These people really named their daughter hashtag?—
Fisch (@FischaPryce) November 27, 2012
Does it irk you when people hashtag every tweet for no apparent reason? The parents of an adorable newborn girl have reportedly taken hashtagging to another truly unfortunate level that will result in decades of therapy bills.
While it doesn’t appear to be a confirmed story (and we hope it’s not true), The Daily Dot reports that Hashtag Jameson was welcomed to the world on Saturday night and “weyed” in at 8 pounds.
"The proud mother posted ‘Hashtag Jameson was born at 10 oclock last nite. She weys 8pounds and i luv her so much!!!!!!’ [sic]"—
Rebecca Hooper (@rebeccahoop) November 27, 2012
I hope Hashtag Jameson gets a brother named Retweet—
Michael Roston (@michaelroston) November 26, 2012
Her mom, Look At Me Jameson, and dad, Attention Whore Jameson, must be so proud!
ugh…really u named ur baby hashtag?!? good lord u want attention…—
Casey B. Yandle III (@cyandle) November 27, 2012
There isn’t much that unites the Twitterverse, but this choice of names is something most Twitter users agree is a bad call.
Hashtag Jameson to unfollow mother in 18 years.—
Sam Knight (@samknight1) November 26, 2012
A couple just named their newborn baby daughter Hashtag…
So, not only do her parents obviously hate her, but so does everyone on Twitter.—
Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 27, 2012
We eagerly await the explanation for why Hashtag’s birth was announced on … Facebook.
Do us a favor: If you hear about anyone naming a kid #TeamUterati, keep us in the dark. We really don’t want to know.