'Anchorman' director Adam McKay: Conservatives want rich, old guys to 'pee in solid diamond toilets'

Good question! We’re pretty sure conservatives became all about diamond crappers for old dudes shortly after they began lobbying to outlaw tampons and the Dollar Menu.

But we’re no experts, Adam. Maybe you should check in with your Hollywood pals for insight into wealthy people who advocate policies that hurt the poor — you know, the ones who shelled out $40,000 a plate to hear President Obama confirm that they’re “the ultimate arbiter of which direction this country goes.”

Oh, and give our best to Warren Buffett and George Soros. Let ’em know the Treasury is still waiting for their patriotic gifts.

  • don3ham

    Adam fails to explain why anyone would want such a thing. But apparently he believes it’s true. What the hell is wrong with Adam?

  • nc

    When did the meaning of “liberal” change from open minded & tolerant to “anyone who doesn’t think like me is a stupid, mean bigot?”

    • albert

      Jan 20, 2009.

    • MoxieLouise

      Sometime in the 60’s, I think…whenever they started reading Alinsky.

      • $30423294


        The whole thing fell apart that summer. We had high hopes they would grow up but they only got worse, and they contaminated a whole generation after seizing control of the universities.

        The good news is, the tides of history will flush them and their posterity to their ultimate destination of ignominy, and the tide will turn once again toward virtue.

  • RIChris

    Sounds like someone’s testy that, not only are solid diamond toilets on backorder, but those orders are being filled according to age.

  • MJ Pauls

    Answer: When the left took control of the media and Whore-lywood.

  • rivers

    Darn those rich old 70 year olds like Beyonce and Jay-z, Anna Wintour, Steven Spielberg, George Clooney, Oprah, Madonna, John Kerry, Micheal Moore, Rosanne Barr, with thier millions upon millions. He’s so right, I am so sick of selfish old rich people.

  • Danny Wheeler

    Okay… I think McKay needs to see a pee-sychiatrist!

  • GaryTheBrave

    Okay, so apparently he wants to cut in half the audience who watches his stupid movie.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Keyes/1415589307 John Keyes

    So, what is wrong with diamond crappers? It is better then cardboard.

  • Garth Haycock

    Mr. Mckay, when did you direct a movie worth watching?

  • http://twitter.com/1RandiStarr Randi Starr

    Where do I get a diamond crapper, I don’t want to wait till I’m 70.

    • MoxieLouise

      I think Michael Moore is having a garage sale…

      • http://twitter.com/1RandiStarr Randi Starr

        I want a toilet not a jacuzzi..lol

        • Grandma HeadInjury

          Boom! Thread winner!

  • Dan Thorpe

    Says the man who has made his money riding the coat tails of Will Farrell. I honestly had never heard of him and went to IMDB to look up his work. All of his major projects have starred Will Farrell (Tallledaega Nights, Anchorman, Step-Brothers) I have seen one of these movies and thought it was terrible.

    • GaryTheBrave

      I have never like any of Farrell’s movies. To call them infantile is an insult to infants. I used to put Adam Sandler on the same list but some of his recent work is much better.

      Come to think of it, I don’t recall Sandler making an asinine comment about conservatives so maybe that’s why I’m liking him more.

      • operanerd1986

        Adam Sandler is apparently a registered Republican.

    • hatsylady

      The only good thing he did was the internet piece with his daughter Pearl playing Will Ferrell’s landlord.

  • http://owsusefulidiots.blogspot.com/ Truth Has No Agenda

    I tweeted to Adam McKay @GhostPanther He is old at 44, net worth over $40 million and white. He needs to look in the mirror.

    • mickeyco

      “He is old at 44.” That’s just mean, Truth.

    • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo

      I am wounded :)

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Just curious here. Are the Sold Diamond toilets the 2 gpf or the 1.6? Can you get the seat padded with the hair of poor, downtrodden peasants?

    • MoxieLouise

      Ah, but I’ll bet they’re still low-flow, thanks to EPA regulations. What difference do diamonds make if you can’t get a decent flush? Idiots.

    • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo

      and can we use blood diamonds to make them?

      • MoxieLouise

        Of course, because we’re EEEEEVILLLL!! We can do whatever we want to whomever we want, because we’re just old rich fat white devils who only care about ourselves…and we like GUNNNNNNNNNZZZZZ too!! Bwahahahahahah!! There, I feel better now.

  • sleazyrider

    I chit in high cotton once..bout as close as I’ll ever get..

  • Eric Johnson

    Has he ever watched MTV’S Cribs? I have no clue as to what makes these morons so blind to what is truth vs what sounds witty and cool to idiots that want to believe it!

  • $30423294

    I realize it takes a vivid imagination to be an artiste.

    But it’s not normal to say these things in a public forum.

    Here’s the thing. When Ronald Reagan developed symptoms of Alzheimers, his lovely wife Nancy not only protected him, she protected us from seeing him in failing health, to allow us to always remember him with dignity, as the beautiful leader he was.

    When left-leaning celebrities start to slip off the edge, nobody seems to care enough to protect their image. They’re left out there in plain sight to defile whatever happy memories their fans had of them.

    I don’t know if McKay is deteriorating, or if he’s always been this way. But shame on his friends who for whatever reason won’t do him the favor of reeling him in a bit. Just a simple “hey, Adam, that’s not cool bud.”

    • mickeyco

      beautiful, scholar!

  • ZoriahShepard

    I bet if we play our cards right, the gov’ment will give us diamond toilets.

