Special Snowflake Soledad O’Brien, Wasserman Schultz beg for viewers; Twitter users would rather have root canal

Aww, little Debbie Wasserman Schultz desperately trolled for viewers for her appearance on CNN this morning. With picture “enticement,” to boot!

Here’s some advice, Debbie: The picture just makes it even less enticing, if that’s possible.

Special Snowflake Soledad joined in the begging for viewers action.

Live now: DNC Chair Rep. Wasserman Schultz (@DWStweets) talks w/ @Soledad_Obrien re: Petraeus scandal, #fiscalcliff #tunein—
Starting Point CNN (@StartingPtCNN) November 13, 2012

Twitter users responded with a resounding, “We are just not that into you.” In fact, they’d rather have things like root canal.

@DWStweets @soledad_obrien why?—
  (@SylenceDogood) November 13, 2012

@StartingPtCNN @dwstweets @soledad_obrien Wasserman has nothing of credence to say—
Ken Ciuzio (@kpjc57) November 13, 2012

Dumb and Dumber. RT @DWStweets: Tune into CNN to catch my interview with @Soledad_OBrien. is.gd/TWhvc3—
Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) November 13, 2012

I'd rather go camping in Stanten Island RT @DWStweets: Tune into CNN to catch my interview with @Soledad_OBrien. bit.ly/TXBKfr"—
AngryBunny (@superangrybunny) November 13, 2012

@GaltsGirl @DWStweets @Soledad_OBrien @JayLeno LAST TIME I WATCHED SOLEDAD I CHEWED OFF ONE OF MY ARMS. THEN GOT A ROOT CANAL.—
Less Gov. More Fun.™ (@LessGovMoreFun) November 13, 2012

Or colonoscopy. "@GaltsGirl: I'd rather have a root canal. RT @DWStweets:..CNN-catch my interview w/ @Soledad_OBrien. bit.ly/TXBKfr"—
SouthernFried_Mama (@New0rleans_Lady) November 13, 2012

@HLong135 @GaltsGirl @DWStweets @Soledad_OBrien At least on CNN, very few will see it… #justsayin—
Garry (@GarryBroussard) November 13, 2012

@GaltsGirl @DWStweets @Soledad_OBrien ~ I'd rather have a colonoscopy.—
LaLa (@Lalatdah) November 13, 2012

And this Twitter user points out the obvious.

@StartingPtCNN @DWStweets @Soledad_OBrien Let's hear more about the fiscal cliff and less about the General's dalliance, please!—
Jack Todd Arnold (@jacktoddarnold) November 13, 2012

@RolondaAStewart Right? Sheesh! Notice Congress lining up to criticize Petraeus's affair? -Deflecting us from the job they're not doing.—
Jack Todd Arnold (@jacktoddarnold) November 13, 2012

Bingo!

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