ABC's Jake Tapper offers a glimpse at his 'Press-Secretary-to-English Dictionary'


That must be a handy dictionary to keep around while covering the most transparent administration evah! Any other entries we should know about?

We look forward to Tapper’s future translations of Jay Carney-ese.

  • Jack Deth

    “Unprecedented”= Obama doesn’t give a shit.

  • PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Gonna be a long and painful book, aint it?

  • Severe Conservative

    I’ve seen the Cliff Notes version: anything Jay Carney says = “I am full of sh*t.”

  • kch50428

    If only Jake, or any journalist would be to Dear Leader what Sam ‘DUI’ Donaldson was to Ronald Reagan…

  • Midnight Cow

    “As we’ve said many times before…..” = “We’ve never said this before, but we like to pretend we haven’t stonewalled you or passed the buck on __________ for weeks now, and we’re casually glossing over the fact that we’ve stonewalled, and we hope you either don’t notice, or if you do, please don’t point it out to your readers or viewers.”

  • seriouslysickntired

    The fact of the matter is = i am going to make up some facts and you will believe me