Aching sides! Fauxcahontas Warren begs for cash; blames campaign debt on coffee, pizza

No, really. Even post-election, Elizabeth Warren is continuing her “Sitting Bull” ways.

She should have saved money by serving up some of her plagiarized Pow Wow Chow recipes!

From a Warren campaign email, via Breitbart.com :

For example, we knew we would have to buy a LOT of coffee and pizza all across the Commonwealth for our volunteers. After all, we’ve been proud beyond words to have one of the scrappiest, toughest grassroots armies ever assembled in Massachusetts or even the country — and a grassroots army moves on coffee and pizza…

But one of the results of our embarrassment of riches was, well I’ll come out and say it — we ended up with a little bit of debt… we need a little more money to pay off our final bills. Can you help one more time?

Oh, that dastardly pizza and coffee! Why do cheesy goodness and the dark nectar known as coffee hate Native Americans?

A “little bit” of debt. No big whoop! She didn’t build that! Twitter did build something, though: Hilarious mockery.

And a frightening thought.

It’s funny, because it, sadly, could be true! Math, and budgets, are hard for Democrats.

  • Danny Wheeler

    When I saw John LaRosa’s tweet, I replied “Oh suh-NAP! No you didn’t! XD”

    • Lady 12

      I know, wasn’t it fabulous?

  • Joel A. Edge

    A liberal Democrat spending more than they take in, I’m shocked.

    • HannahJK

      She just got appointed to the banking committee or something.
      She’s the dems newest “go to person” and “smartest guy in the room” on financial issues. Guess Corzine lost that honor with his mammoth bankruptcy.

    • conservativechick

      And by all means, put her on a Banking committee like corrupt Maxie Waters.

  • Tyler

    Liberals are a result of parents never saying the magical word “NO”

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Apparently, they don’t use the birth control they so desperately campaigned on, either.

    • GaryTheBrave

      Before they procreated.

    • RightThinking1

      When I was a kid, we used to play games like “Simon Says”, and “Mother May I?”. We read Little Golden Books, which generally had some underlying lesson in morality. It is evident that today’s children are not graced with object lessons in self-discipline.

  • FrancisMcManus

    It’s not uncommon for a campaign to end up in the red, no matter whether it wins or loses.

    There’s no doubt though that the $400,000 deficit in $42,000,000 million dollar campaign, in other words less than 1% of total, will be raised with relative ease.

    Warren spent last weekend and this traveling the Bay State thanking supporters for their efforts.

    Warren beat Brown by 8 points. Brown has not disclosed his campaign finances.

    • TexSizzle

      $42,000,000 million dollars = 42,000,000,000,000 dollars dollars or 42 million dollars million dollars — no wonder the left thinks the debt is no big deal. They don’t understand numbers.

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        Zing! lolol

      • Hello Jerry (D)

        Oh snap!

      • Let’em Crash

        Dollars squared :)

        • TexSizzle

          Exactly. But if you say that to a liberal, will he/she have a clue what you’re referring to?

    • WisconsinPatriot

      Thanks for the slap down “smart person”. We here in the rest of the country, we understand $400,000. Matters not what it is a “tiny percentage of”.

      • $21367552

        Well if it was a tiny percentage of her total campaign costs, stands to reason that she has the fundraising capabilities to recover these costs quickly. Hope that helps your little pea brain out a bit.

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      You are a bigger dunce than Lieawatha.

  • Dawgfan70

    Why doesn’t she just ask Obama for a bailout.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Seriously, was it “volunteers” who actually ate the pizza and drank the coffee or did it go to buy votes?

    • nc

      Seriously, that’s a heckuva lotta pizza and coffee. Has anyone actually looked into this claim? Inquiring minds want to know.

      • http://www.facebook.com/kenna.neel Kenna Neel

        Hmmm…sounds like a bs audit is in order!

      • http://www.facebook.com/kenna.neel Kenna Neel

        Hmmm…sounds like a bs audit is in order!

  • Katielee4211

    Dear Voter, She didn’t build that, you did! So kindly open up your wallets and give her–I mean redistribute- your wealth to pay for it.

