We at Twitchy have long believed that Senator Chuck Grassley has the federal government’s most interesting Twitter feed.
But if @TSAmedia_SariK is for real, a TSA spokesperson may be giving Grassley a run for his money.
SariK helpfully reminds us to leave our sword-filled canes at home when we fly:
Yes, these actually do exist. Thanks for the tip, SariK!
Guns, chainsaws, and cannonballs should be left at home, too:
And then there is this:
It’s pretty basic, but if you don’t understand that last sentence, you’re not alone.