#INeedFeminismBecause: Empowerment! Women using lady smarts pummel lady parts peddlers

Heh. See, grievance mongering “feminists” are at it again. This time, with pictures! Words are hard.

https://twitter.com/lovelycharley/status/278194241874825216

Get ready for your sides to ache: Here are some examples of the utter absurdity. When one reduces oneself to girly bits only, it’s really hard to use thinkies, evidently.

Pitiful. The mocking was swift and awesome.

Ridiculous and the antithesis of actual feminism. Empowering? Not so much.

Women who know that their lady parts include, you know, brains were quick to attempt to teach these “feminists” a little something about reality. And true empowerment. These women refuse to shroud themselves in a veil of victim-hood, and don’t feign outrage if a man notices that she is attractive. The horror!

Take it away, ladies!

Yes, what about that “feminists?”

Bingo. Men who aren’t afraid of strong women, who have no need to rely on Big Daddy Government for everything, also weigh in.

And these two ladies sum it all up.

Indeed. As always, women need feminists like a fish need a bicycles.

That’s your legacy, Gloria Steinem. Case. Closed.

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  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    #INeedFeminismBecause not only do I have a pu$$y and brag about it, I also /am/ a pu$$y.

    #INeedFeminismBecause I deserve the right to destroy the feminist in my womb simply because she has a vagina.

    #INeedFeminismBecause birth control liberates me so much! I mean, nothing like getting used by men, or using them, and denying nature in general!

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    #INeedFeminismBecause not only do I have a pu$$y and brag about it, I also /am/ a pu$$y.

    #INeedFeminismBecause I deserve the right to destroy the feminist in my womb simply because she has a vagina.

    #INeedFeminismBecause birth control liberates me so much! I mean, nothing like getting used by men, or using them, and denying nature in general!

  • William J. Miller

    #INeedFeminismBecause Telling a coworker that she looks pretty isn’t as much fun without the threat of a lawsuit.

  • $21367552

    Wow, congrats, with those tweets you have managed to burn down every strawman (and strawwoman) that conservatives have invented about feminism. When you’re actually ready to debate intelligently about pros and cons of modern feminism let the rest of the world know.

    • William J. Miller

      You misspelled “womyn”. Sexist.

      /sarc

    • Joseph Phillips

      Do you need a Midol?

    • PChandler

      “debate intelligently”—

      Tras de ladrón, bufón.

    • carla5731

      Sorry, too busy trying to grow my business and pursue my own definition of happiness to hash over the “pros and cons of modern feminism” with you.

      • William J. Miller

        For. The. Win.

      • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

        it’s their substitute for religion.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kenna.neel Kenna Neel

      What? “Modern” feminism? Waahminism as opposed to the accomplishments of good ol’ vintage feminism of the last, oh, 80 years? As in take advantage of all the opprtunities out there and stop throwing your vagina in front of everyone and using it as a crutch or an excuse? That kind of modern feminism?

    • Sad Chestertonian

      First off, if we are to have an intelligent debate, we need to agree appropriate words and phrases that won’t turn most ordinary conversation in to an incomprehensible muddle, as much politically “correct” jargon tends to do, and the angered responses to such jargon make even worse. If we can not keep our cool no matter how crucial conversation may be, then there can be no dialog, only emotonal noise.

  • detroit19

    Wow…

    • http://twitter.com/yahneverknowCB yahneverknow

      That was my reaction. Well, that and what the…?

  • Lady 12

    Oh my word! I am appalled by what some of those nitwit girls said! One of them didn’t want guys to stare at her while wearing a minidress – better idea: Don’t wear the stupid minidress! And the rest of those idiots who think that feminism will stop all teasing ever. No, it won’t! The way to get rid of constant mocking is to take it in a mature and dignified way, not play the blasted victim card! Ugh, I want to shake some of those idiots!

  • Joseph Phillips

    When I think of feminism, I think of a bunch of whiners: http://imgur.com/a/RrNmV

    • Herman LaClair

      cuz they are.

  • Herman LaClair

    more evidence of the devolution of everything the suffragettes fought for.

  • arrow2010

    Feminist #RAGE!!!!

