Post-Newtown, Cher calls for Walmart boycott over gun sales

After last Friday’s horrific murders in Newtown, Conn., Cher jumped aboard the celebrighoul anti-gun bandwagon, railing against guns, the NRA and … concoctions:

(We’re assuming she meant “convictions,” but “concoctions” sounds just as good.)

She also offered to make bumper stickers:

Or shirts:

But it looks like she won’t be purchasing her art supplies at Walmart.

The dentist, huh? He’s evidently got a heavy hand with the nitrous oxide, because she’s not quite … coherent. As far as Cher is concerned, Walmart is a deadly criminal enterprise, guilty of sneakily stocking guns along with cottage cheese. No, really:

Walmart has yet to make a statement on losing Cher as a customer, but we expect they’re just devastated.

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  • Kevets

    Literacy is lacking there…

    • Joe W.

      Sanity is lacking as well…..

  • FilleGitane

    Using all caps. She must be serious.

    • lainer51

      oooohhh – I’m terrified…

    • lainer51

      oooohhh – I’m terrified…

  • Joe W.

    Cher lies. Target sells weapons…her movies and recordings kill me….

  • grais

    She’s absolutely hilarious!

  • Pat Loudoun

    Too bad Walmart sold out of all their guns. Cher, Barack and Musket Morgan! Gun salesmen of the century!

  • radjahshelduck

    Wal Mart. Chick-Fil-A. You know, it’s funny how white liberals have such strong objections to Southern companies that employ and serve a very large number of African-Americans. Perhaps those white liberals would like us better here in the South if we looked more like their favorite state, the most liberal one in America, Vermont. You know, the state with no blacks and the US senator who is an avowed socialist? Did you know that guy attended the University of Chicago, the same private school with the massive tuition that our president taught at? Funny how these prominent lefties who rail against wealth are always associated with schools like Harvard, Yale, and the University of Chicago instead of public universities like, say, Miami University in Ohio where Paul Ryan matriculated or the University of North Georgia where Newt Gingrich taught.
    Wow, I’ve rambled. It’s like I’m a male Cher!

    • grais

      You’re nothing like a male Cher; I understood every word you wrote, and have no concern for your sanity…or your “concoctions.”

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        Also, Cher would have used CAPS LOCK FOR THE ENTIRE RANT!!!!! (and multiple exclamation points)

    • grais

      You’re nothing like a male Cher; I understood every word you wrote, and have no concern for your sanity…or your “concoctions.”

  • radjahshelduck

    Wal Mart. Chick-Fil-A. You know, it’s funny how white liberals have such strong objections to Southern companies that employ and serve a very large number of African-Americans. Perhaps those white liberals would like us better here in the South if we looked more like their favorite state, the most liberal one in America, Vermont. You know, the state with no blacks and the US senator who is an avowed socialist? Did you know that guy attended the University of Chicago, the same private school with the massive tuition that our president taught at? Funny how these prominent lefties who rail against wealth are always associated with schools like Harvard, Yale, and the University of Chicago instead of public universities like, say, Miami University in Ohio where Paul Ryan matriculated or the University of North Georgia where Newt Gingrich taught.
    Wow, I’ve rambled. It’s like I’m a male Cher!

  • windy132

    Of course this dim bulb fading used to think she was a diva has never been in a Walmart in her life.

  • windy132

    Of course this dim bulb fading used to think she was a diva has never been in a Walmart in her life.

  • HARP2

    Must be why she dropped out of school at 16.

    Too hard for her.

  • HARP2

    Must be why she dropped out of school at 16.

    Too hard for her.

  • Lord Foggybottom

    SOMEBODY GET THIS WOMEN A REALITY SHOW, STAT!!!

  • Lord Foggybottom

    SOMEBODY GET THIS WOMEN A REALITY SHOW, STAT!!!

  • Jack Deth

    Yeah. Yeah, Cher:

    But I’ll bet Walmart has a sweet deal on 55 gallon drums of Botox. I’m sure you stocked up before losing it in the third turn.

