Important alert from Bianca Jagger: Chemtrails are real, man, not a wild conspiracy theory

You can tell former model Bianca Jagger wants to be taken seriously and isn’t at all cuckoo — she even whipped out the all caps “ALERT,” the true mark of sanity and level-headed discourse.

With nary a raised Twitter eyebrow or skeptical disclaimer, Jagger shared a link to an article (Google’s cached copy here) claiming that a Swedish Green Party politician has “openly admitted” that toxic chemtrails are real. Not only that, the clouds of supposedly poisonous chemicals, viruses and toxic metals (really) are a joint project of the CIA, NSA and Swedish government to “modify atmospheric conditions.” And the website totally looks legit.

Not a wild conspiracy theory? Sure thing, Bianca. Tell us, what’s your take on the Illuminati’s weather manipulation via the Bilderberg-funded HAARP project? C’mon, brave truth-teller, don’t let the New World Order keep you down!

  • TwitWit

    She got the brain of Jagger. She got the brain of Jagger.
    She got the B-B-B-BRAAIIN of Jagger.

  • coreopsis has set in

    For all you chemtrail deniers, two words: “Surrender Dorothy”

  • http://www.facebook.com/rafael.penariosribero Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    ok im gonna need a fill in.

    IF this were true, and an evil cloud of toxic doom looms over sweden, what is the next step to get proffit out of it?

  • CombatDiver

    The real question is, ” can chemtrails be taxed? “

    • tredglx

      If Teddy the Swimmer was still alive, he’d be asking the same question.

  • DeBaliviere

    If chemtrails were real, Binaca would snort them.

    • tredglx

      If they were real, Amy Winehouse would have snorted them all already.

      (yes I know she’s no longer with us. I’m treating the subject with the respect it deserves)

      • TheOriginalDonald

        Snorting chemtrails is bad, MMMMMMMMMMMKAY-Len Bias

        (what is this, the Jim Rome website?)

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Can we all agree that there needs to a be an IQ test to get an internet account?

    • TocksNedlog

      What the hell fun would THAT be?

      • tredglx

        For real. It’d keep b a t – s h i t crazy libs off the boards, and then who would we have to smack down with fact?

  • tredglx

    If chemtrails are responsible for last winter’s weather, I say keep spraying all this winter as well.
    /obvious sarc

  • Jack Deth

    Bianca Jagger?

    Didn’t she used to be relevant fifty years ago?

    Chemtrails are this moronic generation’s hole in the Ozone layer. A whole lot of Nothing!

  • TocksNedlog

    Bianca KNOWS that chemtrails are real! She’s SEEN them!

    Uh, you know — on mirrors at parties . . . for, like, the past 40 years. Hey, everybody knows it, man!

  • http://ConservativeMom.net/ LoriGirl

    Tin foil is not nearly strong enough.

  • marcellucci

    This is all just promo for Al Gore’s new “Chem-Trail-Mix”, coming to a gourmet store near you!!

    • Jack Deth

      Nice one!

      The first store to receive “Chem~Trail Mix” will no doubt be Trader Joe’s.

    • Jack Deth

      Nice one!

      The first store to receive “Chem~Trail Mix” will no doubt be Trader Joe’s.

  • Destroy Progressives

    Of course they’re real! Compare the skies today with how they looked with planes flying in the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s…

    • DeBaliviere

      More jets => more jet engine exhaust => more contrails. Mystery solved.

    • Let’em Crash

      All one has to do is look at surface insolation data few days post 2001 9-11 to see the effect water vapor artificially placed into the troposphere/ stratosphere interface has on climate. Contrails are real, the water vapor kind.

      • tredglx

        I remember seeing that study. The data was quite interesting.

  • moonsbreath

    Why are *chemtrails* so good at predicting rain?

  • http://twitter.com/KALKAM71 KALKAM

    I miss the days when it was UFO’s, the Lockness Monster, Bigfoot…

    What are chemtrails and what is the “goal” of them?

  • porgiefirefighter

    She was married to rock star. She started a human rights foundation and named it after herself. She believes in chemtrails. Is there anything this woman can’t do?

    • tredglx

      Make sense?

  • Mickey James

    For all you people who think chemtrails are real, how does the government people protect themselves from the chemtrails?

  • tredglx

    Link or it’s BS. And I don’t mean from HuffPoo or Daily Kosmonaut

  • Let’em Crash

    Naw, they are ferromagnetic nano-particles that align from electromagnetic pulses sent from the HAARP transmitters in Alaska to induce pressure fronts altering weather where needed. Libs use it to bitch about global warming.