  • Steve_J

    She had control of $42 million and still came up $400 thousand short. What made the voters of Mass. think she was the type of person who should have access to taxpayers money?

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      She’s a D, that’s all they care about.

  • $23629333

    I guess – after you’ve sent Chappaquiddick Kennedy to Capitol Hill – you can send anyone.

  • MoxieLouise

    I just figured how much pizza my husband and I have ordered over 43 years of marriage. She could have supplied 179 couples with pizza for 43 years with $400,000. Oh well, what’s more important…surviving or campaigning?

  • EOD

    Debt? How can that be?

    Dominos and Starbucks don’t take Food Stamps?

  • APW

    Winning an election, no matter the cost.

  • HARP2

    What happened to Papa John`s 2 million free pizzas ?

    • GaryTheBrave

      Well, it was Papa’s price increase due to Obamacare that caused the campaign debt.

  • http://twitter.com/Daisy761 Daisy76

    The level of incompetence in O’s administration is widespread and well-known. Warren will fit right in. I won’t be surprised if she becomes chairwoman of budget. After all, we elected a president who can’t do math to preside over this catastrophic economy.

  • http://www.nra.org/ Blackheart_Six

    Just 400k? Not bad for a progressive liberal twit.
    Please King Obama, hurry up and ruin the country!

  • Gallatin

    I wonder if it was Papa John’s pizza?

  • JimmyNeutron

    Ok guys, I’m at the same twitter ID as here, except it is jimmyneutron1969 – same avatar and everything. I posted some questions to Fauxcahontas’ twitter page a couple weeks ago but never got a response. Will do so now, but maybe you guys could help me out a little? Thanks in advance.

  • MarcoAurelius

    Pizza is heap good.

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    SpittingBuffaloChips may get her donations— in fact, she probably will— and a lot more than she’s asked for, too – there are a lot of sheep here.

    But you can be certain her creditors won’t see a penny of it… Squaw SpittingBuffaloChips has a lifestyle to live up to!

    • RightThinking1

      Yeah. You can see my comment above regarding the debts owed by the Dem Convention host committee. They will never be paid off…

  • Herman LaClair

    42 mil doesn’t cover coffee and pizza?? how friggin gullible are these donors and how can i get a hold of them?

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    Say, Massachusetts, you voted for this chick, so fork over some moola….or are you just too GREEDY to help??

  • People Corporation

    The average cost to run for Senate is 6.4 mil. She had to spend 42 mil and still ended up in debt.

    For 25 mil you could get a ham sandwich with a felony conviction elected. Just saying.

  • People Corporation

    The average cost to run for Senate is 6.4 mil. She had to spend 42 mil and still ended up in debt.

    For 25 mil you could get a ham sandwich with a felony conviction elected. Just saying.

  • Let’em Crash

    Red Dawn (2012) should pay up for using her campaign speeches after the communists took over.

  • http://twitter.com/JLG1956 Jerome Goolsby

    I still can’t believe the voters of Massachusetts screwed the rest of us blind by putting this crazed psychotic lying carpet-bagger Moonbat in the US Senate.

  • $21367552

    Your impotent mewling and puking does not change the fact that she won, and your candidate with his war whooping and tomahawk chopping lost. Get over it, losers.

    • RightThinking1

      The Left are constantly crowing about ‘winning’, as though that magically equates to the well-being of the Republic.
      I am sure the Visigoths celebrated the sacking of Rome, never mind that the Dark Ages followed. The barbarians are inside the gates.

      • Grandma HeadInjury

        Very. Well. Said.

      • Grandma HeadInjury

        Very. Well. Said.

      • $21367552

        Well wow, yes because winning a democratic election is totes the equivalent of sacking Rome, you convinced me so handily, sir.

        • Grandma HeadInjury

          “totes the equivalent”? What the hell did he just say?

        • RightThinking1

          Diakonon,
          I attempt to convince no one of anything. I merely point out that hordes of ignorant people can destroy a civilized society.

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      @diakonon:
      To whom are you referring?

      I had no desire for a sheepskin wolf to win. I am actually encouraged that “a snake in its proper skin” won.

      This win, and the others like it, effectively tells honest people how much work needs to be done.

