Daily Intel (@DailyIntel) November 15, 2012
As Twitchy reported, the Petraeus/Broadwell love polygon took yet another tawdry turn when it was revealed that the FBI agent leading the investigation had sent shirtless pictures of himself to Jill Kelley, who had also received harassing emails from Paula Broadwell. The country’s curiosity was piqued, as is often the case when it comes to matters of shirtlessness.
Well, today, the long national wait is over; the shirtless photo has been revealed:
So, was it everything you’d hoped for? These folks didn’t think so:
ahhh the "shirtless fbi guy" picture is such a non-salacious letdown—
siobhan k (@sibbsy) November 15, 2012
the shirtless FBI agent photo is proof that entire Patraeus scandal is God trolling us in prep. for world's end when does the rapture start—
hare checklist (@harechecklist) November 15, 2012
Evidently, the agent, Fred Humphries, also emailed the photo to a Seattle Times reporter in 2010:
The picture, which was sent to a reporter at The Seattle Times in 2010, was taken following a “hard workout” with the SWAT team at MacDill Air Force Base. He’s posed between a pair of target dummies that have a remarkable likeness to the buff agent. The caption on the photo, which was sent from a personal email account, reads, “Which One’s Fred?”
Oy. Nice going, shirtless FBI guy.