Ishtar is the reason for the season
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Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) December 10, 2012It’s becoming clear that Roseanne Barr is handling her presidential defeat worse than Mitt Romney. While Romney chose to retreat to La Jolla, Roseanne seems to have chosen La-La Land. Tonight she’s on a “goddess” kick, declaring that the pagan goddess Ishtar is the reason for Hanukkah.
Esther=Ishtar=Ashtoreth—
Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) December 10, 2012
Secret of mystics: Esther is the oil of Hanukkah—
Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) December 10, 2012
Okay, honey, let’s straighten out your Jewish holidays. Esther is Purim, Hanukkah is Judah Maccabee. Mm’kay?
Word made flesh: Goddess—
Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) December 10, 2012
Ishtar is the reason for the season—
Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) December 10, 2012
No, really, she’s not. We even tried to Google this theory to see if there’s some weird online group pushing it. Nothing. Oh, and that’s not even the weird stuff!
Anons: code 12 11 12—
Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) December 10, 2012
23, 42, 54, HIKE!
@TheRealRoseanne That's the combination to my luggage.—
David West (@cobol2) December 10, 2012
White buffalo-red heiffer—
Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) December 10, 2012
@TheRealRoseanne ????—
Freddie Redding II (@fredster2013) December 10, 2012
That’s about what we thought, Freddie. Thanks for vocalizing it for us.
