There are days that Twitchy has to look hard for content, and then there are the days that Lindsay Lohan is briefly out on bail or on probation:
Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan has been arrested after allegedly punching a blonde psychic at a New York nightclub in the early hours of Thursday morning.
The 26-year-old actress was at celebrity haunt Avenue in Manhattan’s trendy Meatpacking district, where she is believed to have punched Tiffany Eve Mitchell, 28, leaving her face bruised and swollen.
You don’t have to be a psychic to know you’ll see variations of this repeated all day long.
The problem, of course is that the alleged victim, Tiffany Eve Mitchell is a psychic palm reader … Lohan showed her the wrong side of her hand.
Most tweeps have learned to take a Lohan arrest in stride, and have managed to work in a witty barb here and there.
And it looks Lohan’s day is just getting worse.
Maybe it’s time for LiLo to try decaf.