Michael Moore channels Chris Crocker: 'Leave Piers alone!'

Uh oh. Michael Moore had his very own “Leave Britney alone!” moment last night … over Piers Morgan. During his latest Twitter chat, Moore was asked for his thoughts on the hilarious petition to deport Piers Morgan.

“Leave Piers alone!” shrieked Moore. Sheesh! Don’t you guys have any respect for the “freedom from criticism” clause of the First Amendment?

We can’t help but imagine Moore’s makeup smearing its way down his tear-stained face as he huddles under a sheet, all Chris Crocker-like.




Musket Morgan loves him some Michael Crocker. Shocking, we know.

  • Just Another Guy

    Liberals…can dish it out, but can’t take it.

    Pitiful little 6 yr olds (emotionally) that they are….

    • stuckinIL4now

      Are you sure you’re not insulting a lotta 6 yr olds here by comparing them to libturds?

  • Red Fred

    Moore should personally escort him back to UK to insure his safety from criticism.

    • ceemack

      And stay there.

      Britain has a near-total gun ban in place, and now home-invasion robberies are becoming commonplace. We’ll see how Mr. Gun Control likes it.

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        Moore’s been banned from the UK… the island would sink under the sheer weight of himself and all his douchebaggery.

        • mickeyco

          You’ve been listening to Hank Johnson again, haven’t you?

    • mickeyco

      You’ll have my eternal gratitude if you can figure out how to get him there & keep him there.

    • orringtonmom (D)

      exactly. don’t this morons understand that in some countries, they would not be criticized for their self indulgent hate against culture or governments. no, the criticism would be bypassed and they would be possibly arrested, tortured, possibly shot and killed. take it like a man, dude. like a real man. what the hell kind of name is piers?

  • Joe W.

    Maybe we can perch Piers atop Michael’s belly, and float the two of them across the pond.

    • Ronald

      Now there’s a mental image!

    • TocksNedlog

      Float them over to Cuba, where they can enjoy that great state-run health care system. They can take Sean Penn with them (“Piers, dude, you row, I’ll navigate”) and hang out with Hugo Chavez in his sick bed.

      • MissDiane47

        Gotta be careful with those small islands; can’t afford to have them all tip over y’know … hahaha

    • http://twitter.com/CarrieBenavide4 Carrie Benavidez

      the island would sink under the sheer weight of himself and all his douchebaggery.http://www.MillionaireBusiness2013.qr.net/j3wk/TryItNow-MYNJwpHWsBg

      • LordElrond09

        It would sink beneath the sheer weight of his ego, forget his weight…

      • Zane Henry

        copy text from KAdams previous comment + your stupid fucking spam url = GTFO

      • operanerd1986

        Just so everyone knows, the link @twitter-1042517035:disqus posted is spam; it links to one of those “make money while staying at home” web sites.

    • screamingmad


  • David Atherton

    May the both of them find the Communist utopia they are seeking SOMEWHERE ELSE!

  • David Atherton

    They hide behind the First Amendment while trying to repeal the Second, then when we speak up, they try to deny us the First. What did he say about hypocricy?

  • stuckinIL4now

    The big fat little tyrant rants again and he doesn’t have to make sense–it has to be however he demands it be no matter how he contradicts himself or he’ll stomp his feet and it’ll register on a seismograph somewhere.

  • Penmar

    I dunno who that Jack is but he maybe should start watching more O’Reilly and the Word of the Day segment so he can go look up words. In order for there to be hypocrisy we must be advocating gun control whilst demanding Piers be sent back to Britain for the same thing.

  • $29520529

    Bromance? It’s so beautiful, will they be on GMA? Will there be a wedding? Is Chris Mathews going to officiate? Will Rachel Maddow be the flower girl/boy, uh whatever?

    • TocksNedlog

      Their sex tape could be used to replace waterboarding at Gitmo.

      • $36544368

        OMG I almost spewed my oatmeal all over the keyboard….that was hysterical!

      • SpinMeNot

        Ok, that is perhaps the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen on the internet.


      • ozconservative

        Well that gave me an image I didn’t want………….

      • RightThinking1

        I’ll talk!…, I’ll talk! I’ll say anything…, just turn the video off!

      • Hello Jerry (D)

        Pass the mind bleach!

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      The ‘angry young man’ boy.

    • RightThinking1

      Ah! You heard it here first… ‘birl’

  • grais

    Yeah, everyone should stop interrupting Morgan’s and Moore’s rights to criticize the US with our rights to criticize them. Yeah, that’s how the 1st amendment works.

  • TocksNedlog

    Stifling dissent — it’s a progressive thing.

  • $129448

    Not sure who is more obnoxious, the fat guy or the the stuck up Brit

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      It’s a tie.

  • $35072932

    Grim milestone: Chicago hits 500 homicides

    Here’s your gun control failure of the year. Mayor Rahm Emanuel and the Bradys were unavailable for comment:

    Chicago has hit a dismal milestone. A late night shooting has marked the city’s 500th homicide for the year.
    Via WGN-Chicago.

    Related: Here’s my Fox segment with Sean Hannity last night on Cuomo, Feinstein, and the latest gun confiscation schemes that anti-Second Amendment zealots keep telling us don’t exist:

    Gun Confiscation Option Scrutinized by Michelle Malkin – Sean Hannity – 12-27-12

  • LordElrond09

    Oh and as usual, the only people who get first amendment rights are non-citizens, not legitimate law abiding Americans.

    • lainer51

      not to mention free health care, free Obama phones, free gas, free elec., free housing, free transportation, free methadone, free ride to GET the methadone, free meals at school, free meals at church, free cable… oh what the hell – they get EVERYTHING free!

  • http://twitter.com/Phelpsy64 Disciple

    He even sounds like Peter Griffin!

  • SwTk

    These ass clowns were made for each other. I just know Mexico would take them both. There they can enjoy the gang wars and crossfires because as we all know, NO ONE IN MEXICO CAN OWN AN ASAULT RIFLE or SEMI AUTO HANDGUN. But there sure are a lot of them.

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    A douche sticking up for another douche.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    piers can help his cause by just shutting the hell up.