Rattle and Dumb: Bono meets with ‘Bozo the Veep’ Biden, caption hilarity ensues

Well, that was fast!

It’s weird, though, because we thought none of that pesky stuff existed anymore! Didn’t the seas recede and all poverty go “poof?” Well, except for the poverty here, along with the dire fiscal situation. But, shhh. That’s a secret and not to be discussed. Fiscal cliff, shmiscal cliff. Biden has rock stars with which to canoodle!

Further, if he wants to discuss actually helping people globally, he should talk to President George W. Bush. At least he knows not to bother with President Obama; he totally won’t find what he’s looking for there.

And how about that photo?

Ask, and ye shall receive. It’s irresistible, isn’t it? Twitter users caption, and all out mock, the pair.

Keep it coming, Twitter.

  • Danny Wheeler

    Bono meets Bonehead!

  • http://twitter.com/crazytas1 ricci

    the caption be ” bono if you can get me a date with cher id be really happy”

  • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

    HEY, Obama was there……….if the picture was panned back, you would notice the empty chair.

    • lainer51


  • GaryTheBrave

    The smartest and most talented person in the room was the photographer.

  • jim

    Mr Bonor Needs to talk about the poverty and problems in this country or get out Bozo

  • Baba Ghanoush

    “So Joe, I heard you are a little stingy when it comes to donating money to charities.”

    • SpinMeNot

      And Bono is a little stingy with what his “One” foundation actually gives to those in need.

      Not the “best source”, but its what I could find easily, dinner is here and I’m hungry ..


      Yeah, Bono and Biden … 2 generations of “males” (I’ll call neither a man) that prove that we aren’t getting any smarter and that PT Barnum was correct.

    • $5893300

      Matt. Your money, is our money!
      My money, you bloody don’t touch it!

  • lainer51

    Looks like Bono is thinking ” he REALLY is that dumb”

  • Michelle

    Hilarious. Bono, who moved the business part of his band U2 out of Ireland and into the Netherlands to avoid paying higher taxes, still yaps his mouth about wanting to do something about poverty? His own country ended tax breaks on millionaire artists and Bono moved his company out of the country to not have to pay more taxes…and comes to OUR country to talk about poverty? Oh, the hypocrisy.

  • Garth Haycock

    Rattle and Dumb?

    I think Prattle and Dumb is a more accurate title.

  • RealityBitesBack

    Yes, I did ask the dead SEAL’s father, “Did your son always have balls the size of cue balls”
    Bono replied, “You are gesturing something more the size of an eggplant. I envy you. At least yours are small enough that you can cross your legs.”
    Biden, “Uh… we gonna put you back in CHAINS”

  • RightThinking1

    The winner:

    VEEP to Bono: “How’s Cher?”

  • BananaCharger

    Clueless meets stupid! You figure out which is which.

  • Steve_J

    Biden: “I really like your song Rocket Man.”

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    This is the strangest administration since Gilligan threw the untied anchor overboard.

  • dunst43

    Why is Biden adding so much CO2 to the atmosphere with that wood fire? Or are those Benghazi docs being “fired” off to the House for review?

  • Burt Zerker

    Biden insists that everybody call him “Bido” now,..

  • AlmaAlma

    These entertainers, must get so bored of fan adulation, and need an ‘importance’ fix. So they rub shoulders with Politicians, thinking that their opinions matter. You’re being used Bono. Btw, shouldn’t you be paying your full taxes to Ireland, to, you know, help the little people?

  • MarcAllenJohnson

    Bono: Asking for money that is not his. Not giving away his own money.
    Biden: Giving away money that is not his. Not giving away his own money.

  • Timothy Noonan

    This lot has a short memory of who Bono has met with in the past for help with AIDS and poverty funding…

  • njoriole

    Bono and Bozo.

  • Teresa Davis McCormick

    I guess it’s nice to just be able to “drop by” the WH to shoot the shit with stupid Joe.

  • Back 4 More

    Oh shit, Bono’s here? WE’RE SAVED!!!!