#ProgressivesChristmasCarols It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Will Never Come Again Because Of Global Warming
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The H2 (@TheH2) December 09, 2012Twitter users bring the funny with these #ProgressiveChristmasCarols. Perhaps politically correct Grinch schools will take note and these carols will be allowed in the halls!
Who doesn’t love “Racial Code Word Christmas,” “Little Drum Circle Boy” or “Fiscal Cliff is Coming to Town”? Break out the vegan eggnog and get ready to belt out some of our favorites.
I'm Dreading A Whitey Christmas
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols—
(@GayPatriot) December 09, 2012
#Progressivechristmascarols Joy to the world (except America and Israel) #tcot #Tlot #p2—
ne1 g0tz (@exposeliberals) December 09, 2012
Grandma Got Ran Over By The Death Panel
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols—
Laura R. Charron (@ConchoQueen) December 09, 2012
Oh little town of Palestine #ProgressiveChristmasCarols—
Bill O'Keefe (@DefendWallSt) December 09, 2012
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols Joy to the World! The welfare check has come! Let Earth receive Barack!—
Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) December 09, 2012
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols Rudolph, The Unemployed Reindeer—
Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) December 08, 2012
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols We Three Czars—
Jim J (@anthropocon) December 08, 2012
Protesting Around the Holiday Tree #ProgressiveChristmasCarols—
Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) December 09, 2012
(There's No Place Like) Mom's Basement for the Holidays #ProgressiveChristmasCarols—
Ree F. (@LunaticLair) December 09, 2012
Can't say Christmas. RT @amylutz4 #ProgressiveChristmasCarols All I want for Christmas is U….niversal Healthcare. #tcot—
Madeleine McAulay (@m_mcaulay) December 09, 2012
#progressivechristmascarols "Dashing through the debt, no budget to this day. Over the cliff we go, spending all the way!"—
Conservative Girl (@ConservGirlProb) December 09, 2012
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols I'm Dreaming of a Mandatory Ethnically Diverse Christmas, within the Federally Regulated Guidelines.—
ConservativeComedian (@GOPcomedy) December 09, 2012
And, win.
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols "Tingle Bells," as sung by Chris Matthews—
Joe Beineke (@joerbeineke) December 09, 2012
More, please, Twitter. Santa is checking his list and marking y’all off as hilarious!