Bill Maher doesn’t realize the election is over, likens Mitt Romney to a vampire

It has been 12 days since Barack Obama was re-elected, but Bill Maher isn’t done trashing Mitt Romney and smearing Mormons:

Hey, Bill, it’s time for some new material:

  • Carrieann

    Twilight=Now Over; Election=Been Over; Libs Rudeness=Neverending!

  • Jim Wafwot

    Bill Maher read Twilight? What a girl.

    • yahneverknow

      (I was kinda wondering about that myself. LOL. There’s no way he didn’t get tweets making fun of him for that.)

    • TugboatPhil

      Actually I think he’s more of an old guy that likes young boys.

      • Pompei Lena Grimaldi

        I think so too.

  • littleones

    I haven’t watched this hack in years

  • linzyloo2

    Bill Maher reminds me of the sound that it makes when a vinegar truck crashes into a water truck….

  • brianmouland

    Now with the election over why not eff off for four years Maher; on second thought make it forty

  • brianmouland

    Now with the election over why not eff off for four years Maher; on second thought make it forty

  • Maria

    Bill Maher is just another “Twilight” fangirl. Sad really. He probably wishes Romney was Edward and he was Bella.

  • mommasaurus009

    Apparently Maher has nothing good about Obama to talk about so he has to resort to Romney bashing. Sad,really

  • Daisy MJ

    Maher is nothing but a professional a sshole.


    Sucks our blood? How does private business suck our blood? Note to Maher, only government sucks our blood.

  • tsluf273

    Maher secretly wishes he was Edward.

    • Sam

      Actually, he wishes he were Bella. I, on the other hand, wish Edward had ripped his bloodsucking head off.


    Mitt Romney loses election, then a few days later, Wonder Bread goes out of business. COINCIDENCE?

    That awkward moment when Mitt Romney is still talking as though anyone cares what he thinks

    • TocksNedlog

      Don’t look now, but you may have had an awkward moment or two, your own self.

    • Michelle Li Vigni

      Yes……… Now you DO realize that this article has NOTHING to do with Hostess and Wonder Bread going out of business right??? like I said to you before sweetheart you trying to act smart is just not working.

  • FFlintstone

    The only thing that liberals truly do well is smear conservatives. They don’t know how to run the country. They did the same thing when they had supermajorities in 2008. They had nothing left to criticize in government, so they turned all their hatred on FoxNews and Rush Limbaugh.

  • crazy betty

    bill maher looks like a pale turd.

    • OpenTheDoor

      Even a “pale turd” has some substance Betty. Penisnose, not so much.

  • TocksNedlog

    The first Twilight book came out SEVEN YEARS AGO, and Bill Maher just now discovered that the author is a Mormon?

    Perhaps his “crack research staff” needs to stop doing so much crack.

  • Red Fred

    Is Maher wearing lipstick??

    • OpenTheDoor

      You do know the old saying about lipstick and a pig, eh?