    • peteee363

      she buys her silicone and botox by the tanker truck!

    • peteee363

      she buys her silicone and botox by the tanker truck!

  • Jack Deth

    Yeah. Yeah, Cher:

    But I’ll bet Walmart has a sweet deal on 55 gallon drums of Botox. I’m sure you stocked up before losing it in the third turn.

  • traffic_robot

    …says the shrew dating a former member of the Hells Angels…

  • traffic_robot

    …says the shrew dating a former member of the Hells Angels…

  • louisiana_mom

    LOL! They get more rabid with each passing day… soon they will implode. I have extra popcorn if anyone needs some.

    • o0Nighthawk0o

      Maybe that is how the world ends Friday. The NRA and GOP announce that they will support NO new gun control laws, The news breaks that now half the country owns a gun and are members of the NRA. Every liberal simultaniously implodes and creates a black hole which devours the Earth.

      • louisiana_mom

        LOL! I heard the NRA has set a record for new memberships since Friday.

  • louisiana_mom

    LOL! They get more rabid with each passing day… soon they will implode. I have extra popcorn if anyone needs some.

  • wwbdinct

    “Wall Mart” and “Xmas diner”. LOL! Cher is so down with the little people.

  • wwbdinct

    “Wall Mart” and “Xmas diner”. LOL! Cher is so down with the little people.

  • peteee363

    cher, how little must the children be for you to care about them? most of your buddies pray at the abortion alter, and abortion murders more little children everyday then what happened in newtown, are you concerned about them?

  • peteee363

    cher, how little must the children be for you to care about them? most of your buddies pray at the abortion alter, and abortion murders more little children everyday then what happened in newtown, are you concerned about them?

  • RblDiver

    A moment of silence please as we mourn her soon-to-be-departed caps lock key…

  • RblDiver

    A moment of silence please as we mourn her soon-to-be-departed caps lock key…

  • Jarhead83

    Seriously doubt you’ve ever been to Target or Walmart, you hideous alien….

    • HARP2

      Are you kidding ?
      She lives just down the street from one.

    • HARP2

      Are you kidding ?
      She lives just down the street from one.

  • Jarhead83

    Seriously doubt you’ve ever been to Target or Walmart, you hideous alien….

  • http://twitter.com/Libertarian9 Libertarian

    Do people buy Walls at Wallmart? I do shop at Walmart never heard of WALLMART.

  • http://twitter.com/Libertarian9 Libertarian

    Do people buy Walls at Wallmart? I do shop at Walmart never heard of WALLMART.

  • lainer51

    Why would I boycott Wal-Mart?.. They didn’t hurt anyone.. I have no problem boycotting that old has-been hag Cher though (but since she can’t find work, nothing to boycott)

  • lainer51

    Why would I boycott Wal-Mart?.. They didn’t hurt anyone.. I have no problem boycotting that old has-been hag Cher though (but since she can’t find work, nothing to boycott)

  • lainer51

    I have a bumper sticker idea also – you are ucking fugly (and old too)!!!!

    • peteee363

      or “nucking futs”

    • peteee363

      or “nucking futs”

  • lainer51

    I have a bumper sticker idea also – you are ucking fugly (and old too)!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/brian.mouland.908 Brian Mouland

    Go away nutjob

  • http://www.facebook.com/brian.mouland.908 Brian Mouland

    Go away nutjob

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Some one should tell this half-wit, shriveled up has-been that it’s “Wal-Mart” and not Wall Mart. F%$#g left-coast commies are so #$%^&*(*&^$ stupid.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Some one should tell this half-wit, shriveled up has-been that it’s “Wal-Mart” and not Wall Mart. F%$#g left-coast commies are so #$%^&*(*&^$ stupid.

  • forurluv37

    If I boycott Walmart it will be because they have your CDs there. @cher

  • forurluv37

    If I boycott Walmart it will be because they have your CDs there. @cher

  • KhadijahMuhammad

    Yea, that boycott thing on Wal Mart worked so well last time.

