Facepalm: Jill Kelley wants diplomatic protection

The Tampa socialite who tipped feds off to David Petraeus’ affair is now calling 911 to see if she can get “diplomatic protection.” Jill Kelley apparently placed one of several 911 calls from her residence reporting trespassers and asking if her status as an honorary consul general of South Korea (a what?!) granted her any sort of protection detail.

Can this story get any more sordid and bizarre?

Wait, don’t answer that….

Todd Starnes retweeted this little zinger.

Good point. Sad, but good point.

  • silverzone

    I want diplomatic protection against Obamacare.

  • Michelle

    My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

  • Michelle

    I like to fancy myself Honorary Ruler of the World.

  • Michelle

    Jill Kelley: “I’m the honorary consul general so they shouldn’t be on my property”
    911 Operator : “Who is on your property?”
    Jill Kelley: “Harvey.”
    911 Operator: “Ma’am, who is Harvey?”
    Jill Kelley, “A white rabbit, six feet tall.”

  • Jack Deth

    Tell me again. Which crazy twin sister is Jill?

  • ember

    Hello? Hello? Am I the only sane person left in the world?

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      No. But it does seem to be getting to the point where we need to adopt a secret handshake.

  • disappearing moderate

    A few more fun “facts” (take it for what it’s worth, some came from the NYT) Evil twin Natalie used to date former FLA governor Crist and now is supposed to be dating democratic fundraiser and Sen Kerry pal Jerry Harrington. Of more interest to me though is the two differing versions of the bare chested FBI guy story. The original version had FBI guy becoming obsessed with Jill during the course of the investigation and starting to sext her. According to the NYT, FBI guy and Jill had a prior relationship and the bare chest photos were sent well before her call for help. If true, that would mean the racy photos weren’t all that objectionable, I guess or at least they didn’t prevent her from seeking him out. So there is either bad reporting going on here or a smear attempt, both of which are pretty believable.

  • http://alert-up-usa.com/ AlertUpUSA

    Thèse women are poli-camp tramps – like rock n roll groupies..if they can’t get the singer, they’ll take the drummer or bass player… Either side… It don’t matter!!!

    I just can’t believe all this isin the news …. What has happened to Benghazi, Syria, Israel, Sandy refugees in our own country….I guess Burma trip is a priority. Damn sad.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Those are all worthy news stories, but THIS is a “SQUIRREL!!”

  • ember
  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    “HONORARY” Consul?? Doesn’t she knows how Obama “protects” REAL Consuls and Ambassadors??

  • ember
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  • ember



    Seriously, what are our top generals doing hanging out with these know-nothings? I would be afraid the stupid would rub off.

  • Marcy Cook

    Is “diplomatic protection” code for “government issued condoms?”