    • BlueGood

      O’Bama Thrones?? Then everyone can go down the crapper in style!

  • Jack Deth

    When failed and forgotten rapper and parachute pant aficionado, MC Hammer’s home was raided by the IRS for non payment of taxes. Wasn’t one of the major items confiscated a golden toilet with all appropriate fixtures?

    Just askin’.

    Never been a Will Ferrell fan, so Mr. McKay’s can blissfully continue to be a legend in his own mind.

  • Let’em Crash

    I don’t even think a single crystal diamond crapper would support an ass.

  • Steve_J

    That makes as much sense as his urination impoverished movies.

  • Bob Smooper

    Liberals are Batman, GOPers are Joker
    Liberals are Cowboys, GOPers are Indians
    Liberals are Cops, GOPers are Robbers
    Liberals are the good guys, GOPers are the bad guys

    Liberals are factory workers, GOPers are factory owners

    • mickeyco

      Hey, Mark. Cute, but off-topic.

    • Harlan Hikaru Fox

      “Liberals are Cowboys, GOPers are Indians”

      You’re implying that Liberals unscrupulously snatched the country away from its intended inhabitants? I agree.

      • http://twitter.com/MoueLaMoue Moue La Moue (D)

        As a member of the Cherokee Nation, I completely agree. I’m not sure Mr. Cooper understands American History, but then, I don’t think it’s something they teach in sckrewl anymore. Then again, if he is a Liberal, he won’t care. He got what he came for, right?

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Close, but not quite.

      Libs are shysters selling firewater to Indians
      Libs are ACLUers turning loose killers and rapists on society.
      GOPs are factory owners, libs are slackers that have no concept of what a factory contributes to society but somehow “knows” the are evil.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

      Conservatives have cogent, coherent points to offer; you merely have nonsensical blather.

      • GTFOBigGovt

        He’s from the UK and unable to culturally relate. Kinda like Obama.

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Fail. (as per usual)

      Batman reference: See Bane.

      Native American reference (you racist!): So they want to steal what is rightfully ours? Knew that.

      Cop reference: Most cops I have had the pleasure to meet are conservative and hat liberal ideology, and the lawbreaking idiots that practice that ideology. Plus liberals are the ones all about “F*** the Police!”

      Good guy reference: the three previous are self explanatory, but like a good liberal you wanted to throw a lie in there to see if it would stick.

      Factory reference: you finally got one right. The beneficiaries of those who did the hard work of actually starting a business don’t appreciate the one signing their paycheck, and are too stupid to realize that screwing the owner will indeed screw the worker. Check out the 18,500 unemployed members of the BTCGM union…

      So, Coops, does it hurt to fail so hard or are you immune to it by now?

    • blockthiscnn

      You really should resist posting while high.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Dec 29, 2012Mark Cooper

    Liberals are Batman, GOPers are Joker (The Joker is cool. The Riddler was a troll)
    Liberals are Cowboys, GOPers are Indians (You mean Native Americans and their innate ability to keep the land pristine. Cowboys abused their animals and raped the land.)
    Liberals are Cops, GOPers are Robbers (It’s no longer PC to say cops. They are now First Responders or Law Enforcement Officers. Robbers are just poor folks who didn’t wine life’s lottery.)
    Liberals are the good guys, GOPers are the bad guys (SEXXXXIIIISSSSTTT!!!)
    Liberals are factory workers, GOPers are factory owners (Factory owners are the risk takers. If its a GM factory then the UAW owns it.)

    BTW, you are aware that liberalism is an ideology whereas GOP is a political party.

  • NCRelite

    When did the meaning of liberal change from open-minded and tolerant to fascist and hateful

  • http://www.facebook.com/brian.mouland.908 Brian Mouland

    Another Hollywood nutbar, who gives a flying —-

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1003376721 Sheldon Cooper

    Phuck Hollywood! TURN IT OFF!

    • http://twitter.com/1RandiStarr Randi Starr

      shhhhhhhh.pirate bay.

  • peteee363

    see, american industrialists hope to make solid diamond toilets inexpensive enough, so everybody can have one. there was a time, when only extremely wealthy people owned cars, televisions, ice cream, and cell phones. today, most people enjoy a lifestyle that wealthy people a century ago would have been jealous of. so yes, i would like to purchase my diamond toilet at walmart tomorrow, can i have one in white?

    • http://www.facebook.com/jmcenanly James McEnanly

      I’d be pleased with a toilet that didn’t need more than one flush to do what it is supposed to do. Liberals decrease goods available, conservatives increase them.

  • arrow2010

    It just points to the leftist conception of rich people as a bunch of Scrooge McDucks swimming in their towers of gold bars.

  • J.N. Ashby

    Where would you find a diamond big enough to make a whole toilet?

  • George Washington Mclintock

    I really hope he keeps this garbage out of “Anchorman 2.”

  • BeeKaaay

    So that is what democrat cronies do, pee in solid diamond toilets.

  • DrSamHerman

    And just where do you live, Adam? South Central? You know damned well you would not live around “those people”, you lying hypocrite.

  • ember

    It floors me how rich people point the finger at other rich people like they don’t know exactly how much money they’re sitting on.

  • $129448

    Everyday I say to at least one person “Liberals are so dumb”

  • tsluf273

    Whereas lefties want to crap all over everything.

  • blockthiscnn

    This clown makes more money from one crappy movie than I will ever see in my lifetime, and he has the cajones to complain about the so-called rich?