Wishing you a happy and safe holiday season. twitter.com/JoeBiden/statu…— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) December 24, 2012
Wishing you a happy and safe holiday season. twitter.com/JoeBiden/statu…
Check out that grin! This Christmas photo is ripe for a caption contest. Wow.
All right, folks. Have at it.
I cannot believe they fell for socialism again.
But you told me it was going to be Bidenburg!
The Odd Couple.
Got them by the you know what.
Biden says, “What?”
It is Christmas so I will not be ugly with description.
Obama: “I just farted!”
Biden: “I know! I taste it!”
Hey boss; we were reelected, why do you still need my urine specimen?
BHO: Why is everything so funny?
Biden: I put weed in your cigarettes!
“Can you believe they buy our crap?”
What holiday season Joe? Kwanza?
Can you believe that we have another crisis to exploit? This is too easy!
Biden: Remember Karl Rove’s Reaction on Fox News on Election Night?
Biden: Okay, I’ll be “Uncle” Frank just for tonight.
They’ll never pin that ‘fiscal cliff’ stuff on us…….
Ok. You got me Barack. That the last time I play “pull my finger” with you.
I know I look like that guy over the fireplace, but can you believe that they’re blaming Boehner for taking America over the fiscal cliff?
DC’s first inter-racial (kinda) gay couple wishes you “Season’s Greetings!”
Now give us your wallet!
Is that eight tiny reindeer in your pocket, Joe, or are you just glad to see me?
You got my vote
Obammy: Now Joe you go out and confiscate those weapons of war. Joe: But gee boss, Mexico is a big place!
Dude, I know! I can’t believe we got another term either! Remember when you were all like “vote for revenge” and I was all like “put y’all back in chains” and we still won! …Divide and conquer baby!
We just bought ourselves another 4 years of vacations.
Can you believe half of this country is stupid enough to believe the lies we tell them?
You really figured out how to tax Santa? That’s a effing big deal!
Dumb and Dumber
Marley’s ghost and Bob Marley’s ghost
Apocalyptic Cheers! From Fiscal Cliff Craven & New Norm
They look like the Katzenjammer Kids.
Told ya we could fool’em twice.
Wow Barry, that is the first time I’ve ever seen you with your hand in your own pocket!
I couldn’t come up with one. I tried, but every I look at it, I throw up in my mouth a little.
-You’re so nice and clean!
“…and then I told him I’d cut spending. He actually believed it!”
Those $5 contributions are untraceable. I’m buyin a hooker and payin off my fantasy roundball debts. What’re you gettin? Me, I’m payin off union bosses and getting some schizophrenia brain scans!!
Dang Barack, I shoulda taken that Gas-X….
Both in shock and awe – vulcan mind meld isn’t working
Can you believe it? We get 4 more more years of this shit. (That was B.O./Joe’s comment, not mine. Though I share the sentiment:)
MSNBC believes ANYTHING we tell ’em!
I can’t believe how many people we convinced to eat our bullsh*t sandwich for another 4 years.
They bought it!
“Joe, don’t bother me now, I have a game of pocket pool going on.” *giggle*
“Okay boss, just stay away from that 8-ball.” *gigglesnort*
On a side note, Barack doesn’t look much different than Mooch from the waist down, now does he… and someone needs to tell Biden the balding page-boy haircut just… isn’t.. cutting it.
Wow that fart was some stinker. That’s nothing joey, wait till I’m sworn in next year.
They still think we are NOT socialists!
Can we send the GW photo to the UK as well? I think his eyes are following me, they feel like death rays.
Dude, I cannot believe you are giving me another project after how I screwed up the stimulus. But hey, I know guns, at least that is what I told the serfs.
Dude, it is Christmas, that is a BFD……………Bona Fide Downtime
Dude, can you pull my finger?
Dude, l think I have had too much eggnog, can I use the oval bathroom?
Dude, being that this is the oval office, how can you send me to the corner?
“hehehe..I’m playin’ pocket pool while we give each other Vulcan Neck Pinches…but seriously, Joe…what’s with the Quaker Oats Guy haircut?”
B.O. This acid is the SH#T! J.B. I CAN FU@KING TASTE COLORS!
Wonder Twin powers: destroy a country.
“For Christmas, I’m giving you hair plugs!”
“I got you a big-stick implant!”
“The idiot is black, the idiot is white;
Together they fail to see the light.”
“Why can’t I stop laughing?”
“I spiked the Xmas cookies with CHOOM!”
“Did you feel up that biker chick when she was on your lap?”
“You know it, buddy!”
No I have no feeling (or thoughts) from the brain down.
No thought from the neck up, lol.
“Thanks for pandering to my people!”
“No, Joe, you’ll be exempt from the death panels — I swear.”
“Really? That’s great!”
Best line ever.
“Ready? 1, 2, 3, Fuck you, America!”
“Guess what I’ve got for you in my pocket.”
“Is it candy? I likes me some candy!”
Hope you drank enough water Mr. President. We need to fill this cup.
Soon George Bailey will be in jail and we’ll rename Bedford Falls OBAMAVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“They really bought that shit about us caring about the middle-class. Voters are such dumb-asses. Ok. We’ve only got 4 years to socialize this country. Let’s get Vladamir over here after new year’s and get the ball rolling. And get those gun confiscation regs over here quick, Joe! Still can’t believe they are buying the whole “balanced approach” line. Worked in the budget talks, now it’s working in the gun talks. Fabulous!!!!”
“Joe, did you drop some golf balls into my stocking?”
“No, but I just dropped some ‘lumps of coal’ into my diaper!”
Biden: Wow can you believe it? Those useful idiot’s voted us in again.
Oblamer: I know , I know, it sent tingles down my leg I’m sure thankful for all that voter fraud..
I can’t believe what this country has come to.That these 2 all President and vice president!!I Its an insult to the UNITED STATES
Biden: I got you a little something, hope ya like it. Obama: List of the top ten percent of gun buyers in the US? Oh, Joe, thank you so much! It’s just what I always wanted!
I just farted, can you smell it yet?
(Lacking ALL knowledge of history) “Do you believe the artwork? Who is that Hairclub For Men reject on the wall?”
I looked at it and then went into the bathroom and Vomited. Can’t wait until we wake up from this nightmare.
“If George saw what we were doing, he’d spin in his grave!”
Now the looting really begins!
Even the portrait of George Washington is looking away in disgust.
“you let go…”
“no, you let go.”
“you let go first.”
“i could do this all day, biden. i’ve got nothing better to do.”
You know, this Christmas Fiscal Cliff isn’t a big f___ing deal…
Biden you’re right, pocket pool can be fun!
Happy kwanazaa, Mr President. Hey, when will you call me that? C’mon, man! Just once, for fun!
They really believe we’re going to try to get the economy going again!
“Can you believe that those morons re-elected us? Must have been because we went on the ‘Pimp with a Limp’ radio program in Florida. You’ve got to love those low-information voters. I want to send them all an Obamaphone for Christmas.”
Obama: Where’s Pelosi, Joe?
Biden: Out in the parking lot, looking around and around for her car! I think it went over the fiscal cliff!