Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Senatehood? Ashley Judd mulls Senate run; does oppo research on herself; Update: How will her ‘psychological support dog’ play?

Oh, dear. As Twitchy reported, rumors have been swirling about an Ashley Judd run at something. Now, the rumors are focusing on a run for Senate in Kentucky against Sen. McConnell.

Just what we need! More lady parts peddling Julias. Sigh.

Indeed. On the plus side? Hilarity will surely ensue.

But, wait. This is frightening.

Oh, no. Would Kentucky possibly pull a Minnesota and vote her in?

Whew! So, let the Schadenfreude commence! More hilarious? Ms. Judd is evidently already doing opposition research. On herself.

But, whoops! She’s already “uncovered” quite a bit of herself.

And this Twitter users sums it up.

Ashley is getting her participation ribbon pat on the head from the Democrats.  Now, go make them all a sammich, toots!

Update: More oppo research she needs to do on herself. Submitted without comment, because we are too busy gasping with giggles.


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  • Guest

    The people of Kentucky cannot possibly so stupid as to vote her in!

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      The ones around the college towns can.

      • disqus_6dLo74rmrr

        She burned her bridges at Kentucky after sitting on the North Carolina side during a game. She won’t get any votes there.

    • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

      who would have ever thought that the likes of paris hilton would have her own tv show.

    • $24698634

      They were stupid enough to vote for Rand and Mitch, so why not?

      • MotherGoos3

        What’s wrong with Rand? I’d take him over my TN RINOs any day of the week.

      • Guest

        if you live in Kentucky I take back my words.

    • Lin Jarvis

      I think the majority of them voted for Obama. They would vote for anyone.

  • syvyn11

    Here’s the origin for this run. After the election, Ky-3 congressman John Yarmuth (who bills himself “Louisville’s favorite Liberal”) put forward that Judd should run against McConnell.

    Mr. Yarmuth (a millionaire who gave back money he got from the Bush Tax cuts one year, maybe more) knows if he were to run against McConnell, he would lose. Liberals might do well in Louisville, but down state? Not so much. People down state hate two things, liberals and people from Louisville.

    This is Yarmuth’s chance at a power play, a king maker. He’s been in Congress for six years (this being his fourth term) and all he is (and ever will be) just a rubber stamp for Obama/Pelosi.

  • moonsbreath

    I’m a woman and even I get sick of hearing nothing but *women’s issues.* I feel sorry for the people of Kentucky if she does run because that’s all they’ll be hearing.

  • Bad things coming

    Great, another nincompoop to ACT like an elected official who is supposed to represent the people. News flash to Ashley; it is really about Libya, not your labia.

  • kate_middleton

    Ha. If she does run, she’s got to be delusional. It would be pretty hilarious actually.

    The things she’s said about coal would surely play wonderfully with the great people of Kentucky: http://www.wbko.com/home/headlines/97210359.html


    I know Ashley’s Mom and she would NOT be happy with the idea. By the way, Franken won, Warren won; why not another silly lib winning? Very sad.

  • 2ifbyT

    This is too easy. If she runs, ask for her position on the Second Amendment. She won’t last in Kentucky. They are not fond of her there, even when she shows up at UK basketball games.

  • L R

    All it will take is an endorsement from Obama and she’s IN. Now that’s scary!

    • TheOriginalDonald

      No, an endorsement from Him AND Slick Willie and she’s toast

  • Gallatin

    This should be entertaining I hope she runs. Would it be sexist if someone asks her to talk about her “lady parts” specifically?

  • Joseph Phillips

    I won’t be surprised if she wins. I hope she doesn’t, but our nation worships Hollywood and it’s so easy to make fun of “old, white guys.” Nevermind, of course, that those old, white guys are smart, experienced, and know this isn’t a game.

  • Scarlett O Richardson

    I am from Kentucky ~ we are still laughing!!

  • Samh09

    Here comes the Judd! Here comes the Judd! Here comes the Judd!

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    McConnell brings his A game he’ll crush her.

    The democrats are doomed in 2014.

    Vote GOP!

    Out with Reid!

  • lainer51

    sounds great – just what we need, another clueless, brainless, empty chair Hollywood idiot telling us what to do…Hide your guns and your money – both will be confiscated before your eyes.

  • disqus_6dLo74rmrr

    Ashley Judd as a Senator? That dog won’t hunt! (Yes, pun intended).

  • Rodney Brungardt

    Why not? Minnesota elected Al Franken to the senate!!

  • disqus_ys7YLGvSbv

    She was in my sorority, and let me tell you, she is about as dumb as they come.But you know what, those lefties are dumb too so it wouldn’t surprise me if they elected her.

  • Lin Jarvis

    Judd suggests “regulating fertility” in the,Congo. What is “regulating fertility”. Who will be the regulators?