Really? Eva Longoria to co-chair Obama's inaugural committee; Creepy Jim Messina to chair parade

Are you ready for the creepiest inaugural parade evah? Obama campaign manager Jim Messina has been tapped to serve as chairman. We’re pretty sure he delivered his signature spastic air-punch when he got the news.

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Messina SMASH!

But that’s not the only brilliant pick for the inaugural team. Vulgar tweeter and conservative-bashing femme-a-gogue Eva Longoria will co-chair the inaugural committee.

Is she just delusional? Sadly, no. It’s been confirmed by the official @ObamaInaugural Twitter account.

And if that’s not enough, lying liar Stephanie Cutter will chair the board of directors.

Inauguration Day should be truly Historic™.

  • TwitWit

    I don’t have words that express the disgust, that won’t trigger some ss monitoring.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      I am so burned out this year on using the words Shameless, Appalling, and Unbelievable talking about this administration.

      • Joseph Phillips

        Dear Ice Cold Troll – I apologize! I think I got you mixed up with a real tool on here who has been stalking me around this site and my websites. I can’t find the little tit-for-tat we had earlier, but I read your email and realized you aren’t the moron I suspected. He has “troll” in his name too and I ASSumed it was him. Anyway – good day, sir.

      • Joseph Phillips

        Dear Ice Cold Troll – I apologize! I think I got you mixed up with a real tool on here who has been stalking me around this site and my websites. I can’t find the little tit-for-tat we had earlier, but I read your email and realized you aren’t the moron I suspected. He has “troll” in his name too and I ASSumed it was him. Anyway – good day, sir.

      • conservativechick

        My word of the year has been PATHETIC and it still applies.

      • conservativechick

        My word of the year has been PATHETIC and it still applies.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      I am so burned out this year on using the words Shameless, Appalling, and Unbelievable talking about this administration.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Messina heading the parade committee? I’m betting there will be many windowless, white vans with “Free Candy” signs on the side. Probably a clown contingent from the Chicago Democrat Party.

  • Joseph Phillips

    Is the theme of this parade “People Who Hate America?”

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      And a category on Jeopardy, too!
      “For one hundred dollars, the answer is: Michael Moore!”

      • Catchance

        Oh, awesome! Best comment yet!

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      And a category on Jeopardy, too!
      “For one hundred dollars, the answer is: Michael Moore!”

    • conservativechick

      http://www.muckety.com/James-A-Messina/165642.muckety Here’s his inner cirlce of haters.

    • conservativechick

      http://www.muckety.com/James-A-Messina/165642.muckety Here’s his inner cirlce of haters.

  • Seewetoldu

    Who is going to pay for this parade..?? Discusting

    • conservativechick

      Here’s a good one.. Obama has decided to take PRIVATE CORPORATIONS’ EVIL money! hahaha Wonder if he will hit up Bain?

    • conservativechick

      Here’s a good one.. Obama has decided to take PRIVATE CORPORATIONS’ EVIL money! hahaha Wonder if he will hit up Bain?

  • coreopsis has set in

    “Mommy, is that Big Bird in the parade next to Creepy Jimmy?”
    “No, honey, that’s Timmy the Golden Goose. Now eat your peas.”

  • TMZ2

    I can’t wait for the protest to be held on inauguration day.

  • disqus_9mDRlT1xSA

    Jim Messina=The Mother of all Useful Idiots.

  • Catherine1102

    Most people don’t know that the March for Life will take place on Jan. 25 in Wash. D.C. Please pray for us.

  • Catchance

    So, who’s got the honor of holding up the train of his cloak?