Special Snowflake Soledad O’Brien, Wasserman Schultz beg for viewers; Twitter users would rather have root canal

Aww, little Debbie Wasserman Schultz desperately trolled for viewers for her appearance on CNN this morning. With picture “enticement,” to boot!

Here’s some advice, Debbie: The picture just makes it even less enticing, if that’s possible.

Special Snowflake Soledad joined in the begging for viewers action.

Twitter users responded with a resounding, “We are just not that into you.” In fact, they’d rather have things like root canal.

And this Twitter user points out the obvious.

Bingo!

  • POdVet

    I’m much more concerned with what the President failed to do and who he failed to save, rather than who Patraeus was doing…

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    I’d rather watch the final game of the ALDS between the Cardinals and the Nationals all over again(Bryce Harper fangirl here, so you can guess how I felt about that fail).

  • Wally

    I’d only watch if they were hooked up to a polgraph!

    • WheresPatton

      That is hooked up to electro-shock therapy?

    • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

      into pyrotechnics, are you?

  • stuckinIL4now

    They could’ve just shown a previous interview–no one would’ve known the difference.

  • https://twitter.com/SheilaDunn Sheila Daigneault

    Rather stick needles in my eyes.

  • Marcy Cook

    I’d rather eat elephant dung

  • http://twitter.com/crazytas1 ricci

    sorry but if i want to see idiocy ill look at cspan

  • gman213

    I don’t even know what channel this is on my Time Warner

  • gman213

    How about forget it #noway, #getlost, #gofurself,#notinmylifetime

  • Jack Deth

    Who would want to waste their time listening to a bunch of bilious, biased, bloviating, bitchy non questions from a PC, liberal ‘Twofer’?

    Only to endure obsequious, odious and obfuscating non answers from a transplanted, talking points, Teleprompter reliant, self loathing, sycophant?

    And is it any wonder that two of the Three Wicked Withes of Endor are begging for viewers?

  • Jim Denney

    @DWS; Watch “The Hack and The Flack show? Not on your miserable, lying life.

    • therantinggeek

      +1

    • therantinggeek

      +1

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    @jack they only understand words like gimme and free. Your words are too big, scary, and complicated for them. Dumb it down a bit. Lol

    • Jack Deth

      Hi, freedom:

      Good point. Though I do like to wax poetic sometimes.

      So, it wouldn’t help if I typed more slowwwwwwwwwwly, so they would understand?

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    @jack they only understand words like gimme and free. Your words are too big, scary, and complicated for them. Dumb it down a bit. Lol

  • therantinggeek

    *snerk*

  • therantinggeek

    *snerk*

  • Guest

    The one thing I can control is what I watch on t.v. and buy. I don’t buy or watch anything or anyone that supported Obama.

  • Guest

    The one thing I can control is what I watch on t.v. and buy. I don’t buy or watch anything or anyone that supported Obama.

  • Brent Guthrie

    I would rather dive into a pool filled with double edge razor blades.

  • Brent Guthrie

    I would rather dive into a pool filled with double edge razor blades.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    How about asking why the President has an FBI Director that either knew and didn’t tell him, or just didn’t know that Petraeus was having this affair long before he was vetted for the CIA post? Is Mueller running rogue in the FBI?

    How about asking if Valerie Jarratt cleans Obama’s backside?

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    How about asking why the President has an FBI Director that either knew and didn’t tell him, or just didn’t know that Petraeus was having this affair long before he was vetted for the CIA post? Is Mueller running rogue in the FBI?

    How about asking if Valerie Jarratt cleans Obama’s backside?

  • Liberal Hater

    Can you imagine the level of stupid listening to Debbie Downer and Soledad speaking to EACH OTHER?

    • Kevin Krom

      They’re both reading from the same set of talking points, so they’ll actually make sense, relatively speaking, because they’re in sync with each other.

  • Liberal Hater

    They should have called it “All Up in My Snatch”… oh wait, wrong thread.

  • http://www.facebook.com/madelyn.martine Madelyn Martine

    I’d prefer puking my guts up to watching them.

  • SineWaveII

    I’m still waiting for the oblahblahblah admin. to explain why they are discriminating against a polysexual. It’s his lifestyle choice dammit. Leave the man alone!

  • disqus_DGX3yHb6W3

    The mark of a self-important liberal: The all-important coffee mug pose.

  • Belinda Henry

    I’d rather have a pap smear with a speculum taking straight from the freezer then watch debbie mayonaise shultz. Oh and go heavy on the lube. Those democrats always cheat you on that.

    • http://twitter.com/FlyoverRed CarolK

      Your post was the best! love the debbie mayo, too. I call her Debbie Washerwoman Schmaltz myself…LOL!

      • Vivian Perez

        Great names for the attack dog!!!

    • bj mac

      damn you are brave

  • $29561723

    Why? According to them I’m a racist who also hates women…and maybe an anti Semite (i think Uncle Leo is funny)

  • Pete Futz

    Do we get free Kool-aid if we watch?

  • SwTk

    Is Wasserman starting to decompose? Time to get her back to the Democratic Rejuvenation Clinic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    change her name to soledud

  • patrick lynch

    Drop the Patraeus BS and stay focused on the real scandal BENGHAZI!!!! That is all

  • Bob Khan

    Soledumb was one of the main reason’s why I stopped watching CNN. Wasn’t impressed by Schultz either.

    Cooper and Burnett were the only two worth watching, wasn’t enough to keep me there.

  • bj mac

    I wouldn’t watch DWS if she was naked having live sex

  • trekmyer

    I doubt if someone could combine the “best” features of these two that we would end up with one watchable entity, even with “mute” in force.

  • BeeKaaay

    Maybe if they show them having a root canal without any anesthesia, MAYBE that will increase the # of people watching. The sociopaths would definitely watch, but then again, they’re already on the staff of leftwingwacko operated TV shows.

  • Discontentwliars

    Common everyone, we should appreciate the warnings they send out. You all ought to send her a thank-you note. She should be used to it by now.