Hijack hilarity hijinks: The hashtag stops here? White House launches #My2K, fails. Again

No, really. The White House launched another pitiful hashtag campaign. The latest sad attempt is about extending the Bush tax cuts. Wait, what? We thought those were evil?

Whatever! He evolved.

Now with more class warfare and lies! Their earlier hashtag failures weren’t titanic enough, evidently.

Heh. #Dontdoublemyrate was a classic hijack, filled with comedy gold! Hey, White House, what’s the definition of insanity again? And, away they go, delusionally pimping yet another hashtag.

See? He’s totally sitting around your kitchen table! And he reads letters, in the form of tweets.

Pelosi gets in on the idiocy.

Fiscal cliff, shiscal cliff. President Obama starts hashtag games. New slogan: The Hash stops here.

Happy warriors aren’t buying it, and the mockery begins swiftly.

And, the hilarious hijacking begins.

Doug Benson gets in on the action.


Oh, it’s trending.

But not in the good way, White House.

Bless your heart!

And, a three-way tie for the win.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    idiot thinks it means 2K per month.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      He probably doesn’t even pay $2K a year as it is.

  • sunshineconnie

    My 2K means a whole lot of folks have to pay something and get out of the broken wagon. Obama TAX INCREASES!

  • precursor

    All the moochers who voted for Obama…now think Obama is going to give an extra $2,000. a month. Are they serious? People…you seriously need to READ….you aren’t going to get an extra $2,000 a month from Obama. Tell OBAMA..get his A$$ back to work….and stop dinking around on the computer….It’s time for Obama to put this country back to work…But we all know how much he hates businesses. He’d rather have the entire country on HIS MOOCHER VOUCHERS.

    Taxing anyone over $250,000 a year isn’t going to do it…Obama…You can tax them to death…and if you don’t quit your spending….the taxing isn’t going to matter. CAN YOU BE THAT STUPID??? Obama has become OBSESSED WITH RAISING TAXES.

    • torpedoman2002

      As the teen who just voted Obama rolls his/her eyes, put’s their iphone headphones back on and walks away rapping about women being ho’s

  • http://twitter.com/MoueLaMoue Moue La Moue (D)

    I’m far too poor now for you to take My2K, Preezy of the United Steezy. I wasn’t before, but I am now. Thanks for placing me in poverty. It’s been a peach! Really enjoy being further down toward the bottom of the barrel. /sarc.

  • Jack Deth

    With Obama. It’s all perception and what people THINKS he means.

    All those low and lower middle income people who voted Obama back in. In the hope that he would Help a Brother Out are in for a very rude awakening come late January of 2013.

    I also predict that there will be a LOT of people who will place survival over paying state and federal taxes.

    • http://www.facebook.com/steph.vt.9 Steph VT

      I agree with your points, Jack Deth, but it was not only low and lower middle income people who gave Obama four more years. There are plenty of high and upper middle income people who are that ignorant as well. Their rude awakening may be even more fun to watch. Those of us who didn’t vote for him will have to delight in that small bit of joy.

    • RightThinking1

      Wait until they start paying Obamacare taxes in 2014…, oh wait, most probably won’t pay.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    “What does $2,000 mean to you?” Well Mr. Preezy, before I answer, let me query you this…….. What does $2,000 mean to you and Michelle? A new cocktail dress for Michelle? A trip to the golf course? 41 seconds of flight time in AF1? 6% of a $35,000 plate at one of your fundraisers?

    Regardless of ANY answer I may give, me keeping $2,000 of MY OWN money is certain to mean much more to me than you can possibly appreciate…………..

    • wwbdinct

      Tweet that back to him!! Seriously.

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      I remember when The First Wookie wore hideous $2000 “designer sneakers” to a poverty-related function.

      Personally, I believe that the few glimpses I’ve had of her on television is what has started cataracts after 90yrs of no sign of them.

      I count myself exceedingly lucky the glimpses were both few and quick! Essentially it was before I could avert my eyes– I was caught off guard!

      I’m certain that if an autopsy’s done in February and the coroner cuts the eye there’ll be click as the lens-shaped stone falls to the autopsy table.

      I’m also pretty sure that if it I had had those glances in person rather than television I’d be of a more— hmmm… shall we say— stony countenance today.

      • http://www.cosmicgirl.net/ Cosmic Girl

        LOL…LOL…bwahaha…THE FIRST WOOKIE…LOL…heeheehaw!

