What could go wrong? Obama taps Biden to lead interagency gun control task force

Looks like it’s participation trophy day at the White House!

First, President Obama was named Person of the Year by Time magazine. And later this morning, the president will announce that he’s rewarding Vice President Biden’s hard work with a new leadership position.

Yep, in the wake of the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre, Uncle Joe will be heading up an interagency effort to review policies aimed at curbing gun violence. Evidently this is Obama’s way of telling Newtown, “You’ve got a homeboy in the deal who gets it.”

Shepherding experience? Uh oh. Someone better tell Chompers Biden the gig doesn’t come with one of those nifty shepherd hooks. He’ll be devastated!

Both Obama and Biden are expected to be present at the 11:45 a.m. announcement. We hear Biden can’t wait to get in there and “give you the whole load.”

A panel … with Biden? Is this the “meaningful action” Obama promised? Because, you know, nothing really says “meaningful action” like putting Joe Biden in charge. Of anything.

Exit question: Does Obama plan to get Biden started with some of his administration’s tried and true gun control ideas?

Second verse, same as the first.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Charles-Knott/1812980916 Charles Knott

    Better buy all the Nerf guns and ammo you can, “Buckaroo Biden” is on the case!

  • TDS

    With all of his FABULOUS choices for every other position in his administration, you shouldn’t be surprised when he chooses Mumblin’ Joe for a vital job like this…

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    What will Plugs say this time to make a complete fool of himself?

  • mdtljt

    Well isn’t this just peachy??? Brainiac Biden and the word “control” have no business being in the same sentence. He reminds me of Tommy Lee Jones’ Two-Face…both mentally and physically….does he use the same special F/X team Jones had to create the Psycho Smile? Creepier than Pennywise the Clown and exponentially more dangerous…

  • stuckinIL4now

    Oh, Uncle Joeke will just end up shooting himself in the foot.

  • Rella

    This will work as well as the Jobs Task Force and the Debt Commission. Maybe there should be a Gun Tzar?

    • GaryTheBrave

      Please don’t give them any ideas.

  • Just Another Guy

    With Biden in charge of the discussion, I can barely wait to get my “ObamaGun” but I wonder … how many rounds per month am I limited to?

    • http://mysteresmoonbatslayerclub.blogspot.com/ mystere

      It’s 0 per month if you’re conservative, and unlimited if you’re a lefty libtard criminal.

    • conservativechick

      Worst thing that could happen is Obama would take Joe’s Beretta, according to Joe. HAHAHA It’s kind of funny that Joe Biden is in charge of the gun control task force. http://youtu.be/zNjmcU3Ab5c

    • conservativechick

      Worst thing that could happen is Obama would take Joe’s Beretta, according to Joe. HAHAHA It’s kind of funny that Joe Biden is in charge of the gun control task force. http://youtu.be/zNjmcU3Ab5c

    • Just Another Guy

      Found a picture of the soon-to-be-issued ObamaGun!

      • JustLikeAnimals

        Excellent!!!! Should come free and completely loaded with every Obamaphone and be given to every HollowWood bleeding heart communist that visits the White House.

    • Just Another Guy

      Found a picture of the soon-to-be-issued ObamaGun!

  • HARP2

    They will need a nice snappy name for this task force.

    How about Fast & Furious……..wait……never mind.

  • Ranadicus

    Since Obama clearly isn’t going to take gun control seriously I don’t see why I should either.

  • GaryTheBrave

    I wonder who else will be on this blue ribbon panel? Sarah Brady? Rosie “All gun-owners should be in prison” O’Donnell?

    • HARP2

      Wasn`t Biden in charge of the stimulus ?

  • leftinbrooklyn

    Remember all, that Joe Biden is the reason we were given the 2nd Amendment. They saw guys like him coming.

    • http://mysteresmoonbatslayerclub.blogspot.com/ mystere

      Joey Big Birdbrain Biden will be a chicken lunch for the fast and furious drug cartel.

  • Rick Stones

    Didn’t Biden ask Charles Woods a question about the size of his murdered son Tyrone’s testicles during the transfer of remains ceremony? Can someone *please* keep this jackass away from the parents of the Sandy Hook children?

