Coming soon to your nonsectarian holiday tree: #LiberalChristmasPresents

‘Tis the season for nondescript winter gifts, and in the spirit of the solstice, conservatives are helping our liberal friends pick the perfect ideologically compatible gift. So, whether you have a Festivus Pole or a sustainably farmed ChrismaHanuKwanzaaKah Shrub, #LiberalChristmasPresents can help you find a present that the liberal in your life will treasure for a lifetime.

We hope that our left-wing readers found this list helpful in making this nonsectarian season joyful. Conservatives, these could make 2012 a nonreligious holiday to remember for that special socialist in your life. You know, like that annoying dude at the office who’s always busting on you about socialized medicine or the Israeli “apartheid state.” Just sayin’.

  • my preciousss!!

    condoms with Fluke’s photo on them, made in china

    • Shawn Smith

      While that would prevent unintended pregnancy or the spread of STDs, I’m pretty sure that’s mostly because the little guy would immediately deflate on seeing her.

      • my preciousss!!


  • Andrea Blachford


    • Herman LaClair

      clever wordplay.

  • GTJessop

    WooHoo! Finally made it on Twitchy!!

    • mdtljt

      Congrats!!! Maybe I’ll get one of those MadCow Chia Pets for a dear socialist friend of mine…oh, wait…she doesn’t celebrate Christmas…HER LOSS!!! Have a Very Merry Christmas!!!

      • TomJB

        I bet she takes the day off from work anyhow

  • my preciousss!!

    free 1-hr tour of the “physical” cliff

  • Scott

    Barak commemorative money because you won’t have your own money to spend much longer.

  • Finrod Felagund

    $3 bills with Barack Obama on them.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Bill Clinton had the $3. Obama’s got the $16,000,000,000,000 bill.

  • detroit19

    Hung a moth eaten-can’t afford a new one-stocking on the fireplace asking for donations for hubby’s medical bills-turns out we can’t keep our insurance/doctor, a GIANT IOU for kids’ student loan debt and a request for Ramen noodles, which we will be eating in perpetuity. Merry Obama Christmas…pfffft!

  • GW

    “Where’s Julia?” board game
    Light Reading: The Unabridged Affordable Care Act
    Food Stamps
    An mp3 player with all of the One’s speeches on it (A gift fit for royalty)
    Tax-payer shaped pinata

    • WingedBishop

      The speeches come pre-loaded on the Obamaphone that he flies from house to house and climbs down chimneys to deliver.

  • 13strigoi

    Perhaps they need a reminder that it will be Uncle Joe’s lap they need to sit on to get their *ahem* yule log.

  • Herman LaClair

    “Operation”, only this comes with everything you need to perform an operation on yourself (the only way you’re going to get one under Obamacare).

  • walterc

    Am I too late to buy up some of those Solyndra glass tubes from the solar panels? They’d make great bongs for my liberal friends and relatives living in Colorado and Washington State.