Your daily emetic: Chris Matthews says ‘orgasmic’ is good way to describe election night

So, yeah, that happened. Bow chicka eww eww.

Chris “Tingles” Matthews appeared on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.” Leno slammed Matthews for his beyond sycophantic Obama worshipping.

That would have been hilarious. Except that Matthews had to offer up some hurl-worthy TMI.

Oh, no. Watch, if you have the stomach for it.

While “Tingles” got out his drool bucket, Twitter users needed their hurl buckets.

Indeed. Make it stop.

  • FIRE THEM ALL- 2014

    Pray daily that MSNBS is removed from the planet. Where do they find these morons?

  • digitalPimple

    Man. #MessNBC really needs viewers badly. They laid down and just tell their small audience exactly what they want to hear whether it true or not.

    Their numbers have tanked. Even CNN is starting to over take them now. CNN.

    • http://twitter.com/yahneverknowCB yahneverknow

      Can’t they just have a gladiator WWE-type smackdown between them to decide who stays? Pay-per-view for charity? 😛

  • Guest

    Here’s a screen shot of the moment. http://t.co/vhZm3ymV

  • GaryTheBrave

    No, that definitely wasn’t an orgasm I felt that night.

    • $36544368

      I must agree…I felt my stomach tighten up so tight that it took me a few days to be able to eat…and I’m not joking.

    • Chrissy the Hyphenated

      Full on sobbing for the demise of the Republic here.

  • TwitWit

    Chris Matthews is clearly in love with Obama.. not the friendship kind of love, the sexual desire kind. AKA- Lust.

  • carla5731

    Chris Matthews is the epitome of white liberal guilt. He lives in a blindingly white neighborhood and enjoys an expensive lifestyle. He also earns far in excess of what he should for the value that he adds to society (which is minimal). In order to feel better about himself, he pours pity on those he feels are downtrodden, particularly his underappreciated brown brothers.

    Far from being open-minded, Matthews is actually one of the most racist people in America. He will never be able to see minorities as whole people, with good and bad characteristics like every other human on the planet. To him they will always be a target for his activism. His defining purpose in life is to help those that he has labeled as being unable to help themselves. It’s insulting, not uplifting.

    • Dlozee

      You hit the nail right on the head!!!

  • Jim Denney

    If only Chrissie Matthews parents had been eligible for free contraception….

    • lainer51

      HA HA HA !!

  • http://theobservatorium.blogspot.com/ Nate

    They’re definitely going to have to burn his chair if he ever retires; nobody else is going to want to sit in it.

    • http://twitter.com/yahneverknowCB yahneverknow

      uh, i meant ew. stupid autocorrect.

    • my preciousss!!

      i second the ewww motion.

      • lainer51

        third and fourth!

  • Erik Bartlam

    Like an Earth orgasm or a Martian one?

  • TonyMontana3

    OBAMA 2012!! TAKE THAT MITCHES!!

    • lainer51

      no you take it..I am pretending it never happened and actually it’s working rather well..

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        He will. Right up the ass, just like everyone else is going to get, whether or not it’s wanted. Tony may enjoy it, though. Sounds like he would.

        • Back 4 More

          haha, good one

  • http://twitter.com/Seame1 Seame1

    Matthews is dumber than dirt.

    • lainer51

      don’t insult dirt… we need it to grow vegetables, trees, grass, flowers, mud pies, bury people…. now take that back. LMAO!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    mind you, this is what liberals consider “real journalists”…..when you take that into account, it’s easy to see how o-blame-o got re-elected.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rich-Wojcik/1252071956 Rich Wojcik

      I call ’em URINALISTS

    • Danny Meeker

      Bobby Knight: “I’m trying to help you out in that journalism career that you’ve chosen, which is about one step away from prostitution.”

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Chrissies pants make Monica’s blue dress seem spotless by comparison.

  • freeinaz

    Matthews you are just a total embarrassment.
    How any so-called news organization would employ such a total moron is unreal, but then again look at the organization and it explains itself.

  • nc

    Isn’t there ANYONE on the left that’s embarrassed by this?

    • lainer51

      maybe Pelosi?? Oh, sorry, I lost my head there for a minute…

  • lainer51

    have you ever really looked at him? Orgasm (unless by himself) are probably few and far between!

  • JustLikeAnimals

    BIden/Matthews 2016!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Danny Meeker

      Don’t give the left any ideas.

  • Vivian Perez

    Does the orgasm tingle up your leg too? Bad case of Obamitis… I hope the “noble” tv network that employs you realizes you are: 1. a shame to be allowed on TV, and 2. that your Obamitis illness has no hope of cure.

  • Vivian Perez

    Does the orgasm tingle up your leg too? Bad case of Obamitis… I hope the “noble” tv network that employs you realizes you are: 1. a shame to be allowed on TV, and 2. that your Obamitis illness has no hope of cure.

  • http://profiles.google.com/trixlette Mary Jones

    Matthews sound like a gay man, with a stalkers love, for his prey… If obama ever came to see him in person, he wouldn’t be able to contain his….umm… his…. excitement any longer!

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    Do we really need to know details of his sexual infatuation with DingleBarry?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rich-Wojcik/1252071956 Rich Wojcik

    Much saner than him are locked up in metal asylum….he also dreamed about William ‘Blight’ Clinton having sex with Martians……totally deranged imbecile….

  • edward cropper

    CK. My blog for Chris at work
    http://edwardcropper.blogspot.com/

  • BeeKaaay

    Who wants to bet Chrissy Matthews listens to this song “touch myself” when he looks at his Obama scrapbook?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Hehehe….It only took Obama 4 years to get Matthews from a tingle up his leg to a full orgasm!!! No wonder he has problems with Michelle!!!!

    Guess that doesn’t bode well for his plans to fix the economy.

    I blame George W. Bush!!!

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Hehehe….It only took Obama 4 years to get Matthews from a tingle up his leg to a full orgasm!!! No wonder he has problems with Michelle!!!!

    Guess that doesn’t bode well for his plans to fix the economy.

    I blame George W. Bush!!!