  • mickeyco

    If it weren’t for conservative blogs, I wouldn’t have had to hear from Cher in, oh, 7-8 years. And I’d have been happier for it.

  • Poopiekins22

    Skis and trees kill people to, right Cher?

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    HA!! That silly twit tweeted the following yesterday:

    “Tell me of ANY School, movie theatre,mall,fast food restaurant, ANYWHERE That The Killer used A Bomb or Knife for MASS Murders”
    I reminded her of Oklahoma City and 9/11. She promptly blocked me. LOL!!!

    • justlittlolme

      LOL!
      Truth to a liberal is like a cross to a vampire!

      • lainer51

        i love that – will use it

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Also the Bath Township, Michigan school bombing in 1927. Lots of Dynamite was used. The Happy Land Club fire in NYC, 1991 was an arson attack with gasoline, while the club was packed.

    • $36544368

      If enough people answer her like you did, maybe she’ll have to spend all her time blocking them instead of spewing her nonsense!

  • Steve_J

    Is nitrous oxide flamable? I’m just concerned about all the plastic that would be present when the dentist working on Cher.

  • SineWaveII

    Well that’s sure to push Wal Mart guns sales over the top

  • Walter Warren

    I’m still waiting for Cher to show the same kind of outrage over the hundreds of bodies piled up, courtesy of Obama / Holder’s botched gun walking operation to Mexico.

  • $7610427

    Good Gawd, woman…go take your meds! Walmart isn’t the only place that sells guns. But, since you have a stereotypical view of red necked Republicans shopping at Walmart for cottage cheese and guns, that’s where your feeble mind directs it’s rant. From one female to another…FU!

  • $7610427

    Good Gawd, woman…go take your meds! Walmart isn’t the only place that sells guns. But, since you have a stereotypical view of red necked Republicans shopping at Walmart for cottage cheese and guns, that’s where your feeble mind directs it’s rant. From one female to another…FU!

  • Guest

    If we boycott anyone it should be her plastic surgery. Woah ugly.

  • Guest

    If we boycott anyone it should be her plastic surgery. Woah ugly.

  • Guest

    If we boycott anyone it should be her plastic surgeon. Woah Ugly.

    • $36544368

      …and her vocal coach.

  • Guest

    If we boycott anyone it should be her plastic surgeon. Woah Ugly.

  • Evil Otto

    Crap, Cher is against us? We’re doomed! Into the escape pods!

  • TDS

    Would it be considered irony that she wants people to shop at a store whose name describes what we will all be if the gun grabbers get their way?

  • clarioncaller

    Cher should employ the same strategy that the progressive loons use all the time…..Demand that ALL stockholders and foundations sell their positions in these armament/munitions corporations. But guess what, Cherie Baby, ALL your progressive loon friends have stock in these same companies. What should we call these folks? HYPOCRATS

  • Rob Stevely

    I’d call for a boycott of Cher’s new cd, but I dont think itll be necessary.

  • $36544368

    I was wondering how long it would take her to start her rantings on Twitter. She waited longer than I thought she would!

  • John Fowler

    She’s honestly insane. She can’t even maintain a civil demeanor. And what is her educational background? Didn’t they have a school on her Armenian reservation?

  • AZWarrior

    No.

  • CasualMeyhem

    I bought a wrist rocket there when I was 12. Get some fishing weights and it’s perfectly lethal.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    merry christmas, “all caps” cher…. merry christmas.

  • http://twitter.com/indysRyanMiles Ryan Miles

    I dont believe you can buy a gun and bullets at the same tall scrawny man.

  • Lin Jarvis

    Cher to stop shopping at WalMart. I didn’t know there was a WalMart on Rodeo Drive.
    They must be devastated.

  • http://youtu.be/efJUFlD1S8Q DaleVM14W

    If you let your daughter turn into a Cousin It…you might be Cher or a Hollywood glib-liberal. What do you expect from her? She never graduated high school!

  • https://twitter.com/Vice63 J Vice

    I wish Cher would join Sonny for another duet.