  • Joe W.

    Just when I think that Barky could not be any more foolish, he proves me wrong. When will this Alice in Wonderland, down is up, left is right, stuff going to end???

  • dkhilly

    Sounds like a way for Obama to look like he’s doing something while actually sending issue into political limbo…I’m happy gun control from that angle is less likely, and disgruntled at how much this “task force” is going to cost tax payers.

  • Joseph Phillips

    I’m no longer worried about the Gubmint trying to take away guns. With Uncle Joe leading the charge Obama tells The Left “we’re darn serious” – while also giving a little wink to the sane to let us know he’s just kidding.

  • Native New Yorker

    OMG…..too funny to comment!!!!!

  • robcrawford2

    Biden?

    Thanks God — he’ll present a 20-year plan to ban gnus.

  • FuzzyInWV

    Maybe Joe Biden can get the equally inept “other Joe” (Manchin) to help him lead us into yet anoither debacle . . . the “bopsy twins”, the “new left” . . . WOW . . . this just keeps getting better and better.

  • http://mysteresmoonbatslayerclub.blogspot.com/ mystere

    Big Birdbrain Biden comes to the rescue! CLUCK CLUCK!

  • HARP2

    Former ABC News political reporter Sam Donaldson was pulled over on
    Savannah Road by Lewes Police on December 1 for a traffic violation. An
    officer says that he’d been drinking. Donaldson failed field sobriety
    tests, and was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. He’s
    been scheduled for a court appearance at a later date.

    http://pro.wgmd-fm.tritonflex.com/common/more.php?m=49&action=blog&r=51&post_id=3901

    I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE HE COULD HAVE KILLED ?

  • http://OccupyBawlStreet.com OccupyBawlStreet.com

    the one guy who could shoot himself in the foot?? ugh!

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    This could work to our advantage. See, gun sales have spiked since Newtown, and if those people see Biden and Barack coming to take it away, well, we’ll just have more republican voters in 2014.

    I look forward to increasing our majority in the House and taking back the Senate.

  • ceemack

    If you’re going to push an idiotic policy, get an idiot to lead the charge.

  • Eric Myers

    I will give up my “so called assault weapon” to save our children once we stop killing
    3,700 babies daily in the US that sounds like a fair trade.

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Yup. CDC reports an average 1,200,000 babies per year murdered since 1973. I think this militant fascist brown shirt Gestapo should STFU until they figure out the hypocrisy of their wailing about people being killed by guns. Liberals kill exponentially more people than guns do, year in and year out, for over 40 years.

  • stuckinIL4now

    If putting Biden in charge of this task force isn’t enough of a joke, Obamuh is apparently FUNDRAISING off of Sandy Hook. Think the scumplicit slimestream media will say much about that?

  • JustLikeAnimals

    NEWFLASH: Joe Biden is going to make breaking and entering and committing murder with an illegally obtained firearm more illegal-er.

    But seriously, if you want to know how a moron thinks about guns, there’s probably no better person to put in charge of that inquiry than Joe Biden. He is uniquely qualified. On that we can all agree!

  • stuckinIL4now

    I just read that as soon as Obamuh announced that Biden would head up
    the gun control task force, Smith & Wesson stock spiked up about 8
    points. Even though gun sales had been up, apparently gun stocks had been down since the shooting last Friday.

  • People Corporation

    Lets make the ID requirement the exact same as the requirement for being president. A forged BC posted to the Internet.

  • TWG2A

    This is some funny “stuff”. obama put the gun grabbing turd in bidet’s pocket today. Thankfully “task force” = worthless klan of bureaucrats slapping backs and getting NOTHING done.

  • TWG2A

    This is some funny “stuff”. obama put the gun grabbing turd in bidet’s pocket today. Thankfully “task force” = worthless klan of bureaucrats slapping backs and getting NOTHING done.

  • G.

    Look at it this way; after all the hollerin’ and shoutin’ dies down and the commision settles on their solution, Barry will be as disinterested in it as he was the economic hoo-hah with Erskine Bowls a few years back. If there’s not immediate payback for Obama, he’s not interested. Remember Sandy??? The man is all BS with no substance.