@Sonja_Coryat @piersmorgan My husband says we can keep our spare room open for him if he gets deported!
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Cinnanun (@notcreative388) December 24, 2012Poor Piers Morgan. These days, it seems like nobody wants the gun-hating blowhard around. Faced with a petition to deport him from the U.S., and a similar one to keep him out of Britain, Morgan is in need of a new place to hang his hat. Fortunately, Twitterers around the globe are stepping up and offering their countries as potential havens:
I second that! We hate guns too..
RT @KResearcher: @piersmorgan Then come to Kenya,the best Safaris and the largest #Arsenal fans familly—
Edgar Odari (@odariedgar) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan Come to South Africa! Good cricket, great food, excellent wine! And we need someone to expose corruption…SA will luv you!—
Natalie (@NatalieJantjies) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan why don't you come to Morocco?? Your criticism and sarcasm will be helpful—
Rihab El haddadi (@Rihab_Pique) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan You should venture North to Canada…we're much nicer people!
Anastasia D (@AJTheBaker) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan How about Germany? We have no general speed limits on our highways & plenty of beer & sausage
Thea (@Novemberbeetle) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan You are welcome to Bosnia and Herzegovina! We need people who advocate and act against weapons and use of it!—
Tanja Danilovic (@TDanilovic) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan @mediaguardian Australia wants you! Hot weather, you can vent at cricket matches and our beaches and gun laws are great.—
Emmeline (@tullgret) December 26, 2012
Some bighearted folks are even volunteering their homes:
@piersmorgan i got a spare room mate, Arsenal fan to will be quality #Banter—
jack mason (@Spacelyyy) December 24, 2012
@piersmorgan you can come hide out at our house, you can watch cricket, football and golf. I will even make you a proper cup if tea
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gemma foster (@gemmibob) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan Come to Aldershot, we have spare room & lots of Turkey left !
Hala Fawzy (@7alafawzy) December 26, 2012
come stay in my spare room piers I think your class I think you should run for president haha @piersmorgan—
sean robertson (@trustinarsene) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan we've got a 5 month old, if you're ok with the 4am feed we have a room near Nottingham with your name on it.—
Mark Hitchings (@NottsBrainz) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan, there are plenty of social issues in #Pakistan. We'd welcome you & your voice. Plus, I got a spare home. Interested?—
Imaad Rizvi (@imaadrizvi) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan your'e more then welcome to stay at my house you could even stay for free. as long as you cook. are you any good at cooking?—
aleh freakyy funk (@aleh_funk) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan you are welcome at our house, any time—
Christopher Rose (@Chrismrose1) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan you're very welcome here in Lagos, Nigeria. We got TV stations here too. I'll house you for 6 months free. #LovePiersMorgan—
Trikky (@trikkya) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan you can shift in with me piers but only if you agree to celebrate every RVP goal with me..—
rakshit singhal (@deviltilldeath) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan you wanna live in Africa? a small town in Nigeria precisely.. we can use my one-room apartment!
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Femi! (@AdebiyiKay) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan Lots of room in my house in Ontario Canada, hope you like Italian food! #PiersWelcomeToCanada—
Sanibelsland (@Sanibelsland) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan my guest room is yours if you want to seek asylum in Holland!
Jörgen Raymann (@JorgenRaymann) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan you can always stay with me—
Club track out now (@Pink678princess) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan you can come live in my basement. However I must warn you that you'll be subject to severe mocking when arsenal lose—
Ben Sampson (@blwsampson1) December 26, 2012
Hanging out in a basement with Piers? What could be better?
Naturally, a few people couldn’t resist the urge to get snarky:
@piersmorgan any chance of you shifting to ANTARCTICA piers???—
rakshit singhal (@deviltilldeath) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan why not move to Easter Island, they have some big heads over there—
Lew Daney (@LewDaney) December 26, 2012
@piersmorgan come to my house, I've started collecting arrogant pricks. Are you brand new with tags?—
Michael McGivern (@michaelmXXX) December 26, 2012
Heh.
