Hilarious: Politico predicts ‘hard questions await Obama at news conference’; Update: The mockery begins

To add to what Breitbart.com’s John Nolte tweeted: BAHAHAHA!

Perhaps it’s time for Politico to hire a copy editor who knows how to spell “softballs”? Here’s the story headlining Politico this morning:

Hard questions! Mr. President, red chiles or green? Any thoughts on Nicki Minaj’s latest release? Will you rub our bellies if we roll over in your lap?

Carrie Budoff Brown and Josh Gerstein offer a “cheat sheet of questions that the president is likely to face” today at his first real White House press conference since March. Real toughies like this one about weed:

So, about those new pot laws. Does the federal government plan to intervene in Washington and Colorado, which both voted to legalize marijuana last week?

Oh, and this one:

Do you believe the FBI should have told you and Congress sooner about the investigation that led Gen. Petraeus to resign?

As noted at Jammie Wearing Fools:

It’s simply not plausible he had no knowledge of the Petraeus affair. Yet this press corps wants us to believe Obama is so sheltered from reality he never knew a thing.

Politico suggests one question about why the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi was “so lightly guarded.” One. Question.

The Twitterverse offers some more likely questions from the president’s palace guard media:

Hard questions? We’ll believe it when we see it.

And if the president does get any tough questions?

Heh. Happy warriors suggest #ToughObamaPresserQuestions:

  • digitalPimple

    Any questions on the lobbyists he asked to his closed door meeting… How dare they.

  • Obamaroid_Ointment

    Chocolate covered Reggie love or kreme filled Kristie?

  • KornKing

    Here we go-4 more years of “Mr. President, what’s it like to be so cool”.

  • People Corporation

    Mr President, will you confirm under oath your previous statements on, your favorite color?

  • orringtonmom (D)

    “Mr. President, puleeeze tell us… who are you wearing?”

  • Joe W.

    Mr. President, What does dog meat really taste like??

  • Marcy Cook

    Boxers or Briefs?

  • Lord Foggybottom

    “Mr. President, which one of us is your favorite?”

    • Chelsey


  • Leslie Ann Brown

    Shaken or stirred?

  • Leslie Ann Brown

    “Top” or “bottom”?

    • TJCrane_NCC1701

      Bottom for sure ! Prezzy only knows how to f**k up !

  • aposematic

    Soon, the Leftist/Marxist need of lies and deception will just be sugar coating.

  • ForTheKids

    Coffee or Tea

  • RealityBitesBack

    I’m hoping that the Navy SEAL political PAC gets their petition acknowledged and a special investigation is launched (specialoperationsspeaks.com). I’m tired of these “political reporters” kissing Obama-butt just to appease him and keep him from only talking to US magazine, Entertainment Tonight and Ryan Seacrest.

    My fingers are crossed that Petraeus engaged his training; neutralized the Obama Administration threat by going public; and coordinated his appointment to testify honestly to Congress. Chicago Politics is a cakewalk compared to military preparations for hostile capture…

  • GwenB

    LOL, funny tweets.

  • Right Wired

    #ToughObamaPresserQuestions What time did you get up this morning?

  • Right Wired

    #ToughObamaPresserQuestions What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    • Zane Henry

      African or European swallow?

      • disqus_eric

        As King, you need to know these things.

  • Stacee Showalter

    #ToughObamaPresserQuestions Do you put your pants on left leg first, or right leg?

  • Stacee Showalter

    #ToughObamaPresserQuestions “What did you think of X-Tina’s hair on The Voice last night?”

  • http://twitter.com/x_ScubaSteve_x ScubaSteve

    Heinz 57 or A1 steak sauce?

  • EastValleyConservative

    So which tax hike do you favor more? The big ones or the really, really big ones?


    Shorter Rapepublicans: Whaaa people actually like the President, Whaa!

    Stimulants first, then depressants people. Hydrate. Cleansing breaths. Avoid sugar. Follow the protocols. You’ll get through this

  • http://twitter.com/x_ScubaSteve_x ScubaSteve

    Do you want fries with your happy meal?

  • disqus_eric


  • RaggedyAnn46

    Mr. President, Ham or turkey? Oooops…of course, turkey! My bad!

  • Constance

    Mr. President, regarding the upcoming annual Thanksgiving turkey pardon, how will you ensure that the pardon is granted fairly to all turkey groups, particularly the low-income turkey neighborhoods? On that same line, Mr. President, do you believe that the election has given you a mandate to pardon all turkeys except for the upper 1%?

  • patrick lynch

    paper or plastic

  • RightThinking1

    ‘hard questions await Obama at news conference’

    Raises (a pun!) the question of whether the House committee will ask Petreaus hardwood questions.

    A tip of the hat to Uncle Joe for that.