Class envy: Sign us up for these #UofObamaCourses

A big part of President Obama’s campaign was his promise to make college more affordable. We haven’t seen much action on that front yet, but we certainly hope he trains his laser focus on that promise in his second term: #UofObamaCourses is trending, and we can’t wait to sign up for all of these great classes.

Keep the suggestions coming — we promise not to ask for your transcripts.

  • Bob Cordon

    Socialist Economics 101

  • BeyondPolls

    Population Control 101

    Abortion 101: Why We Need Abortion on Demand

    Abortion 201: Learning to Accept Infanticide

    Modern Day Racism

    A Study on Marriage Evolution

    Wealth Redistribution 101

    History of the Polish Death Camps

    Government 101: Why You Didn’t Build That

    Government 201: Why Stronger and Larger Government is Better

  • WisconsinPatriot

    Geography: an advanced study of the 57 states.

    • TugboatPhil

      And the follow up course – Hawaii and the rest of Asia.

    • TexSizzle

      60 – the 57 he visited, the 1 he had left to visit, and the 2 he was not going to visit.

  • Ariadnea

    Detroit & California 101
    Bankruptcy in Steroids 101
    Economic Dumbology & Idiocy 101
    Parasitic Existence 101
    Perpetual Infanticephalus – Basic Liberal Disease of the Mind
    Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Economics
    Cliff Diving Financial Management 101
    Weedology Economics
    Political Baconology
    Progressive & Socialist Cronylogy
    Science of Envy

  • WisconsinPatriot

    Advanced evasive transcriptology 301. Ethical discussions of avoidance and deception.

  • John Smith

    As usual, the selection is lame, missed most of the hilarious ones, and was selected from certain people that your crew follows. There are dozens of absolutely hilarious ones that you missed.

    • FIRE THEM ALL- 2014

      First time I have been selected but it got retweeted several times, I suspect that might have something to do with selections. May be wrong, but at any rate we can see them all on twitter at the #

  • my preciousss!!

    Political Science 101 – Multiple Voting

  • my preciousss!!

    textbook for #UofObamaCourses: Dreams of My Father

  • my preciousss!!

    Sociology 1: I, Barack – a study of ….. me

  • yviemarie88

    Inside Elections: How to come out the winner when you really weren’t.

  • Lord Foggybottom

    Advanced Blunt Rolling
    101 Ways to Bake a Dog
    Advanced Excuses
    Underwater Blame Weaving
    Borrow, Spend and Borrow: A Primer in Fucking Shit Up

    • my preciousss!!

      “101 Ways to Bake a Dog” …LOL!

  • orringtonmom (D)

    US Geography: These Great 57 States
    Engineering: How to Build it but Not Really

    and from the Foreign Language Dept: 101 Ways to pronounce “Taliban”

    • TexSizzle

      And the 3 not-so-great?

  • Tabitha

    LOL This was too funny! The other one tonight is #ProgressiveChristmasCarols – also hysterical! I got to laughing so hard I was crying.. Then I got to crying so hard because liberals really are so pathetic it’s soooo sad… Didn’t last long tho cause these hashtags are so hilarious I was back to laughing! 😉

  • リー

    Political Science 101: How to make more gaffes than Dan Quayle and get away with it

  • ratizbad

    The first week of class is how to sell Automatic guns to Mexican drug dealers without a permit.
    Second week of class,how to lie and not get caught.
    Third week of class involves voter fraud to get the votes.
    Fourth week Repeat first week.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    – American History 99: A Remedial Study of America’s Founding for Non-Citizens.
    – Economics 91: A Remedial Study of America’s Capitalistic Origins.
    – History of American Presidency 89: A Retard’s Review of the Basic Responsibilities of the Chief Executive.

  • TexSizzle

    Home Economics – How to Wok Your Dog

  • Josephine (D)

    Abortion 101: Denying Science

    Lady Parts 101: Why Women Absolutely Cannot Live Without Birth Control

    Anti-Christianity Studies

    How To Live With the Government

  • nc

    Beginning Propaganda
    Intermediate Propaganda
    Advanced Propaganda

  • BeeKaaay

    Marxism 101, 102, 103, 104…..501,502,503,

    including courses on cultural Marxism

  • aPLWBinAK

    “Useful idiots 101…how to get the most out of yours”

  • BeeKaaay

    ECON 101: How to kill jobs.

  • DrSamHerman

    Clinging Bitterly to Socialism.

  • TundraThunder

    Forcing Your Will on Others: 6th floor (looking down on the masses)

  • Peyton

    Oh these are cracking me up.

  • Daisy76

    Hope and Change Sloganeering: How to Sound and Look Like You Mean It

    Campaign 101: Defame, Lie, and Steal Votes on the Way to the White House

    Demographics Management: How to Keep the Dependent Class Perpetually Dependent

    Narcissism 101: The Politics of ME

  • doc255

    Phys Ed 101: Strong-arming your opponent. How to get the 1% to donate billions of dollars to you while simultaneously trashing them.

  • BeeKaaay

    English 101: How to make sure English is not the country’s official language.

  • BeeKaaay

    Racism 101: How to implement racist policies and successfully blame the racism on your opponents.

  • MaMcGriz

    Jive 101. ( Shuck ‘n’ 101 prerequisite. Proof of passing grade/transcript not required.)