  • TocksNedlog

    “it” sure is.

  • GaryTheBrave

    And if it’s on the internet it must be true, just as they say on the car insurance commercial.

  • robcrawford2

    Claims should be supported by the person making the claim. Your unwillingness to support your claim makes you the unintelligent one, the one willing to believe anything.

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    Funny, I have spent a lot of time researching the myth of chemtrails and have not seen any credible source that says they are real. So kindly post a link to back up your claim. Or, as another said, no link then BS.

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    Funny, I have spent a lot of time researching the myth of chemtrails and have not seen any credible source that says they are real. So kindly post a link to back up your claim. Or, as another said, no link then BS.

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  • mwill

    you should worry more about dihydrogen monoxide in the atmosphere.

  • mwill

    you should worry more about dihydrogen monoxide in the atmosphere.

  • tredglx

    …indeed.

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    Ah, you mean those sounding rockets they launch into the upper atmosphere? Why not read and educate yourself on what NASA is doing and where they are doing it. You will find that these so-called chemtrails that NASA has admitted to are being released by sounding rockets 60 to 65 miles up. Also, that the compound being released is already abundant in the atmosphere and is not harmful to humans. Unlike you, I will provide a link. http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/sunearth/missions/atrex-nightlight.html

  • tredglx

    Because they couldn’t say it if it wasn’t twoo….

  • http://www.facebook.com/matt.robinson.75 Matt Robinson

    i got a french model too! and im pretty sure Rob isnt acting the liberal, but quite the opposite in refusing to believe these enviro-nazi claims. this is just another way to stop industrialization, drilling, and financial and developmental progress by the left. Macombmann, channeling Al Gore? If you actually believe the government is manipulating the weather, there is even less hope for your kind than i originally thought. Whats next, someone will “ADMIT” that Bush caused Katrina and Romney caused Sandy? give me a break

  • tredglx

    “NASA scientists have found that cirrus clouds, formed by contrails from aircraft engine exhaust, are capable of increasing average surface temperatures enough to account for a warming trend in the United States that occurred between 1975 and 1994. According to Patrick Minnis, a senior research scientist at NASA’s Langley Research Center in Hampton, Va., there has been a one percent per decade increase in cirrus cloud cover over the United States, likely due to air traffic. Cirrus clouds exert a warming influence on the surface by allowing most of the Sun’s rays to pass through but then trapping some of the resulting heat emitted by the surface and lower atmosphere.”
    And there we have it, concrete proof that ‘chemtrails’ and ‘global warming’ (now known by it’s androgynous name climate change), both nonsense notions put forth by gullible and easily manipulated liberals – is complete hogwash.

    By the by, that came directly from the link supplied by another poster.

  • DeBaliviere

    Liar. The article states “NASA scientists have found that cirrus clouds, formed by contrails from aircraft engine exhaust…” It says nothing about chemtrails or spraying.

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    First, i never said ‘space’. I said sounding rockets shot 60 to 65 miles up. Educate yourself on where space technically starts. Second, you stated that last spring NASA admitted to chemtrails and provided a search term. that search term provided links to people pointing to the ATREX program as NASA admitting to chemtrails. It does no such thing and what NASA is doing is being done 55 to 60 miles higher than where aircraft fly. Third, your little video does not show anywhere in it that NASA admitted to chemtrails. It is, at best, an attempt by NASA to educate the ignorant on how and why contrails form. At worst, it is a blatant lie being pushed by the makers of the video to further the chemtrail myth.
    You call me illeterate when it is obvious that you have no clue what a contrail is or what the purpose of NASA’s site, Contrail Education, is all about.

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    Ha! If you honestly believe that is a ‘press release’ from NASA then you truely are beyond help.

  • thetreyman

    you’re not going to convince someone who believes that there is a chemtrail in every skyline or a fema camp outside every town that they are wrong. their brains work differently than others. they want to believe there is a conspiracy behind everything. admittedly they have been right on a few things in the past and a stopped clock is right twice per day. of course we cant tell these folks that we are paid shills to throw them off and part of the conspiracy. ; )

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    So, some fool puts together a video and includes the NASA logo and you think becuase the logo is there it is an official NASA press release?? BWAHAHAHA!!!! And you call me a fool?

  • thetreyman

    already watched the video. guess i didnt get the same thing out of that you obviously did.

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    They latch on to the trem “Aerosol”. Every chem-tard does. They seem to think this means that something is being sprayed, i.e. Aerosol cans. They have no clue what the term really refers to or how it is used in the scientific community.