#ObamaCultRequirements Must ignore Benghazi.
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Candice (@CandiLissa) November 20, 2012With four more years of hope and change on the calendar, it might be time to kick back with a pitcher of Kool-Aid and try a new perspective. A whole lot of people must see something in President Obama that we just don’t understand. Maybe if we check off some of these handy #ObamaCultRequirements, the next term will just fly by.
Not that it helped the campaign season fly by when Twitter users offered insight into #ObamaCultRequirements in September. But forward! Or something.
#ObamaCultRequirements Deprogram your mind of all math, history, common sense, logic and patriotism—
PersecutedCapitalist (@Persec_Capital) November 20, 2012
Believe lack of access to contraception is a problem—
End of the Republic (@PointlessPol) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements – Recognize the racism in everything around you—
Shifty33 (@Shifty331) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements embrace poverty, let it embolden you!—
K.T.L.D. (@kimberlee713) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements let go of your guns and religion—
(@ag_texas) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Red and blue avatar of self on Facebook—
Jim Valvis (@JamesValvis) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Whenever anything bad or controversial happens, blame Bush #tcot—
Bryan Ridenour (@youthpastorbry) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Believe you can increase the cost to employ without increasing unemployment #ObamaCare—
Shaka Dwayne (@ShakaDwayne) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements — Must assume Republicans are racist misogynists who aim to destroy Sesame Street.—
RightFieldRants (@RightfieldRants) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Believing your employer exists for the sole purpose of providing you a job, medical benefits and paid vacations—
Mr T (@startthetebow) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Intense resentment of those you perceive as being more successful or happier than you.—
KALKAM (@KALKAM71) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements You didn't build this. In fact, you've never built anything and likely never will.—
Rational Jingo (@rational_jingo) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Never question. Never question. Never question. Never question.Never question.Never question & oh ya – Never question—
Carl Thornton (@CarlWThornton) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Must have no idea how to govern your own life, and rely on others to tell you how to live.—
Melissa Harvey (@adaywithcoffee) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements must vote for revenge—
Barackolypse Now (@CzarZellem) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements: Voting with your #ladyparts.
#TCOT—
Janell Troutt (@janelltroutt) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements Ask what your country can do for you and how much, how fast and how often—
DONT BE FOOLED (@dennear) November 20, 2012
Believe fervently that Obama will soon get around to paying your mortgage, buying your gas, and handing you a phone #ObamaCultRequirements—
Joe the Patriotic (@joethepatriotic) November 20, 2012
#ObamaCultRequirements
You have to agree to be in the cult to see what is in the requirements.—
Holly Renee (@hollyR_J) November 20, 2012
Agree to be in the cult? Could we have another few years to think this over?