Ah, enterprise! Costco employee who tried to upsell Biden tires is a hit

Yes! As Twitchy reported, Vice President Biden attended a Costco grand opening today. Dunce of the people! He noshed on free samples, checked out some kiddie books (reading is hard) and went looking for pie. Pie, whee! And, in a turn that took the wind out of any potential The Onion sails (can’t parody a self-parody), he turned down an attempt to upsell him tires.

He doesn’t need any stinkin’ tires, man! The employee who tried to do the selling, however, was a huge hit. Go, enterprise!


Indeed. Enterprising spirit? Costco employees built that.


Seriously. Kudos, Costco salesman!

  • $18912735

    “I don’t drive anymore” … my chauffeur’s car rolls smoothly on the bodies of peasants, thanks you, we don’t need no rubber. BTW I’m only in this place for a photo op, I’m not really here to buy any of this peasant crap.

    • J.N. Ashby

      Those peasants are in chains when it snows.

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

        Oh! Oh! Oh! I think that remark is . . . RAAAAAAAAAAACIST! You said “chains!

        • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo

          snow is white.
          thats the racist part.
          the chains were just the icing on the cake Biden lets us eat :)

    • conservativechick

      Oh, those evil 1% ers who never give to charity.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    I think the guy knows Biden doesn’t drive, but also knows that IF Biden were an Eskimo, he’d be the one to sell a refrigerator to.

    • Teresa Davis McCormick

      favorite comment ever!! thanks phil.

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        You are very welcome. Biden gets the credit. He makes them write themselves.

        • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo

          some where there is a you didn’t build that joke.
          I just can’t coax it out correctly :)

    • G.M.

      I live in Alaska and have to agree with the statement! Joe is the type of person to wear gloves indoors when the temperature reads high 90’s.

  • tredglx

    Kudos to the Costco employee that led Plugs to unflinchingly stumble into another of his elitist ‘I’m better than you are” moments for all the world to see.

  • LordLieutenant

    What a legend. I’ve a feeling that this isn’t over…

  • Michelle

    The snobbery in his elitist quip aside, I’m glad he doesn’t drive – with as brainless as this man is, can you just imagine the danger he’d be on the road?

  • Joseph Phillips

    Update! Turns out the salesman actually said “We’re tired of you.” Joe “Plugs” Biden heard “tired” and made the assumption.

  • Seewetoldu

    The Liberal party have been trying to sell America something it also didn’t want .Obama /Biden

    • Rena

      Too bad they bought it o.O

  • JettieG

    Remind me, how many accidents has Joe’s cavalcade been in this year?

  • http://www.facebook.com/hal.burton.737 Hal Burton

    The Hooked on Phonics tapes must be working. He’s a READER!