Sandra Fluke auction closed down, ‘disturbingly high number of harassing responses’ cited

Sold! The auction for an intimate strategy session with Sandra Fluke has ended, with a winning bid of $400. We suppose that seems like a respectable amount, but it looks like conservatives anxious to engage with Time’s “Person of the Year” nominee off script were responsible for driving up the price. Breitbart’s Dana Loesch is calling foul, saying that Women, Action and the Media, the group sponsoring the auction, closed it down early to keep a conservative from winning.

While the auction was scheduled to end Dec. 5, WAM closed it down early, citing a number of “harassing responses.”

NOTE: We had a wonderful opportunity to make Sandra Fluke available for a consulting session with the highest bidder in this auction, but unfortunately, due to a disturbingly high number of harassing responses to this item, we have decided to close the auction two days early.  We congratulate the winning bidder, and we apologize to those who share our enthusiasm to collaborate with Sandra and expected an opportunity to continue bidding on this auction item.

Ah, what could have been. Is there a consolation prize, at least?

  • Josephine (D)

    She probably was afraid of a conservative winning it, and having to actually debate someone.

    • ricci

      so basically a conservative sitting with another empty chair

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        No, just an empty head.

  • JD

    32 years old…still in school…still wants others to take care of her…You’ve come a long way baby! Time to grow up now…

  • Bigeddie173

    I think they were embarrassed about how little interest she was receiving. She is beyond her 15 minutes of fame. She now owes us.

    • JamestheFin

      Nope, Fluke will do what all attention seeking women have done when their 15 minutes are up-pose in Playboy. With the help of a fair bit of photo-shopping and a whole lot of Feminist rationalization she’ll pose. I’ll put money on it right now.

      Edit: I didn’t state it was a good thing, I’ve just accepted that’s what Fluke will do. The fun part will be watching the Feminists who normally hate “misogynistic” publications like Playboy rationalize Fluke’s expose.

      • SineWaveII

        naww she didn’t go to Georgetown for that. She’ll pick a nice safe blue dem district somewhere in the US and run for Congress. That way a nice dem can retire without worrying about losing their seat to a repub.
        The usual dem strategy is for the dem to get re-elected then announce their retirement. By then Sandra will have moved into their state. Then she’ll be appointed to fill the position. Then next election she’ll run as the “incumbent” even though she was never elected. That’s how they keep house seats “in the family”.

        • Guest

          The only thing “blue” she will get close to will be the dress she wears, ala Monica Lewinski.

        • putthehammerdown

          Lisa Brown the State Rep here in Michigan that was censured for repeatedly yelling “Vagina !!” in the gallery has been elected Oakland County Clerk starting in 2013.
          Still waiting for her (e)mission statement…..Think she’ll have her Gi-Gi in there somewhere, too?
          Can’t wait to see the new county seal……………

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      • TomJB

        Ill have to buy some shares of Adobe. Photoshop will have to make some huge advances to pull that one off.

      • Russ Rogers

        How much money are you willing to put on that bet? And how do we have to wait before you have to pay up? One year? Two? Five?

      • Pablo

        I doubt Playboy is interested in her. I know I’m not.

        • lainer51

          yea, with a wide angle lens.

  • Scott

    $400.00? Even the left wing loonies didn’t want her enough to fight too hard for her so they cancelled instead!

    • justntime2

      No. You don’t understand… She is going to pay for someone to talk to her for an hour. It’s so lonely at the top, I guess.

      • SineWaveII

        Isn’t that kinda like Marilu Henner in “Rustler’s Rhapsody”? (At the risk of showing my age …I wonder if anybody will know what I’m talking about?)

        • Grumpa Grumpus

          I’m older than you, and while I do know who Henner is, what’s a “Rustler’s Rhapsody”?

          Sounds like something from a “horse opera” or a “spaghetti western”.

          Or maybe “The Guns of Will Sonnet”, or Branded, or perhaps a scene from a Duke movie? I don’t know if you’re putting two things together from different times or what.

          Yeah, I could look it up, but that would be cheating— and besides, I’d have to leave the Twitchy Droid app to do it… and honestly I’ll feeling lazy.

