#INeedFeminismBecause I don't want the government controlling my womanhood, unless they'll pay for it of course.
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Mackenzie White (@mackenziepaigew) December 10, 2012Heh. See, grievance mongering “feminists” are at it again. This time, with pictures! Words are hard.
Best…blog…EVER ! RT @CnservativePunk: There is a whole tumblr dedicated to this "I need feminism because…" thing. i-need-feminism.tumblr.com—
Amanda Lerfald (@CRmanda) December 10, 2012
If you have one, put a laugh track over this. imgur.com/a/RrNmV It's "Why I need feminism." A lot of these are just ridiculous.—
Brandon Morse (@CnservativePunk) December 10, 2012
Click the link. That's why I can't stand feminists. Cry babies! RT @CnservativePunk: imgur.com/a/RrNmV It's "Why I need feminism."—
Charlene Vidal (@lovelycharley) December 10, 2012
Get ready for your sides to ache: Here are some examples of the utter absurdity. When one reduces oneself to girly bits only, it’s really hard to use thinkies, evidently.
“I need feminism because I live in a country where Viagra is covered by medical insurance and birth control isn’t.”—
Kesi Kmt (@ispeakstanzas) December 08, 2012
I need feminism because I am a latina women period.—
Vickiana Pena (@vickianapena) December 10, 2012
I need feminism so I don't have to provide my marital status for a food order: RT @saritajoan: #whyineedfeminism http://t.co/8tntjGYe—
Destroy The Joint (@JointDestroyer) December 10, 2012
Pitiful. The mocking was swift and awesome.
If I wanted to make feminism look vapid and shallow, I'd say "I need feminism cuz my university is named after a man!" imgur.com/a/RrNmV—
Daniel Gilfillan (@onetonturtle) December 10, 2012
look at the other link I posted. Incredicble "I need feminism because if I wear a mini dress men stare at me" WTF?!?! @Morduin00—
Lady Patriot (@LadyPatriot4USA) December 10, 2012
@RBPundit @CnservativePunk "I like feminism bc liking pretty pink ponies doesn't make me gay, a woman, or a pedophile." No. Just deranged.—
Little Miss Rightie (@LilMissRightie) December 10, 2012
#WaronWomen Because some "womyn" aren't taught to spell i.imgur.com/asBw9h.jpg—
Lady Patriot (@LadyPatriot4USA) December 10, 2012
If you have one, put a laugh track over this. imgur.com/a/RrNmV It's "Why I need feminism." A lot of these are just ridiculous.—
Brandon Morse (@CnservativePunk) December 10, 2012
Ridiculous and the antithesis of actual feminism. Empowering? Not so much.
@CnservativePunk "I need feminism bc normal offends me & I'm a whiney antisocial brat."- what they're really saying http://t.co/zWoF0EmD—
Crıssყ Տ℘ɛɑƙs (@CrissySpeaks79) December 10, 2012
Women who know that their lady parts include, you know, brains were quick to attempt to teach these “feminists” a little something about reality. And true empowerment. These women refuse to shroud themselves in a veil of victim-hood, and don’t feign outrage if a man notices that she is attractive. The horror!
Take it away, ladies!
#INeedFeminismBecause the government needs to keep out of my bedroom.. But wait! Pay for my birth control and abortions!!—
#RepublicanGirlProbs (@RepubGrlProbs) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause I desperately need a practical application for my degree in Women's Studies.—
Rebecca Ann (@RebeccaAnn81) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause I almost voted for Romney because of the lousy unemployment rate 4 women. Instead I voted w/my ladyparts. PHEW! Close1—
AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause demonizing men helps me elevate myself.—
Liz Wheeler (@L_Wheels) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause Hating men, killing my unborn kids, and free birth control are what's most importnt in my life.—
Deborah (@Berrygirl82) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause I can't think for myself or make my own choices, I need them to tell me what to think—
FIRE THEM ALL (@SandraHartle) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause it would be called crazy if I wanted to wear a vagina suit without it—
Tërī (@passion8turk) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause there is just no way in hades that a woman in the US can be successful because of her brain and hard work!—
Deborah (@Berrygirl82) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause it’s totally cool for me to identify myself as nothing more than a vagina, but don’t you dare objectify me!—
Jamie Jasper (@JamieJasper) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause dividing a nation by class, race, and gender is the best way for government to control people.—
Liz Wheeler (@L_Wheels) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause I need someone to ignore all of the misogyny coming out of the Democrat party.—
AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) December 10, 2012
Yes, what about that “feminists?”
#INeedFeminismBecause I am not smart enough to figure out how to add value & no one would hire me otherwise.—
Mary Johnson (@MariettaBroker) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause because victimization is the new "empowered."—
Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) December 10, 2012
Bingo. Men who aren’t afraid of strong women, who have no need to rely on Big Daddy Government for everything, also weigh in.
#INeedFeminismBecause it reminds me that there are people out there who want me to stop appreciating how hot you look, and you look hot.—
Brandon Morse (@CnservativePunk) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause equality isn't equal unless I'm getting some kind of advantage.—
Philip Labonte (@philthatremains) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause my SAHM, homeschooling, successful blogger wife needs to take even more crap for putting family ahead of career.—
Tim Wells (@RightWingNerd) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause When I majored in Feminist studies, I didn't realize that identity politicking isn't a viable career choice.—
Ric Choadman (@TrentonPowers) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause my wife apparently doesn't understand that being a real lady w/class isn't going to get her anywhere in life.—
Mike Behrens (@Mike_Behrens) December 10, 2012
And these two ladies sum it all up.
#INeedFeminismBecause American women do not have equal opportunity to achieve whatever they want, to make their decisions…oh wait.—
Liz Wheeler (@L_Wheels) December 10, 2012
#INeedFeminismBecause
I don’t.The End.—
the eye (@ShannonPoe) December 10, 2012
Indeed. As always, women need feminists like a fish need a bicycles.
That’s your legacy, Gloria Steinem. Case. Closed.
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