TSA spokesperson: Please leave your cane swords at home

We at Twitchy have long believed that Senator Chuck Grassley has the federal government’s most interesting Twitter feed.

But if @TSAmedia_SariK is for real, a TSA spokesperson may be giving Grassley a run for his money.

SariK helpfully reminds us to leave our sword-filled canes at home when we fly:

Yes, these actually do exist. Thanks for the tip, SariK!

Guns, chainsaws, and cannonballs should be left at home, too:

And then there is this:

It’s pretty basic, but if you don’t understand that last sentence, you’re not alone.

  • Lord Foggybottom

    I can’t wait until a retarded government stooge like this one gets to perform an operation on me under Obamacare. Wheeeeee!

  • carla5731

    I hate the TSA and the idiotic Dept. of Homeland Bullshittery from whence it sprang.

  • http://ConservativeMom.net/ LoriGirl

    TSA = Totally Stupid Assclowns.

  • Finrod Felagund

    Disband the TSA. Immediately.

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Any government run business/agency is drenched in failure.

  • http://twitter.com/MDMorris_1707 Michael Morris

    Don’t be absurd, a gentleman is never without his cane.

  • George Washington Mclintock

    Since the TSA has never caught a single terrorist, Stands to reason we should be allowed to keep our cane-swords, power tools and firearms

  • brewerandpatriot

    Upon returning from Disneyland, two TSA agents spent fifteen minutes swabbing my kids’ stroller. They didn’t like it when I pointed out a non-service dog was allowed right through even though it was wearing a very suspicious-looking sweater. The TSA: Keeping the skies safe from the toddlers of America.