JENGA Constitution Edition #LiberalChristmasPresents
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(@Mattphilbin) December 07, 2012‘Tis the season for nondescript winter gifts, and in the spirit of the solstice, conservatives are helping our liberal friends pick the perfect ideologically compatible gift. So, whether you have a Festivus Pole or a sustainably farmed ChrismaHanuKwanzaaKah Shrub, #LiberalChristmasPresents can help you find a present that the liberal in your life will treasure for a lifetime.
No limit credit card, bill forwarded to great grandchildren.—
SmokeEater (@SmokeEater1978) December 07, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents a Bon fire of 24+ oz soda cups and dessert recipe cards and cookbooks.—
Wanda Woman (@alphaMOMster) December 07, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Can't be coal in a stocking since they are shutting down coal…I guess it would be a stocking full of Algae Fuel—
Graham (@PoofImGraham) December 07, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Cradle to Grave. The newest government sponsored board game—
Craig Bowden (@CraigBowden2020) December 07, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents 1 yr gift enrollment to PETA'S new Tofu of the Month club—
Deborah (@Berrygirl82) December 07, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Obama's new book, "How to say AHHHHHH a thousand ways and sound intelligent"—
Rebel with a Job (@8MilesUp) December 07, 2012
Permission from Al Sharpton & JesseJackson 2 be racist towards black conservatives. Then again, that's everyday.—
Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) December 07, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents
Monogramed Biden Sippy Cup—
Leyla (@LeylaGOP) December 07, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents An automatic weapon from Eric Holder's-Fast & Furious Collection® catalogue! #RememberBrianTerry #ImprisionHolder—
Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) December 07, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Rachel Maddow Chia Pet—
GTJessop (@murgatr0id) December 06, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents Sand snorkels. A must have! (How else do they live w their heads are buried in the ground?) http://t.co/RV2QdlRO—
(@Lurabyss) December 07, 2012
#LiberalChristmasPresents A big Carbon Tax on the lump of Coal in their Christmas stocking! Who needs electricity when you live in the dark?—
Buck (@IH8Commies) December 07, 2012
A free month of birth control! It's called Get Your Fluke On! #LiberalChristmasPresents—
Alberto Pardo (@BestSocialPrgrm) December 06, 2012
We hope that our left-wing readers found this list helpful in making this nonsectarian season joyful. Conservatives, these could make 2012 a nonreligious holiday to remember for that special socialist in your life. You know, like that annoying dude at the office who’s always busting on you about socialized medicine or the Israeli “apartheid state.” Just sayin’.