          You don’t really need to answer if it would be lengthy— just wanted to make sure I got to say:

          Good to talk at you, Sine! I’ve always enjoyed what back & forth we’ve had. It’s been too little for my taste, you’re interesting.

          • SineWaveII

            You’re really close Grumpa. It was a movie from the 1980s that was a parody of those kinds of movies that you mentioned. It was a comedy. The joke was that Marilu Henner played a prostitute who only talked to people (people in the old west didn’t actually have “sex” per the old westerns) but she charged them a fortune for it, and yet people were willing to pay it. Everybody was wondering what she had to say that people would pay that much to hear it.
            And thank you Grumpa I’m glad you’re enjoying my posts. Feel free to respond to me anytime. :–)

          • Grumpa Grumpus

            You’re welcome!
            Thank you for the answer! I’m going to have the kids look for it on rental for me!

            Unfortunately, in a sudden rush, but wanted to acknowledge your kind response!

            Until next conversation, my best to you & yours!

          • SineWaveII

            You’re welcome and thank you again.
            My best to you and yours as well. Take care.

  • Steve_J

    They can dish it out but can’t take it. That has to be a bitter pill to swallow.

    • HannahJK

      If she can’t take the heat she needs to stay in the kitchen.

    • putthehammerdown

      She will not **swallow**.
      **That** is the reason for all the birth control she requires……..

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    Obviously, Sandra Fluke is much more experienced in giving her “time” away for free…

    • BeyondPolls

      Everyone deserves free time from her. It’s a right.

  • HannahJK

    Auctioning or pimping? There was an inappropriate aspect to the whole thing.

    • louisiana_mom

      There is “an inappropriate aspect” to everything about Sandra Fluke… jus’ sayin’

  • moonsbreath

    I think the auction was stopped because it was Fluke bidding on herself.

    However, at $400 that would buy her a little over five month’s worth of birth control pills. Back to pimping herself.

    • SineWaveII

      I think it was stopped when they realized all of the bids were coming from “HornyBillFrom Chappaqua”

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        Are you sure it wasn’t “JanetFromAZ”?

        • putthehammerdown

          “@JanetRenoPartiesHard. ” ?

          “@WeinerSeeksAnother” ?
          “@CiaGuySpiesYou” ??

  • Guest

    According to Craigslist, $400 for an hour is about the going rate. Good luck in your new career, Ms. Fluke. Now we know why you need all that BC.

    • SineWaveII

      Rush Limbaugh said it best.

  • SineWaveII

    Hey I would pay for an hour with IowaHawk. It would be entertaining and I would probably learn something.

    • TwitWit

      Me too! Start the bidding!!

  • Rosie

    What is she afraid of? If she truly believes what she preaches, there’s no reason for her to be intimated by a conservative. Needless to say, the cancellation of the auction says a lot.

    • Russ Rogers

      Sandra Fluke didn’t cancel the auction. Neither did the Women, Action and the Media. It was BiddingForGood, the auction site, that canceled it. The site was getting trolled by nimrods, probably leaving fake bids and “gumming up the works” in general. At a certain point, there was diminishing return for BiddingForGood from that, since they are only making a small percentage (a service fee) from the $400 donated.

      • Grumpa Grumpus

        @Russ Rogers:
        Trolls… driving a charity auction item up in a bidding war…


        So, increasing the amount of money a charity makes on a bid for an hour meeting with a useless person.

        How heartless!

        You know, they used to have to have a shill to do that.

        And that’s illegal.

  • McCabe

    Only $400? That looks like a fail to me.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      I know, didn’t the Columbian prostitute charge the SS that much for ‘services rendered’?

      • TomJB

        IIRC, she was 2x that at least. But in comparison a bargain at 100x the looks

    • Russ Rogers

      $400 for an hour long phone call seems like a fail? And they ended the auction early, because the Auction site was getting trolled by nimrods. Generally bidding jumps on the final day of an auction. Seriously. How much money would Sandra Fluke have to raise for this not to be a “Fail” for you? $500? $1000? How much do YOU make an hour that $400 seems like a “fail’?

      • shimauma

        LOLS you just made the point about pimping out the libturd college slut; the rest of us do honest work for a day’s wage while fluke just mouths a socialist talking point about contraception to the satisfaction of her libturd masters. Do you think they pay for her cab fare at least?