  • dkhilly

    Dear feminists,
    I think it’s time we broke up. It all started out so well: we both liked voting, and wearing pants, and that part where I got to pursue education and career goals was really great.
    But then, the big differences started showing up. I think motherhood is amazing, and strong families are crucial building blocks of any society, and you see those things as a prison. You think I’m too weak to be responsible for my sexual choices, but I’m not. And for the record I don’t think men are the enemy. I look up to a lot of males, and there are several I downright love.
    I’m sorry, we had some good times, but it’s over.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    #INeedFeminismBecause i DON’T live in a country where i am assaulted for getting an education, have to wear a burka, and am not allowed to speak without a man’s permission.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    – INeedFeminismBecause – Slamming a door on a woman is almost as gratifying as being chastised for holding it open in the first place.

    – INeedFeminismBecause – She should know how to change a tire in the dark, and I could be 30 miles down the road instead of helping.

    – INeedFeminismBecause – I only stared at them because “the girls” started it by jumping out of her blouse.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Lol, Tug!

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    #INeedFeminismBecause I have small breasts that don’t require a bra for support. Seriously! #Notsorry

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    #INeedFeminismBecause men aren’t the idiots they are portrayed to be in sitcoms and movies.

  • redheadgrl

    Love the pic of the dude that got a $60K degree in “Women’s studies” and thought he could make a viable career out of that degree. sheesh.

    All I can say is that as a female from the first generation after the “feminist” movement (Gen X), men are so pussified, they can’t even open doors for ladies anymore, help us with our baggage on an airplane, and I can’t find a guy that can appreciate my brain but understand I’d rather be a stay-at-home mom than a career-climbing bitch,

    • orringtonmom (D)

      re: women studies dude (chick?): i know, right? and how it is somehow rich people’s fault. as for the sahm thing… what? is someone making you stay home? doesn’t your oppressor understand that you need fulfillment that can’t possibly be gained from raising your kids yourself? /sarc

    • BeeKaaay

      And I bet he thought he could pick up chicks too :)

  • redheadgrl

    And, look how the lovely “feminists” treated Sarah Palin. That totally did me in. All I’ve heard my whole life is how I can have it all, a career and a family. And here is a women that achieved both, very successful at both, and all the “feminists” did was tear her down. Modern “feminism” is BullSh*t.

  • TonyMitch

    Feminists are a joke. the women’s movement is a joke. Feminism is an equality of convenience for women. they only want to be equal as long as they get their way and it suits their need at the time. women have invaded ever bastion of maledom but will fight tooth and nail if a man tries to invade their bastions. In jobs like law enforcement, firefighter, armed services, construction. They do less to get in and expect the same pay and promotions.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    #INeedFeminismBecause i need someone to remind me that being a stay at home mom is worthless and shows a total lack of interest in self-fulfillment.

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.doey.73700 John Doey

    Why is that every woman that hates feminism is Christian? Hmmm…probably has something to do with the misogyny and patriarchal values inherent in organized religion that these women have been conditioned to accept as moral and right. Of course an empowered woman that has the balls to attack that is going to make those girls break out in hives and spew nothing but bile.

    • NRPax

      I’ve noticed a lot of empowered women don’t really have the tolerance for the whiners who claim that they’re being kept down by patriarchy and misogyny. Strangely, they’re not just Christian women.

    • Shy Ocampo

      Because the logical conclusion to feminism is clam clapping. Christian women have not adapted those traits.

    • Lady 12

      Because Christian women don’t think you have to be sexually active to be fulfilled?

    • Lady 12

      Because Christian women don’t think you have to be sexually active to be fulfilled?

    • BeeKaaay

      Because Christian women don’t believe in dehumanizing the unborn like leftwingwackos do? And love thy neighbor is something they believe (radical feminists hate men).

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.doey.73700 John Doey

    Why is that every woman that hates feminism is Christian? Hmmm…probably has something to do with the misogyny and patriarchal values inherent in organized religion that these women have been conditioned to accept as moral and right. Of course an empowered woman that has the balls to attack that is going to make those girls break out in hives and spew nothing but bile.

  • NRPax

    Then there is the whiny bint above who is up in arms about “Mrs. or Ms.” on her online order form.

    *ahem*

    It’s a term of respect, lady. I thought that is what feminists wanted in the first place but then again, expecting rational behavior from you is out of the question.