#PetraeusPornTitles 50 Shades of Olive Green
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ThinkTwiceSpeakOnce (@Think2SpeakOnce) November 13, 2012Oh, dear. Today’s Petraeus scandal revelations (will they ever end?) were just begging for mockery. First, salacious emails, numbering in the tens of thousands. Next, the entrance of an “unstable twin” into the soap opera mix. It follows, then, that happy warriors would find a way to giggle madly through their disgust. And so they did.
The always hilarious Iowa Hawk got the ball (heh) rolling with #Pauladoesthepentagon.
"General, your surge… it's so… BIG" #PaulaDoesThePentagon #wokkachikka—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 13, 2012
<DINGdong> "Good afternoon ma'am. Did you order the drone strike?" #PaulaDoesThePentagon—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 13, 2012
@iowahawkblog Let me show you how a "bunker buster" works. #PaulaDoesThePentagon—
A_T (@Modern_Templar) November 13, 2012
#EmbedMePlease RT @iowahawkblog: "General, your surge… it's so… BIG" #PaulaDoesThePentagon #wokkachikka—
Dani ✌ (@VanGoGoGirly) November 13, 2012
“@iowahawkblog: "General, Would you care to lead from behind? "#PaulaDoesThePentagon #wokkachikka”—
Carl (@SpartacusI) November 13, 2012
Bow chicka heh heh. Hey, if we don’t find ways to keep giggling, we’ll all curl up in the corner and cry!
Next up, came #PetraeusPornTitles. Dim the lights, put on some smooth jazz … and giggle madly.
#PetraeusPornTitles White Men Cant Hump—
Barbara McMahon (@southsalem) November 13, 2012
The Urge To Surge #PetraeusPornTitles—
DrewM (@DrewMTips) November 13, 2012
The General and His Privates #PetraeusPornTitles—
Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) November 13, 2012
War and Piece #PetraeusPornTitles—
Ashley Sewell (@TXTrendyChick) November 13, 2012
A Few Good Women #PetraeusPornTitles—
Ben Howe (@BenHowe) November 13, 2012
Full Rubber Jacket #PetraeusPornTitles—
Gideon™ (@xgideonx) November 13, 2012
#PetraeusPornTitles The Hurt So Good Locker—
(@CatsPolitics) November 13, 2012
#PetraeusPornTitles – The General Wears Nada—
kitkatATL (@kitkatatl1) November 13, 2012
Sergeant Pork #PetraeusPornTitles—
Tommy (@FirstTeamTommy) November 13, 2012
Once You Go Black Ops, You Never Go Back Ops #PetraeusPornTitles—
Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) November 13, 2012
An Officer, But No Gentleman (IYKWIMAITYD) #PetraeusPornTitles—
Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) November 13, 2012
Defector? I didn't even know her! #PetraeusPornTitles—
Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) November 13, 2012
And actor Adam Baldwin with the early win.
"Nocturnal Emission Accomplished" ~ #PetraeusPornTitles—
Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) November 13, 2012
More, please, Twitter! (That’s what she said?)