Top ten #IfObamaWasJesus tweets

Conservatives love their hashtag games. The latest game was spawned by Jamie Foxx’s ridiculous and blasphemous statement that President Barack Obama is “our Lord and Savior.” Oh, and then there is the painting that depicts President Obama as the crucified Christ. If liberals are going to go off the deep end, the rest of the Twitterverse might as well mock them as they fall.

Tweeters wondered what life would be like #IfObamaWasJesus (Note: the hashtag should have used the subjunctive #IfObamaWEREJesus, but that’s not the point.) Here are the top ten tweets:











What a world it would be. Thankfully, President Obama is not the Messiah, but that shouldn’t stop Tweeters from enjoying this hashtag game.

Amen. Amen.

  • Danny Wheeler

    Amen, Shaughn_A!

  • Guest

    If obama was jesus he would’ve had someone else get crucified in his stead. Some rich guy maybe.

  • sybilll

    On the run, so I can’t give due credit, but I saw one “Christmas would be April 15th”.

  • MoxieLouise

    After he took the widow’s mite he would have turned her over to a Death Panel.

  • Fred

    if O was Jesus, sandra fluke would be the Virgin Mary

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    If obama was jesus he would’ve had someone else get crucified in his stead. Some rich guy maybe.

    Dingleberry isn’t— but the stand-in crucifixion w/the rich people (men, women, children) is still on the schedule.

  • MaddMedic
  • nc

    #IfObamaWasJesus, what would his relationship be with Rev. Wright?

  • DeBaliviere

    #IfObamaWasJesus he’d be passing out pain pills, not healing the sick.

    • John Thomas Ward III

      #IfObamaWereJesus He would force hospitals to raise the dead and heal the sick XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Chip

    He would have played the race card and gotten a white person kicked out of the inn so he could have a room.

  • AMR1960

    Top 10? Awee come on Twitchy! what about these?

    #IfObamaWasJesus –We would be dying for HIS SINS…
    #IfObamaWasJesus –Lazarus would have had to pay the Death Tax TWICE!
    #IfObamaWasJesus –He’d resent the demotion since he Already thinks he’s God..
    #IfObamaWasJesus –A “Burning Bush” would be some sort of “Reverse Lynching”
    #IfObamaWasJesus –The Miracle of Wine from Water would instead be the Miracle of Chom from Bermuda Grass…

  • CombatDiver

    – If obama was Jesus, he would turn water into food stamps.

  • Gaz Matic

    if obama was jesus… oh wait he is… he is the cause of everything… good(the the democrats) and bad(for the republicans)

    what ISN’T he responsible for?

  • John Thomas Ward III

    #IfObamaWereJesus He’d call himself a Palestinian, Not an Israelite….He would incite the Palestinians, Iranians, etc. to attack Israel….He’d walk on water, and his followers who attempted to do the same would drown… XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • John Thomas Ward III

    #IfObamaWereJesus He’d punt the Nuclear Football into the Ocean as missiles from Iran closed in on Washington XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Cindy Taylor

    before healing the sick they’d have to make and appointment and wait a few weeks….