A bill to ban deadly 'devises'? Sen. Feinstein is on it!

Spelling is hard. But introducing a bill “to stop the sale, transfer, importation and manufacturing of military-style assault weapons and high-capacity ammunition feeding devises” is easy peasy!


Hey, we all make typos from tiem, er, time to time. But if Sen. Dianne Feinstein wants to be taken seriously in her effort to ban assault weapons, the least she could do is hire a proofreader.

Or instead, maybe the gun-grabbing senator can keep herself busy by tackling all those “homophones” who refused to vote for Obama.

See what a difference a letter makes, Senator?

  • Danny Wheeler

    I’d be a great spellchecker, but I’m technically Republican, so…

    • Just Another Guy

      And I bet you have a sense of ethics and morality too….

  • $30423294

    Allot of pundints say she and other democrats will loose.

    • TocksNedlog

      Now THAT ^^^ is funny!

    • http://twitter.com/runs2slow Paula Sims

      You should also spellcheck. It’s pundits.

      • ceemack

        I see you’re a spelling expert. Can you spell “sarcasm”?

        • $36544368

          I can spell “sarcasm”…b-a-r-a-c-k-o-b-a-m-a

  • Jack Deth

    I find it highly ironic that Ms. Feinstein is such an ill informed, ridiculously frothing Pit Bull against “deadly devises”. When it was a “deadly devise” in the hands of a P.O.ed San Francisco gay hustler and activist that propelled her into the political spotlight. And aided greatly in getting her where she is today.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mjpothast Marcia Pothast

      Exactly what I have been saying for days. But for Dan White’s use of a gun, she would not have become mayor of SF. And the rest is history. It was a very sad time, but shame on her for doing what she is trying to do now.

    • Ken Alan Draper

      Not to mention she herself has a CCW permit & owns a pistol. but I guess personal protection is for the elite, not the rest of use peons.

  • almarquardt

    I devise we ban Sen. Feinstein.

    • Temecula, Ca

      Best soloution to date.

    • Tom Bannigan

      I say we get lawyers in to shred it and and make it void, if it doesn’t hold muster in the definition again like the old one.

    • http://twitter.com/Catheri26714766 Catherine Spencer

      the least she could do is hire a proofreader.http://www.facebookProjects2013GetPosition.qr.net/j2KQ/A=3MqYE2UuN24

      • ObamaSux2012

        Don’t post your “work-from-home” links here!

    • http://twitter.com/blogbat מרטין

      If she lived in Afghanistan, she’d already be Tali-banned. That’s something liberals pretend not to understand.

  • GTFOBigGovt

    She’s so funny. She claims she got a concealed carry permit when her house had a bomb set in it and all her windows were blown out by gunfire. So we’re supposed to believe that carrying that one little gun would have helped her in THAT situation. Liberals always put forth these scenarios that are the opposite of logic and reality.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    Devises what, Sen. Feinstein?

    • therantinggeek

      She’s devising the usual Leftist agenda; ergo, nothing new we haven’t seen before.

  • 13strigoi

    Dang, you had to call it out. So much for my cunning plan to use the “devise” loophole.

  • Just Another Guy

    Let’s face it…she is very divisive…and has no chance in hell with her ban, if any reps want to stay in office.

    Not that they won’t continue to use it to distract from the true problem…Gun Free Zones.

    If you keep doing the same thing over and over and expect different results…that a sign..

    Gun Free Zones haven’t worked…repeatedly. That’s the real problem

    Buf people who elect Feinstein and others of her ilk…that a real problem too.

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    • Jazzee


  • gracepmc

    If only DiFi would pursue the Benghazi murders with the same amount of zeal and efficiency. But Benghazi is so difficult to spell.

  • WheresPatton


  • Steve Czaja

    I agree with Andra-but I’d extend the ban to anyone from Mexifornia

  • Jose Battaglia

    Perhaps she means devises. Like how someone devises a way to take away our liberties so everyone is always beholding to the government…

    • $6922104

      Yes. It was a Freudian slip.

  • http://twitter.com/standsomemore StandSomeMore

    Forest Gump said it best…

  • http://www.politicsandpixels.com/ John Richards

    Does Sen. Feinstein consider a niphe or a phorc to be a deadly device?

