Predictable quips ensue after Lindsay Lohan is arrested for punching a psychic

There are days that Twitchy has to look hard for content, and then there are the days that Lindsay Lohan is briefly out on bail or on probation:

Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan has been arrested after allegedly punching a blonde psychic at a New York nightclub in the early hours of Thursday morning.

The 26-year-old actress was at celebrity haunt Avenue in Manhattan’s trendy Meatpacking district, where she is believed to have punched Tiffany Eve Mitchell, 28, leaving her face bruised and swollen.

You don’t have to be  a psychic to know you’ll see variations of this repeated all day long.

The problem, of course is that the alleged victim, Tiffany Eve Mitchell is a psychic palm reader … Lohan showed her the wrong side of her hand.

Most tweeps have learned to take a Lohan arrest in stride, and have managed to work in a witty barb here and there.

And it looks Lohan’s day is just getting worse.

Maybe it’s time for LiLo to try decaf.

  • Frank DiSalle


    • Fire and Adjust!

      When you make your living through public acclaim, you are fair game for public rebuke

      • Frank DiSalle

        See CherDash’s comment…
        Seriously, she is trying to recover from substance abuse. I know people like to pile on celebrities, but it is difficult in the early days of sobriety, especially when you’re getting criticized by hundreds, if not thousands, of people you don’t even know, who think they know you…

        • MoxieLouise

          You’d think she’d have figured out by now the best place to recover from substance abuse is not in a New York nightclub…

    • CherDash

      Ha ha, @facebook-100001529412008:disqus, I get it, a take off of the Chris Crocker/Britney Spears meltdown video :-)

  • walterc

    A blond psychic? Oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one. What does she see, what happened yesterday?

  • radjahshelduck

    Lindsay Lohan was arrested last night for assault at a New York nightclub. So if you’re playing that drinking game where you chug a beer every time she gets into trouble, have at it. And if you’re playing that drinking game where you chug a beer every time you wonder why on earth she is permitted in New York night clubs or even allowed to leave her house after sundown, now is also the time to down one.

  • vino veritas

    This person @makhondlovu seems about as much a confused mess as lohan is.
    She’s your typical liberal race card playing obozo supporter yet her description includes: “strong believer in creating your own opportunities”. The blind ‘tweeting’ about the blind & pot meet kettle (of course, if I included the word black in that she would likely call me racist).

  • Stephanie Warren

    Bet she didn’t see that one coming. yukyukyuk

  • TheOriginalDonald

    I DON’T DRINK COFFEE-Lindsey “Twitchy” Lohan #hoodwinked

  • disqus_kBaoElBXir

    “I see you in a very small room…there are other people in this room…you’re all wearing orange clothing…”

  • TocksNedlog

    Good parenting always shows.