And cue the Royal baby parody account in 3, 2, 1...
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Jamie Boyle (@JamieSBoyle) December 03, 2012Twitter comedians are fast…
Follow me. You have no choice. I am the perfect vessel for meaningless fame, feeding off society's twin obsessions: cuteness and raw power—
The Royal Baby (@UnbornRoyal) December 03, 2012
So, which one of you would like exclusive rights to my first photo shoot? @CosmopolitanUk ? @hellomag ? @OK_Magazine ?—
Royal Baby (@IamRoyalBaby) December 03, 2012
HELLO WORLD: ALL SHALL KNEEL BEFORE ME.—
Royal Foetus (@RoyalFoetus) December 03, 2012
Like a moth attracted to light:
Any chance of the first interview @RoyalFoetus ?—
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 03, 2012