    • $36544368

      My dog’s name is Phydeaux…

      • http://www.politicsandpixels.com/ John Richards

        “deaux”? Must be a French Poodle.

        • $36544368

          Not really a dog owner…just thought the spelling was a good example of something full of fluff and the excess letters are unnecessary…sort of like Sen. Feinstein. LOL.

    • http://www.facebook.com/lawrence.malcolm1 Lawrence Malcolm

      niphe? phorc? LMFAO! That’s funny!

    • SpinMeNot

      Only if it is a high-capacity phorc. I hear Michael Moore is getting ready to have another presser, expressing his concern that we may be going too far in considering such a course of action.

    • erehwon

      Now c’mon John, that is just piling on. But still, pretty funny!

      • http://www.politicsandpixels.com/ John Richards

        Piling on is permitted if it’s funny, at least that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

        • $36544368

          Dog pile! LOL! Go for it, John! It was creative and funny.

    • therantinggeek

      *facepalm* *snerk*

  • marcellucci

    I’d agree to a ban on Asssalt Weppins…….

  • TocksNedlog

    If only someone would devise a plan to ban Feinstein.

  • chthompson

    Lunatic borderin on treason if u ask me! The Second Amendment is NOT negotiable!


    Shirley Mz. Feinstein kan du bedder az she tryes tu komunikate with her konstituants.

    • $36544368

      I wood hope sew…and dont kall me Shirley. LOL!

  • ratizbad

    Diane Frankenstein was put together from pieces of old discarded animal parts,With one or two human parts.

    I think we need to ban all people that voted for the Kenyan in the WH. All problems will be solved then..

  • GaryTheBrave

    Well, Madam Feinstein (since believes she “earned” the right to be called Senator), the FIRST place your “deadly devises” bill should be applied is in Hollyweird. They truly are the Gang That Can’t Shoot Straight. (Golly gee whiz, I hope that doesn’t seem homophonic!)

  • Ron Morisseau

    SUVs kill 120 children a year while backing up…ban SUVs

  • $6922104

    Screw the Democratic Party, for good. Party of the little guy. BS! I’m done with ’em. Although there are many issues I have with the the Republican party, I am forced to join and support them as the most sane of the insanity in DC. Someday, if we survive, maybe our government will return to being of, by and for the people, but until then…

    • http://twitter.com/runs2slow Paula Sims

      Maybe the better choice is a third party.

      • Jazzee

        kind of think you’re right unless the repubs GROW UP and quit being such wimps

    • Jazzee


  • Purple State

    Let’s focus on a spelling mistake instead of a complicated issue!

    • mcarVA

      Let’s focus on focusing on a spelling mistake, instead of errrr… what now? …

  • http://www.facebook.com/lawrence.malcolm1 Lawrence Malcolm

    Feinstein is the epitome of the notion of “term limits” in Congress – we have expiration dates on dairy products – why not have them on shriveled old prunes as well?

  • Mark James

    Diane’s ignorance is not so much a factor as is the idiots who elected her.

    • dcnj

      yup. there in lies our problem…you can’t fix stupid.

  • Hiraghm

    The INSTANT it says “military style” it is in DIRECT violation of the 2nd Amendment. An argument can be made for banning hunting rifles and shotguns, and concealed carry handguns (not a very good one, but it can be made) but *military style* weapons are specifically what the 2nd Amendment defends.

    • mcarVA

      Exactly. Is a bolt action rifle “military style”? Turns out the USMC M40 sniper platform is based on the Remington 700 hunting rifle. According to the libtards, hunting rifles should be banned too?

  • rant stocks

    Bunch of morons trying to lead a nation,All american weapons should be pointed toward washington.

    • BeeKaaay

      “Bunch of morons trying to fire lead at a nation”

      FIFY :)

  • RightThinking1

    We have to write these sentences before we can find out what is in them.

  • Red Fred

    Maybe we are judging Ms. Feinstein too harshly. After all, look at how well California is doing. :)

  • MoxieLouise

    Ah, America…where you can be a mediocre student and still grow up to be a leader of the country. Maybe she should concentrate on legislation to improve our educational system as opposed to disarming citizens. I mean, considering Hillary’s “reset” button and Obama’s “corpseman”, just a thought.