      • Jason Hunt

        giggle…snuff…snort…the First Wookie…NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

      • torpedoman2002

        Sorry I’m going
        to have to steal your first wookie phrase and spread it far and wide. HAHAHHAHA!

  • K-Dubya

    Why not just bypass Congress with another executive order if it’s so important?

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Yes! He issues EOs like they were candy bars at Halloween, why not one for this? Oh yeah, he’d actually be accountable for something at that point.

  • Joseph Phillips

    Somebody tell the guy the campaign is over. He won. Now cut the crap and get to work.

    • rogueco

      Work instead of campaign? Ha! The Preezy hasn’t strung together a full 40-hour workweek in his life! the only work we’ll see from this guy in the next four years is him trying to lower his handicap.
      We’re going off the cliff, folks. Be prepared.

  • SpinMeNot

    #My2K means 60% of the increase of the increase to my yearly family deductible for health insurance; the policy that I got to keep … not so much.

    #My2K is approximately what I will pay in extra costs to replace my truck with the 5.6 liter V-8 due to the new EPA standards for fuel economy.

    #My2K is approximately what I will pay in increased food costs due to the soaring cost of energy

    #My2K is approximately what I will pay in increased capital gains taxes under ObamaCare if I need to take money out of my retirement accounts.

    Was I supposed to stop ? That was #My8K … sorry.

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    What these morons don’t understand is that even if they raise taxes on the ‘rich’ and keep the other cuts it will do them no good. The ones whose taxes are raised will not pay those taxes themselves. They will either cut costs, usually by cutting jobs, or by raising prices. Either way the middle class is the ones who end up paying for it.

  • AmandaJeff Day

    How do you WRITE an email?? I thought you TYPED an email. $2000 is a few dollars less than my wife’s take home pay for a MONTH and she’s a middle school teacher with a Master’s degree. Her health insurance already went up 20% and after all the other deductions, including 10% mandated retirement, she clears about $550 a week. I think we all know the POTU-POS is just posturing. He will steamroll ahead with tax increases on EVERYBODY


  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    Give My2K to the idiot who thinks he is getting 2K a month… he needs it to pay for a reading comprehension course.

  • moonsbreath

    The hashtag game! It’s always a game to the Dems.

  • http://granitegrok.com/author/mike Mike Rogers

    Does the white house tweet machine run Cobol?
    After all, it seems to have run into a (M)Y2K problem

  • http://twitter.com/KALKAM71 KALKAM

    Obama is such a filthy liar…he forgets that he already raised everyone’s taxes with Obamacare…

    • Gallatin

      $2000 won’t even pay for that.

  • AmandaJeff Day

    Is that a modern day picture of “The Last Supper?”

  • lillymckim

    FDR crushed the Nazi menace. Kennedy sent Americans to the moon. Obama started a Twitter hashtag game. #My2K— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) November 28, 2012

    Dear @whitehouse: May I suggest a more accurate hashtag for your #my2k propaganda campaign? How about #SeizeMy401k? #tcot #p2— Randy Herrmann (@Herrmann8er) November 27, 2012

    Well that’s interesting RT @politicalmath Every time a hummingbird flaps its wings, the gov’t spends #My2K (57times per second)— Bret Baier (@BretBaier) November 28, 2012

    #My2K The best of the best!

  • stuckinIL4now

    How ’bout the WH tweets to explain these:

    #my$2.6trillion – cost of the ObamuhScare/RobertsTax to taxpayers for first 10 years
    #my30million – number of uninsured under the ObamuhScare/RobertsTax
    #my$2,500 – reduction in flexible spending accounts
    #my47million&$80billion – # of Americans(?) on food stamps and the bill(ions) paid for it
    #my$1.4billion – the WH bill to American taxpayers for lavish spending in 2011
    #his106 and counting – golf rounds played by Obamuh

  • JM_in_WASH

    #MY2K, thanks BUSH. Wondering why the dems aren’t thanking Bush ….hypocrites

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    After following that hashtag for a bit it occured to me that probably 90% of the people saying what 2000 means to them probably don’t pay a penny in taxes anyway.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    $2k means nothing because you will have to use it to buy your government mandated Obamacare health insurance or pay the government penalty if you don’t.

    • Gunny2862

      No, it’s ANOTHER 2k hit that could have been used to pay a portion of my increased cost under Obamacare, not a sum that magically gets replaced as you infer in your statement – it’s additional money gone.

