isn’t a promise.
Counter petition started in the US to keep Piers Morgan in the US, because no one wants him back in the UK.—
Ty Patterson (@typatterson67) December 30, 2012
@JCLayfield @piersmorgan I'm one of those people that doesn't want him back—
stephen james (@ste1james) December 30, 2012
Dear America,
Please don't deport @piersmorgan we don't want him back!
Kind regards,
Conor (on behalf of the British public)—
Conor Shea (@ConorShea) December 30, 2012
Dear Americans this is getting serious. Please change your gun laws as @piersmorgan is threatening to return to UK if you don't.—
PCC Wiggum (@PhilConors) December 30, 2012
British public are voting for Piers Morgan to stay in the US because "he's doing a lot of good". Truth is nobody wants him back in Britain.—
Andy Williams (@MiniManson) December 30, 2012
A message for Americans. Please dont deport piers morgan. I dont want him back here #guncontrol—
Thomas Griffiths (@Griffiths_6) December 30, 2012
@JCLayfield @piersmorgan yep, keep him. He is an embarrassment to all Brits.—
Adam Cann (@Adam_Cann) December 30, 2012
Please America, keep @piersmorgan – we sure as hell don't want him back. Signed, the entire population of the UK.—
Claire Hayes (@TheClairabel) December 30, 2012
@JCLayfield @piersmorgan Do NOT send that human hand-me-down back here. Make him Canada's problem.—
Christopher Reeves (@SupermanXIII) December 30, 2012
That sound you hear is a collective shudder from Canada. But, wait … have no fear, Canada. There is another option.
If @PiersMorgan actually deports himself..I hear there is a judging spot open on Siberia's Got Talent—
S.M (@redsteeze) December 30, 2012
Heh. What will Musket Boy’s next move be? Stay tuned!
