Jonathan Arche™ (@JonathanArche) November 25, 2012
Many travelers heading home for the holidays this week already had to contend with #Strikesgiving protests at LAX and mechanical failures that closed Penn Station. Those flying home this weekend can anticipate a second trip though the TSA checkpoint, and no, the experience hasn’t gotten any less invasive, if these tweets are any indication.
In Detroit. Got held up and harassed by tsa. They even patted me down! They were nasty and rude and kept me there for four hours.—
Jake Lyons (@Jake_Lyons) November 24, 2012
So I just got my first full out boobs and butt pat down by TSA.. 😂—
Anna Fabry✨ (@annafabryy) November 24, 2012
TSA just got to second base with me—
Maddie Payne (@fuckyeahsharky) November 24, 2012
This 72yr old woman just got a pat down. Gotta love the logic behind TSA—
Megan (@DorredaExplorer) November 24, 2012
I was considered a high threat to TSA because the top I was wearing had metallic threads. Major touchy feely pat down 😫—
Brittany Mehciz (@bmehciz) November 24, 2012
Most of you were asleep. But I feel the need to repost. At about 5:30 this morning, my hair and my ASS were tagged for TSA pat down. Like…—
Pam Rear (@poitreenmoshun) November 25, 2012
Forever getting molested by TSA. 😔😔😔 that's the fourth time they pat me down in a period of 2 months. This time it was a little hardcore. 😢—
JC-Bellisario (@jsarez) November 25, 2012
Thorough TSA massage @ SFO. A bit short. They should provide tables to lay down on + the guy refused the tip —
Mark Finnern (@finnern) November 24, 2012
TSA had to pat down my arm because of my watch but she said that she loved my shirt so I guess that's a win?—
Kristine Csicsery (@KristineCSI) November 24, 2012
Your buns are a prime target for a TSA pat-down.
Tsa patted my hair down. Ya cause I'm totally hiding a bomb in my fine blonde hair.—
Kelseee (@blondeee14) November 24, 2012
My afro has been patted down at TSA and I ain't think nothing of it.—
M. Dankwaa (@obaa_boni) November 25, 2012
Secrets? Oh, there are no secrets when you’re in line at the airport.
TSA agent: "mam. Are you wearing underwear?" Me: "why is that even a question?"—
mkn (@sylvankathryn) November 24, 2012
"Folks, you have to take your C PAP machines out of your bags." shouts the TSA agent. A clear sign that I'm in Detroit.—
(@czachos) November 25, 2012
So, just what is being smuggled onto commercial airlines this holiday season?
I’m really glad the TSA recognizes the grave threat that my toothpaste poses to the success of our flight.—
Mac Simonson (@MacSimonson) November 24, 2012
For a second I thought TSA wasn't gonna let me on the plane with my spiked doc martens..—
anna (@peaceluvtwerk) November 25, 2012
Me and TSA get into it every flight. EVERY FLIGHT….. "Sir your Jewelery looks like weapons"….—
Trinidad Jame$ (@TrinidadJamesGG) November 23, 2012
While many are packing less these days to avoid baggage fees, some are reporting their bags feel just a bit lighter after landing.
Dear United baggage service man or woman, i hope you're enjoying my Scotty Cameron!! seriously need to start locking luggage.—
Sydnee Michaels (@SydneeMichaels) November 24, 2012
Doesn’t anyone have any love for the TSA? If they do, it’s not enough to motivate them to tweet about it.
"I just caught a terrorist!"…. said no TSA agent ever.—
Sarai Glas (@TheLibSmacker) November 24, 2012