  • marcellucci

    Say it enough times and it starts sounding like #MyDookie…….
    More appropriate hashtag, actually…….

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      They can’t use that!

      It might morph into MyFirstWookie, and people wluld think it a reference to The First Wookie and cause ms obinger all manner of confusion!

  • lainer51

    does this guy EVER really work? Seems to be lots of playing golf, shooting hoops, sipping a Mai Tai, kissing a baby, hugging Bubba, laughing at Uncle Joe’s jokes, flying to HollowWood, appearing on Letterman’s show, posing for the paparazzi, schmoozing with Beyonce, getting advice from B. Affleck, tubing in Hawaii, dining on lobster, drinking beer, pow-wowing with faux-doctors, kibitzing with Chavez – to name a few….

  • Peyton

    #My2k or #My16T

  • NCRelite

    Great, we got a president that plays on the internet while Rome burns.

  • http://twitter.com/crazytas1 ricci

    after reading the tweets of those thinking it means 2k more a month for them all I can say is some people have the mentality of a retarded clam

    • Christian Orpinell

      Hahahaha this made my day.

  • http://twitter.com/CB_IA Cbfordz

    Congress just needs to let it go. Just vote present for the next two years and let those left wing assholes have their way. I would rather see USA hit rock bottom over the next two years than have it slowly trickle down there by kicking the can as this admin has done for the last 4 years. If it happens slow and steady, people don’t notice, it just becomes the ‘new normal’. Needs to be a hard and fast crash to wake up the zombies.

  • http://twitter.com/LAWsquawker LAWsquawker

    Next in line: #MyNotYour2K – When you want yours – but won’t let others have theirs!

  • AMR1960

    #Obama offers a 2 K payout if you embrace a 17,000,000,000 K Debt!

  • TheOriginalDonald

    coming in the fall 2013-a new game show-Who Wants To Win #My2K, hosted by #Regis

  • Delroy_Monjo

    Aaaahh, the irony….
    More taxes! As long as it’s the OTHER guy.

  • RightThinking1

    All very amusing. For 10 years or so, the tax cuts were ‘only for the rich’, now the Lefties are back paddling as hard as they can before the lower income income groups find out that they got a good deal under the cuts. Expect Obama to blame the tax increase on Bush…, or perhaps a video…., or Susan Rice…, tsunami…., the Tea Party…, anything but run amok entitlements.

  • rightofcntr

    OsHama is taking #My2k out of my pocket for gas and groceries every month.

  • Lin Jarvis

    If you disagree with obama economics, contact him using #stop the spending now.

  • Sheerie Knoll

    What does $2000 mean to me? It would mean I was employed. Still looking after 8months. Would really love a job.

  • Sheerie Knoll

    What does $2000 mean to me? It would mean I was employed. Still looking after 8months. Would really love a job.

  • Lin Jarvis

    Mr. President do your job. Negotiate.#stop spending now.

  • Lin Jarvis

    Mr. President do your job. Negotiate.#stop spending now.

  • Glenn Mayton

    It’s really simple. If obama said it ,I don’t believe it.

  • Glenn Mayton

    It’s really simple. If obama said it ,I don’t believe it.

  • http://twitter.com/ClinkinKY Chris Clinkinbeard

    Just think, if it was named #My100K the erudite tweeter above would have an extra $100,000.00 a month:)

  • http://twitter.com/ClinkinKY Chris Clinkinbeard

    Just think, if it was named #My100K the erudite tweeter above would have an extra $100,000.00 a month:)

  • Gaz Matic

    if obama said it was going to rain repubs would go without an umbrella and GET WET… if obama said that inhaling oxygen was good for you then repubs would hold their breath and suffocate… when obama said inflating your tires could save you gas they said it was stupid but now ford is charging customers for that very same thing… jeez… how stupid can repubs be? obama should just say guns for all or war on the world or drill baby drill. the world would be a much better place

  • Seewetoldu

    And people voted him in for another 4 years??? What????????????

  • Lin Jarvis

    Stop spending #trillions. #my2K can take care of itself.

  • Lin Jarvis

    Cut the budget. #stop spending. Get off #my2K.

  • Lin Jarvis

    Take your $50B stimulus, fold it four ways and stick it where the sun don’t shine.#my2K.

  • Lin Jarvis

    Stop spending #my2K.

  • BeeKaaay

    #2k: With Obamacare’s fines, penalities, and unfunded mandates, I lose more than 2K. In fact, I am likely to lose my job.

  • pk