      • shimauma

        LOLS you just made the point about pimping out the libturd college slut; the rest of us do honest work for a day’s wage while fluke just mouths a socialist talking point about contraception to the satisfaction of her libturd masters. Do you think they pay for her cab fare at least?

  • Finrod Felagund

    Awww, poor thing. When liberals harass Rush Limbaugh’s advertisers it’s ‘freedom of speech’, when conservatives try to get a straight answer from Fluke where she doesn’t have a script she can stick to, it’s ‘harassment’.

    Liberals always have two standards: one for them, and a completely different one for everyone else.

  • Jack Deth

    Does the winner leave the $400 on top of the bureau after the ‘talk’ is over?

  • Russ Rogers

    Maybe Dana Loesch should make an open offer to donate $1000 to Women, Action and the Media if Ms. Fluke would grant her an hour of her time.

    I don’t think the decision to shut down the auction was made by Sandra Fluke OR Women, Action and the Media. I think the decision came from the Auction Web-Site, BiddingForGood, because it got tired of having it’s auctions trolled. That’s a shame.

    • Pablo

      How do you troll an auction?

    • shimauma

      I think Dana knows her money would be wiser spent on a homeless guy that needs shoes than a libturd organization that just complains about getting a cut from the gub’mint.

    • shimauma

      I think Dana knows her money would be wiser spent on a homeless guy that needs shoes than a libturd organization that just complains about getting a cut from the gub’mint.

  • Steve_J

    I wonder what the bid would have been had the price not been driven up by Conservatives?

  • CombatDiver

    Damn, Dana is gorgeous.

  • LibLieExposer

    400 bucks for an hour with Fluke? Is that “hole sale” or “re-tail”?

  • Marcy Cook

    I’ll pay Sandra $400 just to shut up.

  • Streetiebird

    Well done. The rightwing has muddied the water on another women’s health front and continue to falsely label Sandra as a slut asking for free govt condoms. Now if you can just destroy Planned Parenthood then they won’t be able to get cancer screenings either! It’s working!!!

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      Howdy doubleX.
      And PeePee still doesn’t do cancer screening.

      Never did, never will.

      Even they admit that, so if you contend they do (you will), they are doing something their head office hasn’t authorized.

      In most industries, that frown on.

      • Streetiebird

        WRONG. They absolutely do cancer screenings. They do not provide mammograms but can help women connect with those resources as well. Keep believing the lies, it’s just easier that way.

      • patronanejo

        Grumpa Grumpus :

        And PeePee still doesn’t do cancer screening.

        Never did, never will.

        There is no crime in being uninformed–but to spread your ignorance so adamantly makes you an outright liar. You know that you have never bothered to find out the truth.

        Most of Planned Parenthood’s services — 71 percent — are for birth control and testing and treatment of sexually transmitted diseases. Abortions made up 3 percent of its services in 2010. Cancer screening accounted for about 15 percent.

        The government has long paid Planned Parenthood for services related to cancer and sexually transmitted diseases. The group gets federal and state money for breast cancer screening service through a program for poor and uninsured women.

        Most of Planned Parenthood’s clients are too young for breast cancer screening under most guidelines, although they are prime age for cervical cancer screening. About 80 percent are under 35.

    • Don8r

      With a name like Planned Parenthood, you just know their major purpose is cancer screenings.

      • Streetiebird

        Awwww :)

  • Jose Alatorre

    Do I have to supply the condoms ,or will she ?

  • putthehammerdown

    I wanted to win and pay her x-tra to see what all ‘her allure’ was about. She claimed to be using $3000 dollars of B C a year(?) and for what?
    Show me a little somthin’………You (non) sexy thang, you………..

  • Michael McElwrath

    If I HAD won this “intimate strategy session”, would I have had to pay for the birth control also??

  • Sandra Hopes

    Well that’s okay bye me, I wouldn’t give her two cents for her advice.


    I was considering placing a bid, but had second thoughts given the wording: “up to one hour…” I’d get one solid sarcastic question in, she’d bail, and technically she would have fulfilled her obligation. I did however submit a question about the auction: Are you serious? Needless to say, I received no response.