      That someone who flouts the laws on behalf of her own interests that she requires the enforcement of against the interests of everyone else speaks volumes and wouldn’t have happened even a decade ago.

      No one pushed Chappaquidick into the public’s sight— the Progressive-Republicans and DumperCrats joined arms to suppress it. That allowed the public to close their eyes and pretend that Teddy was a human.

      This they did with eyes-wide-open. We now know that the people in MA are, for the most part, corrupt and evil.

      Yes, evil. There’s not another word for someone who uses guns to intimidate, plunder and steal.

      Tell, if the “Progressive” viewpoint has so much to offer, why must it be instituted by way of deception and force?

      • $21367552

        In English please? Sorry I don’t speak crazy. And maybe try actually calling people and groups by their proper names not by your own nonsensical code-words comprehensible only to your fellow crazies.

        As for the only part of your post that was slightly comprehensible, of course whether we are talking crime, divorce, abortion, teen pregnancy, high school drop out rates, unemployment rates or pretty much any quantitative measure of well-being I’m sure you’d find the evil and corrupt folks in MA are doing a lot better than the righteous folks Lower Slobovia or whatever den of godliness from which you are churning out your delightful prose, Grumpus.

        • Grandma HeadInjury

          Translation: “Blah blah blah poorly worded insults blah blah misused vocabulary blah blah.”

          Seriously, Diane, if you are going to try to insult one of us based on writing prowess, you might want to write effectively in the process….

        • Grumpa Grumpus

          Sorry you have such a hard time with English.

          But we knew that from your previous posts…

          If it helps, perhaps we can find a common language which will be easier for you—

          I speak Tagalog, a couple of dialects of Chinese, (well, to be honest, I speak Mandarin but I can puzzle out some others…), enough Korean to get by — I picked that up by osmosis… Sorry! let me put it in terms within your vocabulary range: I picked Korean up by “marinating” in it a few years— I can puzzle out German if I have to…

          There’s more, but let’s try to find some common ground with that first. I don’t believe in casting information in front of trolls.

          I am actually staying in a son’s house near Pittsfield, MA. Sometimes before my health failed we’d go visit the Llama Farmer (rancher?) on Lander Road, near October Mountain State Park.

          Want a photo? Tell me how to put it up annon. and I’ll send you as many as you’d like. I have some nice ones of me feeding the Llamas (except the mottled colored one… I could never make friends with him).

          I’m not going to open my family up to the crap you Progressives do to the families that of people you disagree with, so no data that could identify them. Me, in 3-4 months I’ll care less.

          So, I’ve offered to put up, you match it or are you just a troll?

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      @diakonon:
      To whom are you referring?

      I had no desire for a sheepskin wolf to win. I am actually encouraged that “a snake in its proper skin” won.

      This win, and the others like it, effectively tells honest people how much work needs to be done.

      That someone who flouts the laws on behalf of her own interests that she requires the enforcement of against the interests of everyone else speaks volumes and wouldn’t have happened even a decade ago.

      No one pushed Chappaquidick into the public’s sight— the Progressive-Republicans and DumperCrats joined arms to suppress it. That allowed the public to close their eyes and pretend that Teddy was a human.

      This they did with eyes-wide-open. We now know that the people in MA are, for the most part, corrupt and evil.

      Yes, evil. There’s not another word for someone who uses guns to intimidate, plunder and steal.

      Tell, if the “Progressive” viewpoint has so much to offer, why must it be instituted by way of deception and force?

  • RightThinking1

    Well, buying votes is…, you know…., expensive. Meanwhile, down in Charlotte, the DNC Host committee is about to stiff everyone involved, except the the Dem politicians. $12.5 million short on money to pay for the convention.

    http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2012/10/18/3603482/dnc-host-committee-came-up-125.html

  • http://www.facebook.com/jim.marcrum1 Jim Marcrum

    You have to feed them if you expect them to vote over and over again.

  • http://www.righthook38.com righthook38

    Hey, they got what they asked for. They’d better get used to it…

  • http://www.righthook38.com righthook38

    Hey, they got what they asked for. They’d better get used to it…