Nancy Pelosi will remain House minority leader.
Not a surprise; she got her little pat on the head. And pitifully made a big hoopla about it, to boot.
The news was met with resounding yawns.
Twitchy will monitor and update with any other not-so-shocking developments.
That’s right, she did.
And singing, allegedly.
Bless her heart!
The mocking was swift and awesome.
And the video tape!
Update: Double whoops! Fox News misrepresents her as a Republican.