Natalie Khawam, the twin sister of Jill Kelley, has retained Gloria Allred as her lawyer.
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Katie Hinman (@khinman) November 19, 2012Admit it: you knew it was coming.
As Twitchy reported last week, General David Petraeus — and General John Allen — evidently aided Jill Kelley’s “unstable” twin sister in an ugly custody battle. And now, because the Petraeus/Broadwell/Kelley soap opera wasn’t sordid enough, media vulture Gloria Allred has swooped in.
Shark, jumped. MT @wordsofsarah: Jill Kelley's sister, Natalie Khawam has hired Gloria Allred to represent her abcn.ws/Tc8KRu—
Jordan Fabian (@Jordanfabian) November 19, 2012
Natalie Khawam, sister of Florida socialite Jill Kelley, who sparked an FBI investigation into the affair, has hired famed activist-lawyer Gloria Allred, according to the pair’s brother, David.
It wasn’t immediately clear why Khawam would need a lawyer, but Allen and Petraeus both wrote letters on her behalf during her custody battle with ex-husband Grayson Wolfe – a battle Khawam eventually lost. The judge in the case said Khawam had “severe psychological deficits.”
Twitterers are bracing themselves:
#headdesk RT @khinman: Natalie Khawam, the twin sister of Jill Kelley, has retained Gloria Allred as her lawyer.—
David A. Graham (@GrahamDavidA) November 19, 2012
Of. Course. RT @khinman: Natalie Khawam, the twin sister of Jill Kelley, has retained Gloria Allred as her lawyer.—
Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) November 19, 2012
NOW it's a scandal. RT @khinman: Natalie Khawam, the twin sister of Jill Kelley, has retained Gloria Allred as her lawyer.—
Bryan Grady (@bpgrady) November 19, 2012
So, the twin sister of Jill Kelly has retained Gloria Allred. What could even possibly go wrong? #popcorn—
Ken Gardner (@kesgardner) November 19, 2012
This will end well. RT @khinman Natalie Khawam, the twin sister of Jill Kelley, has retained Gloria Allred as her lawyer.—
RB (@RBPundit) November 19, 2012
Put a tent on that circus! #Petraeus RT @khinman: Natalie Khawam, the twin sister of Jill Kelley, has retained Gloria Allred as her lawyer.—
(@lobsterstyle) November 19, 2012
I hear Jill Kelly's twin has retained Allred. Seriously, all we need is an illegitimate child & this comedy will be ready for casting. #tcot—
Marybeth (@MBGlenn) November 19, 2012
G-L-O-R-I-ugh.