Aw, yeah: #Petraeusporntitles to get you in the mood … to giggle madly

Oh, dear. Today’s Petraeus scandal revelations (will they ever end?) were just begging for mockery. First, salacious emails, numbering in the tens of thousands. Next, the entrance of an “unstable twin” into the soap opera mix. It follows, then, that happy warriors would find a way to giggle madly through their disgust. And so they did.

The always hilarious Iowa Hawk got the ball (heh) rolling with #Pauladoesthepentagon.

Bow chicka heh heh. Hey, if we don’t find ways to keep giggling, we’ll all curl up in the corner and cry!

Next up, came #PetraeusPornTitles. Dim the lights, put on some smooth jazz … and giggle madly.

And actor Adam Baldwin with the early win.

More, please, Twitter! (That’s what she said?)

  • $30423294

    Dishonorable Discharge

    • RightThinking1

      I think we have a winner…, uh, wiener… whatever

  • Right Wired

    Das Booty

    • GTJessop

      Sticking w/ the Submariner theme…
      Run Silent, Run DEEP.

      • Right Wired

        Under Sheets? (Siege?)

  • carla5731

    Officer Strangelove
    The Right Stuffing

    • Liberal Hater

      The Right Stuffing – bwahahahahaba

  • Right Wired

    Letters from Paula Broadwell

  • Right Wired

    Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!

    • Fire and Adjust!

      Whora Whora Whora!

      works much better

      • Right Wired

        Argh!!! You’re right. MUCH better…dammit

        • Fire and Adjust!

          We’ll call it a team effort

  • walterc

    No time for Sargeants? Generally speaking of course.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    We Were Lovers Once, And Young

  • Right Wired

    Shaving Private Ryan

  • TJCrane_NCC1701

    Kelley’s Hero

  • Jack Deth

    “Gentlemen… You can’t fight here. This is the Bedroom!”

    ‘Broadwell… She Wolf of the Liberal Press’

    ‘Days of Whine and Poseurs’

    ‘Sex. Lies and Media Scapegoating’

    ‘Everything You Wanted to Know About “Squirrel!”, But Were Afraid To Ask’

    ‘Rolling Blunder’

    ‘Is Petraeus Burning?’

  • HermanMunster

    Shaving Ryan’s Privates

  • carla5731

    Cheater by the Dozen

  • Tony0920

    Tattle of the Bulge

  • Liberal Hater

    Boned on the Fourth of July

  • Peyton

    Black undies down?

  • Gusta

    It Happened More Than One Night
    Apocalips Now
    Blazing Zippers

  • SpinMeNot

    “Siege of Gloria’s Firebase” …

  • TheOriginalDonald

    Oh great. Lisa Ann can break out her “Serria Paylin” act out again.

  • Susan Wajda Bartlett

    The Longest Dayvid.

  • Back 4 More

    Rooster Rugburn

  • RightThinking1


  • Back 4 More

    No cunt free for old men

  • jeremy tomlinson

    Ole man cock

  • jeremy tomlinson

    lemon party

  • Terry_Jim

    Call of Booty

  • RightThinking1

    Four Star Genital

  • Kevin Krom

    Classic case of Warhead vs. Armor.

  • Liberal Hater

    Pocahotass…. oh wait, that’d be the Warren porn movie….. I just threw up a little in my mouth at the thought…..

    • Dion Corrigan


  • BeeKaaay

    General Buck Nekkid. (with a Cameo of George Costanza wearing a mustache playing the guy who sets him up with a hot chick)

  • RightThinking1

    Breeches of conduct