Really? Eva Longoria to co-chair Obama’s inaugural committee; Creepy Jim Messina to chair parade

Are you ready for the creepiest inaugural parade evah? Obama campaign manager Jim Messina has been tapped to serve as chairman. We’re pretty sure he delivered his signature spastic air-punch when he got the news.

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Messina SMASH!

But that’s not the only brilliant pick for the inaugural team. Vulgar tweeter and conservative-bashing femme-a-gogue Eva Longoria will co-chair the inaugural committee.

Is she just delusional? Sadly, no. It’s been confirmed by the official @ObamaInaugural Twitter account.

And if that’s not enough, lying liar Stephanie Cutter will chair the board of directors.

Inauguration Day should be truly Historic™.

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